May! It’s that time of year again, International Masturbation Month. We’re kicking off the month with your fapping faves.
Disclaimer: These are ALL real reviews. Grammar and spelling have been corrected for readability (and my sanity), but the originals may be found in the review section of each product page.
Handheld Hero Rechargeable Vibrating Masturbator
The Best Sex Toy I’ve Ever Used
This thing is incredible. Squeeze it, and it creates a suction seal strong enough that you can let go, and it’ll hang there.
Great for hands free, but also feels like a vibrating blowjob when squeezed in combination with lube.
– Anonymous
Ivy Green 2-in-1 Wand & G-Spot Vibrator
Wanderfully Good
Sir is a fan of the colour; however, holds some concern about what the HSE would say about hand-arm vibration syndrome. On a serious note, we like this wand; it’s stronger than our previous one, but much more versatile with not too much curvature, perfect for fun alone or with another.
– Sir&Subby
The Kraken Monster Tentacle Dildo
Slither Me Timbers!
This toy has been a brilliant addition to the collection. It starts off so thin at the top it’s like a little tease but as you work it in it will soon open you up.
This is a great toy to use if you are curious about trying something larger because the insertable length will be ideal for most, plus the way it gets thicker towards the base will give you the experience of a stretch without having to commit to all or nothing.
And the suckers are a stroke of genius because if you apply lube over the larger ones, it sort of pools there ensuring you’ll be slick as you enjoy playing.
– Anonymous
Vibe-Stryker Remote Butt Plug & Cock Ring
Bell-Pop Vibrating Nipple & Clit Pump
Naughty Experience
This pump/vibrator works so well! Because of the vibrating function, every time I pumped, I felt more sensitive down there.
When I took the pump off, my clit was fully erect and had doubled in size. I just used my fingers to rub my sweet spot, but I squirted within seconds. Highly recommend!
– Florence
Womanizer Enhance Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator
This suction and vibrating toy delivers intense, targeted stimulation that’s perfect for fast, powerful climaxes or slow, teasing build-ups.
The combination of deep vibrations and rhythmic suction feels incredibly close to oral sex, with multiple settings to match your mood.
– Anonymous
Cuspid Silicone Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring
Great cock ring. Better if, like me, you’re rather on the large side and thick girth.
Fits nicely on my shaft. My girlfriend loves and enjoys vibrating ears.
– A & B
These are our customers’ top picks to get you through May, which one are you adding to your basket? Or leave your suggestions in the comments so someone else can get off celebrate this marvellous month.
L. Masters
May 2, 2025 at 9:43 pmMy wife & I used to masturbate together in front of each other after reading the results of a sex survey back in the 1980’s where it had been found that couples who had done this reported finding it a huge turn on. We agreed with that. Absolutely amazing !!
Keith Robinson
May 17, 2026 at 1:31 amAgreed,mutual masturbation is a real turn on.
We’re both in our mid sixties and not up to “swinging from the chandaliers” but it’s every bit as satisfying as penetrative love making,which we still manage once a week