A Kegel Exerciser To Keep You In Sexual Shape

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Katie

Lust Trainer Kegel Exerciser

According to the French, American and British parents focus too much on their children to the detriment of their romantic and sex lives. That’s why the French are better than us. :)

American and British parents are too concerned about their precious snowflakes doing well in school, making the team, getting the lead in the school play, and in general living through their children’s achievements. Some of those parents even take their children on their honeymoons! That’s the ultimate “let’s be a couple” time and people under three feet tall can ruin it.

Please, place yourselves before your children. Your relationship depends on it. The kiddies will survive not being the center of your universe. According to the French, sacrificing your love life for your children is considered extremely unbalanced and unhealthy. There are many ways French women concentrate on themselves and their relationships with the men in their lives. According to an article about the French, “romantic life is paramount and many French women follow lengthy perineal reeducation protocols to put their pelvic floors back in shape after giving birth, and the government in some cases helps pay for tummy tucks.” Mother and father are supposed to find each other again shortly after a child is born. If they don’t, their relationship may suffer.

Let’s say you just had a baby and you want to strengthen your pelvic floor. Bondara has the device for you! You need love balls and ben wa balls as well as vibrators. Those balls not only strengthen your Kegel muscles, they also feel incredibly arousing. That’s the whole idea! If you want a specific Kegel exerciser, Bondara carries the lust trainer Kegel exerciser. This device not only feels incredibly good, it strengthens your pelvic floor muscles so you have better gripping power. Plus these exercises help to prevent incontinence. You’ll feel the difference in a matter of weeks as the Kegel exerciser works its magic on you. Enjoy heightened pleasure during sex and astounding sensations. Pamper yourself and improve your sexual health at the same time! There are advantages to being French, and everyone benefits.

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A Ball Gag Harness For The Most Henpecked Man In The U. K.!

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Katie

Ultimate Ball Gag Harness And Posture Collar

What do you get for the most henpecked man in the U. K.? How did he get to be most henpecked to begin with?

His fiancee makes him put the toilet seat down. While he’s using it.

She performs regular checks on him whilst he’s in the loo and calls him on his cell phone if he takes too long. Why does he take his cell in the loo? So he can read sports.

She doesn’t like him going out with his best mate because she thinks the bromance is a little too … close. If you get my drift. It’s total nonsense but there’s that.

She chooses his clothes.

So what kind of gift should you get for the most henpecked man in the U. K.? A chastity belt? A set of wrist cuffs? Those aren’t bad but there’s one even better.

The ultimate ball gag harness and posture collar. So many “under her thumb” aspects in one bit of bondage gear! This supreme leather posture collar holds his head high. The ball gag keeps his mouth shut. The strap across the forehead prevents his head from moving about. Adjustable straps give you the perfect fit. The posture collar is also detachable! That solid rubber ball will keep him silent for as long as you like. Watch him drool! There is so much about this device that appeals to a woman who wants to keep her man under her thumb. Match it with a set of cuffs and a lead and you’re set! Put him on his knees and show him who’s boss. Posture collars, ball gags and mouth gags, and restraints are perfect for keeping him in line. Show him who’s boss with a brilliant posture collar and ball gag harness. And make him keep that toilet seat down even when he’s sitting on the loo.

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Rippled Penis Plug – Oohs and Aaahs!

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Katie

Rippled Penis Plug With Glans Ring

A British radio station aired an apology after it aired what appeared to be a gay porn soundtrack. It was rather obvious what it was when lots of grunts and groans emerged on the air, stunning listeners everywhere. The station normally plays jazz and blues. This time it looked like it switched from jazz to jizz.

How embarrassing for the radio station and the DJs! At least it was unintentional. Shock jocks do things like that on purpose to make people raise their eyebrows. The grunts and groans lasted for several minutes, too. I wonder if there was the usual bow-chicka-bow-bow soundtrack to go with the gay porn?

Homemade porn is all the rage now. Would you like to make your own? How about some serious, no-holds-barred gay porn? Introduce penis plugs and penis dilators into the mix. The rippled penis plug with glans ring is ideal for your homemade porn movie. It’s certainly different and seeing a man slowly insert it can turn on even the most jaded viewers.

You will have the most astounding sounding experience with this penis plug and glans ring. The rippled shaft feels oh so good sliding inside you. The glans ring holds it in place and it holds your head very snugly, giving you a sensational feeling. The frenulum massage ball gives you even more stimulation. Comes in two sizes: 80 mm and 100 mm. So make your own gay porn film using only the best male sex toys.

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Helloooo, Nurse! A Naughty Nurse Outfit

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Katie

Sexy Black Nurse Outfit

A hospital in Stockholm, Sweden knows how hard it is to find nurses at all, let alone competent nurses. So in order to attract attention to a job placement ad, the hospital requested nurses who not only were qualified but “TV series hot” or like a Söder hipster. Of course, the hospital isn’t going to base its criteria strictly on the attractiveness of the applicants. In fact, the looks don’t really matter. It was only mentioned in the ad to bring some attention to it.

Reactions have been mixed. Some people “get” what the hospital was trying to do, but other notice how sexist the ad was. Why not request “TV series hot” male nurses? You know the hospital was referring only to female nurses. I don’t care if a nurse looks like Golem or Hugh Jackman. I want someone with a great bedside manner who knows what he or she is doing. Still, having a hot nurse makes the hospital stay much more pleasant.

Hot nurses play into all sorts of sex fantasies. Sponge bath, anyone? How about investing in a little sexy bedside manner of your own? Nurses outfits are very popular sexy costumes and fancy dress. There are white nurses outfits. Red ones.        Black ones. Backless ones. Here’s a sexy black backless nurse’s costume: sexy black nurse outfit. Take his temperature dressed in this nurse outfit that is so sexy you’ll make him drool with delight! This alluring costume has red piping and a white cross in the center of the chest. The back is open and the thong shows off your pert bum. The costume ties in the back. Dressed in sexy underwear like this you’ll have his undivided attention. Pop on the jaunty cap and get out that stethoscope! You’re ready to listen to his racing heart! Slip into this sexy black nurse outfit and enjoy hours of showing off your wonderful beside manner. You’d appeal to the Swedish!

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Chastity Belts That Rein In Your Manhood

Posted on February 20, 2012 by Katie

Leather Male Chastity Belt

Ah, sex marathons! They’re the stuff of fantasies. Imagine going for hours or days on end, exploring each other bodies. Enjoying the feel of your own body as it becomes aroused in various stages throughout the course of your marathon. Reveling in the smell and feel of your partner’s body as they writhe around you. Take your marathon from the bedroom to the bath or even head for the privacy of the woods if it’s warm enough. Use plenty of lubricant and give each other massages to make the sex play last longer. Delay creams and sprays also help you last many hours, as I described in my previous post.

For the bloke who really wants to delay his pleasure, he could try chastity belts and devices. Chastity belts are often associated with women, but there are plenty of chastity belts out there for blokes, too. If you want to feel the pain of arousal without release, a chastity belt is for you. Imagine your rock hard penis pressing against the supple leather of the chastity belt with no possibility of release unless your captor uses the keys to unlock those padlocks and release your little monster so it can come good and hard. When you wear a chastity belt, the first message that gets across is that you belong to someone and that someone will not give you up without a fight. You can’t even think of touching his junk! Your slave also enjoys being owned by you. Knowing you are off limits to anyone else who dares to look at you for a few beats too long is one hell of a sexy rush.

Game for a chastity belt now? Here’s a fine one: the leather male chastity belt. Made of high quality and premium leather, this chastity belt will keep his crown jewels from getting out of hand – or into someone else’s hand. Ha ha! One look and you’ll see why it’s a best seller and a huge hit with our regular customers. This particular chastity belt has a cock cage with two – count ‘em, TWO – cock rings inside. Wow, pleasure has never sounded so good! It’s also fully adjustable to fit most sized men, and it has padlocks and keys to keep everything locked away and under your master’s (or mistress’s) control. Just don’t lose the keys! Keep the leather supple and soft with leather cleaner and lotion. Enjoy the best bondage gear out there when you wear this fab chastity belt. It’s comfort and style rolled into one fancy leather package.

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Delay Creams To Enhance Your Sex Marathon

Posted on February 20, 2012 by Katie

Ultimate Delay Cream

A sex marathon sounds like just the thing to get your heart racing. You want to go all night? Several nights? How on earth are you going do to that without keeling over from exhaustion? Still, the thought of a sex marathon excites us all. Sex marathons scream decadent and arousing. Imagine women hot and sweaty from exertion; men rock hard and ready to go for many hours.

Sound good? Here are some tips to make your sex marathon something the two of you will talk about for years to come … and we mean come!

First off, don’t come. Once you come you’ll be tempted to roll over and go to sleep. Try sex positions that are less stimulating so you go for the long haul rather than the short burst. Blokes, give her pleasure to take the focus off of you. Women can have multiple orgasms whilst blokes explode and then deflate. It takes awhile for the gears to kick back in again, especially if you’re an older man. If you are having difficulty staying erect, try using penis enlargers including creams, gels, and pills. Muff dive and give her the clitoral stroking of a lifetime – with your tongue! Or use sex toys like bullet vibrators on those strategic erotic spots. Be careful with the liquor – too much can dull your senses and make you engage in unsafe behavior like not using condoms.

Don’t engage in the same ole, same ole. Spice up your sex life! Try some variety like different positions (this one like I already mentioned can help you last longer), different locations, sex toys, bondage equipment, and even food to the equation. There’s nothing quite as decadent as licking chocolate sauce off a woman’s breasts or nibbling on raspberries before going down on your partner. Even a mouthful of ice has a lasting and erotic effect.

Finally, don’t forget the lube! When you engage in a sex marathon, you’ll need it to keep from getting sore from all that friction. Plus dryness could be a problem. Lubricant eliminates dryness from your sex play. One type of lube that is ideal for sex marathons is penis delay creams and sprays. There are many varieties of creams and sprays out there that will numb your penis so that you don’t come too quickly. Ultimate delay cream is one of them. This revolutionary cream prevents premature ejaculation. Just slather on a liberal amount of the cream on your penis and wait for it to take effect. Instead of worrying about your performance, you’ll be able to last longer and to give your partner more pleasure whether that partner is male or female. Imagine the fun – you’ll go for hours, experiencing intense sexual satisfaction and coming only when both of you are ready. Your sex marathon will be a huge success! So get your delay cream today and enjoy endless hours of knee-knocking sex play.

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A Little Pill For A Little Lift

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Katie

Ultimate V Erection Pills

So you’re on that third date that leads to a little nookie. You’re nervous. So is she. You had the romantic dinner and you went to the cinema. Now she’s sipping cognac out of your best brandy snifter and you’re ready to down your entire glass of the stuff. What if you can’t perform? What if you disappoint her in bed?

Don’t be so nervous! We at Bondara are here to help you. You need sex aids for men. If you’re worried about keeping it up and having stamina, you need not worry any longer. These ultimate v erection pills. This powerful herbal erection booster will give you the hard-on and confidence you need.

Take one pill with water shortly before having sex. You’ll be amazed how well it works. This herbal supplement comes four in a pack. These pills are both a powerful erection booster and a stimulant to help you stay hard and perform well. Buy your sex aids from Bondara.

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Luxury Lubricant For That Luxury Date

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Katie

Bondara Luxury Lubricant

If you are using a dating web site, there are certain… rules.

Blokes, don’t have a profile picture of yourself dressed in casual classy holding babies or puppies. Women can see right through it.

Keep your profile photo up to date. No bait and switch.

Don’t talk about your ex throughout the entire first date.

Don’t talk about your extensive bowel surgery over lasagna.

Brush your teeth before you go out.

Same applies to showering.

You’re on a date, not lounging at home in front of your computer playing World Of Warcraft. Dress accordingly.

Don’t end your second date with “When you meet my mom…”

Avoid using your cell phone, especially for long conversations leaving your date hanging.

Blokes, don’t lie about your height. Women notice.

When you invite her to your place for coffee, she may actually ask for coffee, even though that’s not quite what you had in mind.

After you enjoy coffee and some light conversation, you may end up in the bedroom. This would be after about the third date. If the two of you are hitting off, chances are things will get serious and that means being prepared. Nervous women and blokes have sometimes have trouble performing. You may need a little help like some sex aids, and we at Bondara are here to give it to you.

It helps to have sexual lubricants handy to make sure your evening goes smoothly. Bondara luxury lubricant is a silky smooth and non-greasy lube that makes sex and using sex toys much more enjoyable. This water-based lube comes in a 150ml flip bottle, making it convenient. It also won’t spill. This lube is also skin-safe, latex-safe, sex toy safe, and condom safe as well as anti-bacterial and anti-alcoholic. The best of all worlds! This lubricant is ideal for masturbation, use with sex toys, use during intercourse and foreplay, and for massages. Buy yourself a bottle of this lubricant and be prepared for that post-third-date romp in the sack.

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Enjoy Your Sex Swing – But Don’t Let The Kids See It!

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Katie

Tiger Spinning Sex Swing

Eeek! A German couple was mortified when a picture of them getting it on at a swinger’s club was found online – by their teenaged daughter. I don’t have a direct quote from the girl but most likely she said, “Gross! Ew!”

The photo of the couple in the swinger’s club was supposed to have had their faces pixelated out but the company forgot to do it. It was an honest mistake. Nonetheless, the couple sued the club for pain and damages due to embarrassment but the judge came to a compromise. He said the couple wasn’t due compensation because they agreed to being filmed in the first place and that the production company’s mistake was an honest one. He ordered the swinger’s club paid for the couple’s entrance and legal fees which amounted to about €3,000.

The article about this case included a picture of a couple – presumably not the couple involved in the lawsuit – enjoying a bit of sex play in a sex swing much like this tiger spinning sex swing. You will feel weightless when you use sex swings like this one.

Enjoy total flexibility, better oral sex, and faster and deeper penetration when you use this sex swing. You’ll feel utterly weightless in it! Everything is included – the swing, bolts, screws, hook, and spring. You get fully adjustable and padded straps for your butt, back, feet, calves, or thighs. Enjoy couples sex toys like this sex swing but make sure no one takes photos of you and puts them on the internet without pixelization lest your kids see them!

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The Perfect Gift From Your Sugar Daddy

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Katie

Lelo Insignia Soraya Rechargeable Vibrator

University is very expensive these days. With the world-wide economy sinking like a stone, the dream of an extended education is fast coming only a dream and not a reality for many young people. So what do you do about it?

You take a job. Go to university part-time and take more than the normal four years to get your degree. Forgo university altogether and go into business for yourself. Enroll in a work-study program. Apply for loans, scholarships, and grants.

Or, if you’re young and pretty, look for a sugar daddy.

Yes, you read that right. There is a new web site that matches young, nubile women with rich, older men who pay their university tuition amongst other things.

How do the women repay these men for their kindness? How do you think?

Sex, of course.

These men give these women much more than the gift of a higher education. They buy them fancy dinners. Take them on exotic trips. Buy them baubles and gifts. If you are lucky enough to snare a sugar daddy who actually cares for you, he’s likely to buy you vibrators, but not just any old vibrator. No, he’s likely to spend lots of money and buy you expensive, luxury vibrators and Lelo. For such a bloke, a sex toy that costs over £100 is a drop in the bucket. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. Of course, any woman who receives such a gift will be eternally grateful and she’ll show him how grateful – on her knees.

One such gift that is perfect for this scenario is the Lelo Insignia Soraya Rechargeable Vibrator. This enchanting vibrator is the world’s most beautiful dual-action vibrator. Made of skin-safe silicone, Soraya’s individual motors give you both vaginal and clitoral stimulation that will have you begging for more in no time at all. You get 8 variable vibration patterns you may enjoy in total silence. Your privacy is assured! Since Soraya is waterproof enjoy it in that fancy hot tub with your paramour. He will enjoy seeing you get off on his fancy gift. Rechargeable, you will enjoy four hours of bliss from a mere one or two hours of charging time. This vibrator even comes with its own matching brooch!

When he presents you with Soraya, you get the vibrator, which is coloured a deep rose. You also get an elegant gift box, a charger, brooch, satin pouch, manual and one year warranty. You’ll leap into his arms at the sight of your new toy and lavish him with lots of attention. It’s the least you could do for someone who is paying for your university education. Enjoy it!

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