After a not-so-silent night? Add some Christmas cheer to your love life with our festive sex positions. Guaranteed to jingle your bells!
‘Tis the season for giving and receiving, so make the most of this special time of year – it’s never too late to get put on the naughty list.
How Do I Do It?
Grabbing a Christmas quickie at the office party? Busting some seasonal stress in the bathroom? Standing positions are great if you’re short on time and space, and allow for maximum penetration. The giving partner stands with their back to a wall or a sturdy “not going to topple over” shelf while the receiving partner is in front of them, one leg raised and one on the ground. Depending on your flexibility, you can raise your leg waist high with your foot planted on a shelf for leverage, or lift higher and rest your ankle on the giver’s shoulder. Or, you don’t have to lift your leg at all; this position works for couples with bigger bodies, as close access to your partner’s thighs is ideal for ‘Sumata‘, also known as intercrural or femoral sex.
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How Do I Do It?
The weather outside is frightful, but this sex position is so delightful you’ll be going up and down more times than a sledge on a snow-covered hill. The giver sits on the edge of a chair, leaning slightly backwards, with their tiptoes on the floor. Now, the receiver straddles their lover’s lap, back to chest, with their legs as wide as possible. Depending on the set-up, the receiver can bounce on their heels and take the active role in this position, or the giver can take control from the bottom, a la Full Nelson.
Legs akimbo, you can use this sex position for vaginal or anal sex but non-penetrative play too! So open and exposed, why not try a little sensation play too? Having your lover wear a blindfold while you explore their body or run a massage wand over their sweet spots heightens sensations. But, just because you’re on the bottom doesn’t mean the pleasure if only for your partner! Wearing a prostate massager, vibrations or not, adds extra stimulation that’ll leave your cheeks glowing.
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How Do I Do It?
Start the year as you mean to go on – with a bang! First, the receiving partner lies down on an exercise ball. If you don’t have a ball, use a sex chair, position cushion, or a bean bag. Now, put palms and tiptoes on the floor as though doing pushups. The receiver gets more stimulation if their legs are straight, but this position also works with legs spread. The giving partner then takes position behind their partner with their knees slightly bent. If it’s hard to maintain a squat, experiment with the position of the receiver’s hands and feet to the ball, as this will lower or raise their hips and change the angle of entry. Perfect for stimulating your partner’s G-spot, this athletic sex position provides deeply satisfying penetration.
With your hips raised high, don’t be afraid to show off your bum! It’ll look pert in this position, and a pair of crotchless knickers will frame it gorgeously frame it. Or, give your partner a cheeky eyeful of a butt plug (especially if it lights up!) to add intensity to this position. Get in the spirit of the New Year; incorporate some orgasm control, and see if you can beat the clock and cum on the stroke of midnight!
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