The tarot cards have spoken, I see sexy shenanigans in your future. Is it witchful thinking or a pervy premonition?
Focus on a question about work, love, money, or life in general and read on for your flirty fortune. Take what resonates and leave the rest. 🔮
Work – The Magician
Wisdom • Creativity • Sexual Talent
The Magician is the tarot card of manifestation, and there are opportunities on the horizon if you’ve got the determination to seize them. Beware of becoming blinkered by ambition and forgetting the little things… like sex! In the bedroom, the Magician signifies sexual skill and a willingness to explore. Now, we’re not guaranteeing you’re a natural fuck machine; that’s what kegel balls and cock rings are for!
Lean into your creative side and see what wizardry you can conjure between the sheets with your own magic wand, a massage wand that is.
Life – The Empress
Divine Feminine • Sensuality • Abundance
Queen of the tarot deck, The Empress comes with a message to nurture yourself. Life has been stressful, and now’s time to practice a little self-care. Put crazy sexual escapades to one side and focus on your pleasure using a rabbit vibrator or masturbator. If you’re in a relationship, now might be the moment to explore toys for couples’ play and connect with your partner.
Sensual and fertile, the Empress can also signify birth. Don’t panic, this could mean the birth of a new venture, like a new job or moving house. Still, it never hurts to stock up on condoms…
Money – Temperance
Anticipation • Self Control • Teasing
In tarot, Temperance is all about moderation when it comes to finances. You’ve been saving up for a big purchase or expense, but you can still treat yourself if you’re sensible (special offers, anyone?).
Its other key trait is balance, particularly when it comes to intimate affairs. Don’t be greedy and rush to your climax; learn to enjoy the build-up. Now’s the perfect time to slip on a blindfold, to tempt, tease, a seduce your partner with indulgent sensation play.
Love – The Devil
Indulgent Lust • Insatiable • Dark Desires
Feeling a little horny? The Devil is here to remind you there’s nothing wrong with having a little fun. If you have a healthy fantasy you’ve been shy to explore, now is your chance to make room for it. Whether wanting to be tied down with bed restraints or curious about butt plugs, you only receive what you ask for!
But don’t let your lust override your consideration for others. When considering new erotic acts, communication is more important than ever. That goes for any coupling, but if you’re venturing into Bondage, don’t forget to discuss hard and soft limits with your partner.
Did any of our readings speak to you? Have you been inspired to do your own sexy spellwork, or are our resident witch’s recommendations a bunch of hocus pocus?
Your fate is up to you…
