‘Twas the night before Steak and Blowjob Day

‘Twas the night before Steak and Blowjob Day, when all through the house Your creature was stirring, foreseeing a mouth; Her stockings were hung up all skimpy to wear, In hopes that her sweet ass soon would be there; A billion sperm nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of your plums danced by […]

Steak and Blowjob Day – 2019

If you were to troll through my recent search history, (I would strongly advise against this) or examine the questions I have recently asked Google, you would probably come to one of two conclusions; this person is seriously obsessed with sperm and everything semen, or, Steak and Blowjob Day is fast approaching. I suppose, in […]