If This Scary Film Was a Sex Toy …

The nights are drawing in, and there’s a chill in the air. So, snuggle up on the sofa with your lover to enjoy a scary movie (and a spooky sex toy or two)!

From horrifying monsters, wicked witches, and classic frights, we’ve got something for everyone, whether you’re a scaredy-cat or a horror film nut.

Will you find a trick or a treat in this goodie bag? Read more if you dare…


Classic Spooks

If The Addams Family was sexy lingerie, it would be…

Bondara Sex Toy Blog - If This Scary Film Was a Sex Toy - Bondara Flirt Black Faux Fur Sheer Robe

Bondara Flirt Black Faux Fur Sheer Robe

Black is such a happy colour, so channel your inner Morticia with this sheer robe. Don’t let your date night be a fright! Dress to impress your very own Gomez with this elegant accessory to your bedroom seduction. After all, who doesn’t want to look like a haunting beauty?

If Phantom of the Opera was bondage gear, it would be…

Bondara Sex Toy Blog - If This Scary Film Was a Sex Toy - Curtain Call Rev Velvet Blindfold

Curtain Call Velvet Blindfold

The Phaaantom of the Opera is hereee… but you won’t be able to see him wearing this super soft, sensual velvet blindfold. Delicately tie this mask, blocking your partner’s sight, and experiment with sensation play as the silky material caresses their skin.

If Frankenstein was an extreme sex toy, it would be…

Bondara Sex Toy Blog - If This Scary Film Was a Sex Toy - Sex Sparks Pleasure Conductor E-Stim Pads

Sex Sparks Pleasure Conductor E-Stim Pads

It’s alive, ALIVE! Reawaken the spark of your love life and send a tingle down your spine with this stimulating E-Stim kit. Place the adhesive pads on yourself and your partner, then touch and caress each other to connect the circuit for shocking sex like never before.


Vampires, Witches and Werewolves

If An American Werewolf in London was a sex toy, it would be…

Bondara Sex Toy Blog - If This Scary Film Was a Sex Toy - Shoot to Thrill Silver Bullet Vibrator

Shoot to Thrill Silver Bullet Vibrator

This silver bullet won’t kill the mood. It’ll make you howl at the moon 😉

Quiet, discreet and sleek, this powerful vibrator has 10 settings to choose from; Just don’t forget the AAA battery! It’s no Halloween monster, but it’ll certainly make you scream with pleasure.

If The Lost Boys was bondage gear, it would be…

Bondara Sex Toy Blog - If This Scary Film Was a Sex Toy - Torment Vampire Spiked Riding Crop - 24 Inch

Torment Vampire Spiked Riding Crop – 24 Inch

Fang-tastic BDSM sessions await… So, raise the stakes and dive into pain play with this riding crop that bites back! Covered with tiny steel ‘teeth’, this luxurious leather crop is ideal for upping the ante during impact play sessions and experimenting with blood play.

If The Craft was bondage gear, it would be…

Bondara Sex Toy Blog - If This Scary Film Was a Sex Toy - Ouch! Teasing Black Bondage Candles - Medium or Large

Ouch! Teasing Black Bondage Candles – Medium or Large

Light as a feather, stiff as a board… Explore the arousing feeling of wax play! Light candles for a seductive circle-casting and drip hot wax across your lover’s delicate skin for pleasurably painful sensations with these witchy black bondage candles.


Slasher Flicks

If House of Wax was a sex toy, it would be…

Bondara Sex Toy Blog - If This Scary Film Was a Sex Toy - Jodie Juggs Lifesize Inflatable Sex Doll

Jodie Juggs Lifesize Inflatable Sex Doll

She’s all yours and up for anything, so use all three of her holes however you want! The buxom inflatable sex doll is perfect for stag dos, pool parties and naughty birthdays. Take her out on romantic dates like dinner, camping in the woods, or maybe to an abandoned waxwork museum?

If Nightmare on Elm Street was bondage gear, it would be…

Bondara Sex Toy Blog - If This Scary Film Was a Sex Toy - Torment Body Scratcher

Torment Body Scratcher

Perfect for medical play; This metal body scratcher is just what you’ve been dreaming of! There’s no chance you’ll fall asleep and visit the land of nod using this wicked piece of sensory kit. Trail the metal claw across your partner’s sensitive skin to provide gentle tickles or add more pressure for sharper scratches.


Things That Go Bump in the Night

If Alien was a sex toy, it would be…

Silicone Dildo Mouth Gag - 4 Inch

Silicone Dildo Mouth Gag – 4 Inch

In space, no one can hear you scream… especially when you’re gagged! This bondage dildo gag slides down your sub’s throat like a face-hugger, keeping them quiet and drooling through all sorts of BDSM torture. Perfect for those who fantasise about erotic extraterrestrial probings!

If The Thing was a sex toy, it would be…

The Godfeather Monster Dildo - 7.5 Inch

The Godfeather Monster Dildo – 7.5 Inch

Who knows what The Thing really looks like… It could be anywhere! It could appear as anything…

Take on all 7.5 inches of this shapeshifting creature as you slip down its tapered tip to its furry, feathered balls. This massive, gruesome monstrosity has only one thing on its mind: Your pleasure!


Modern Horror

If Shaun of the Dead was a sex toy, it would be…

Naughty Whack Bamboo Paddle - 14.5 Inch

Naughty Whack Bamboo Paddle – 14.5 Inch

Is your sex life feeling dead as a doornail? Then, make them moan loud enough to wake the undead with this solid bamboo impact play paddle. Designed for a stinging spank, the paddle features holes for less cushion with each little love tap.

Plus, it’s perfect for going to the Winchester, having a nice cold pint, and waiting for all of this to blow over.

If Five Nights at Freddy’s was a sex toy, it would be…

Bondage Bearz Sadistic Sam

Bondage Bearz Sadistic Sam

Has your partner just started working security at a spooky, abandoned arcade? Well, get them something to comfort them through their night shift, like this cuddly kinky Bondage Bear. Complete with a removable sensory deprivation hood, collar and sadistically studded undies, this adorable sadist is ideal for keeping your sub safe from the monsters in the dark.


Spooky season is upon us, so have you picked your fright night flick? Do you think their matching pleasure products are a trick or a treat for your sex toy collection?

Let us know if you have any spook-tacular sex stories in the comments below! 😈👻


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