‘Twas the night before Steak and Blowjob Day

‘Twas the night before Steak and Blowjob Day, when all through the house Your creature was stirring, foreseeing a mouth; Her stockings were hung up all skimpy to wear, In hopes that her sweet ass soon would be there; A billion sperm nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of your plums danced by […]

Steak and Blowjob Day – 2019

If you were to trawl through my search history (strongly advised not to), you would come to several conclusions. This person is seriously obsessed with sperm and everything semen, or, Steak and Blowjob Day is fast approaching. I suppose, in all reality, you would be right with either answer. I do have an odd penchant […]

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