Whether you’re raring up for freshers or returning to uni for your final year; when packing your suitcase there are a few items on your student shopping list that you’d prefer not to appear on Mum and Dad’s credit card statement.
At Bondara, we get the importance of discretion, and we also want to help you keep costs down for stocking up on those sexy student essentials. And with campus calling, there’s no time like the present…
Right now, grab a back-to-uni bargain with up to 50% OFF over 1,500 lines in our scorching Summer Sale! And in the spirit of budgeting, we’ve also cranked up your Student Beans discou
So, keep reading for some tips to deck out your digs with the extra-curricular equipment you need for a satisfying semester 😉
Glacier Glass Five-A-Day Carrot Dildo
– £14.99 £7.99
Keep the ‘rents off your back by getting your five-a-day… Nourishing your nether-regions with 100% RDA of vitamin A-mazing – this little carrot is guaranteed to boost your nighttime senses 😉
Blown from 6.5-inches of super-strong borosilicate for firm stimulation and a glassy glide; this hygienic dildo is perfect for vaginal and anal play.
Also, fab for refrigerating on those hot days for chilled play, you’ll get to the root of your relief with this orange and green smoothie.
Discreet in its uniqueness and motor-free for quiet contentment; this crystal cutie won’t alert your housemates to your pleasure… But you might.
Bondara Party Dick White Splash Dildo
– £16.99 £10.49
Parties and freshers week go together like Netflix and Chill, but it’s 2020 and social distancing means that you’re going to have to party by yourself 🙁
But don’t let that small detail bum you out… because Party Dick is here to turn you out! Yes, you can still hold a drink and DM your mates while having the time of your life aboard this hands-free hottie.
Sculpted from marbled silicone for a dynamic effect that’s unique to every dildo; the velvety-soft and flexible shaft of this 7.5-inch schlong sticks to the hard, flat surface of your fancy. Perfect for demonstrating that ‘party trick’ on the kitchen counter, or hitting the shower tiles to get wet and wild!
Control by Sir Richard’s Intimate Therapy Stroker
– £39.99 £27.99
Looking like a TRESemme 2-in-1, this high-key ingenious male masturbator is discreetly disguised to enhance your shower-time hand shandy! Made from silky-soft Fanta Flesh™, this soapy stroker feels just like the real thing around your thing.
Perfect for a good cleanout. Unscrew the cap to pop this puss onto your tackle to refresh solo satisfaction beyond all conceivable levels. Once you’ve nut, just rinse under the steamy spray, then pop it back onto the shower rack for next time… 😉
Your housemates will never suspect a thing. MUHAHAHA!
Cannabis Lubricant – 125ml
– £12.99 £9.99
If you’re a plant proponent, then go green to get solo and partnered play off to a slippery start with this water-based wonder.
Jam-packed with natural extracts of hemp oil, derived from energising Sativa seeds, this lube will hydrate and moisturise you both without getting sticky-icky-icky!
Perfect for boosting your enjoyment in the bedroom, get blown while supercharging your stimulation for a natural high with this dope sexual aid.
Bondara Love Struck Clit Stim
– £6.99 £3.99
She may be small but she’s suitably sized for your love button… Providing versatile stimulation, this little love machine goes both ways.
Like cupid for your clit with ten captivating functions; fall head-over-heels for the smooth silicone that rumbles your sweet spot from a powerful vibrating bullet. But flip her over and she’s bristling with soft-touch nubs for a stimulating rub!
Petite, discreet, and perfect for on-the-go pleasure – this romantic clitoral stim is as cute as it is climactic. So, pop it in your bag for a little self-love in-between lectures.
Bondara Black Bed Restraint
– £19.99 £15.99
Capture every chance on campus for kinky fun with these neoprene bed restraints! Ideal for BDSM beginners and beyond; transform your bed for a bondage bunk-up whenever the mood strikes…
Securing with Velcro for a versatile wrap, these soft fabric cuffs are kind to wrists and ankles, while the straps adjust to any size mattress.
And don’t fret about your kinky reputation proceeding you 😉 This easy-to-assemble yet discreet restraint system stays hidden for vanilla days.
Bondara Wingman Vibrating Cock Ring
– £16.99 £11.99
Like the perfect freshers’ wingman; this buzzing buddy promises a potent performance and delivers shared satisfaction … in the sack!
Just the ticket for tuning up your tackle. Encase your cock in super-stretchy silicone, while the raised nubs and chrome blue bullet bring the vibes. You’ll grow stronger for longer as your graze her clit with powerful vibrations for skyrocketing stimulation.
Alternatively, flip this C-ring around during a solo shuffle to treat your balls to a buzz while you stroke for success.
‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask
– £11.99 £5.99
Trust me, you’re going to want to catch some Z’s wherever possible once term gets going… And you can bet that your dorm mates will barge in and interrupt your beauty sleep after a heavy night with your new ‘study buddy’.
So send an unequivocal signal with this fancy yet foul-mouthed eye mask to block out the haters while banishing daytime rays from ruining your well-earned naps.
Simultaneously tongue-in-cheek, yet to the point. Fortify your rest because, bbz, you’re too blessed to be stressed.
Bondara Black Smooth Rabbit Vibrator
– £17.99 £9.99
Shapely, thick and ready to delve into your desires… This chunky bunny is here to finesse your fanny with twenty tantalising functions for a beautifully blended orgasm.
Uniquely shaped with curvy contours and a bulbous clit stim for uninterrupted contact against its wide surface; this silicone rabbit also boasts an exquisitely arched tip for the G-spot juicing you deserve!
Also available in purple and magenta (both in the sale!); bounce into bed after cramming for class with this sumptuous smoothie for indulgent dual-stimulation and a luxurious velvet finish – for only a tenner!
After Sex Towel
– £11.99 £5.99
Wipe away the cum, sweat, and tears (ever heard of ‘crymaxing‘?) – and leave your gym socks out of it!
Comically captioned and specifically stitched for post-coital/post-masturbatory cleanup; this super-soft towel does exactly what it says.
So, soak up fluids for harmonious bedroom hygiene with this convenient cloth for goin’ solo, a sweaty shag, or after sloppy nosh.
EXS Rainbow Love Pride 4 Pack Condoms
– £4.99 £2.49
STIs ain’t it, Chief. So glove up for a safe semester with these reduced rainbow wrappers because Pride is for life, not just cool for the summer.
Easy to apply with a silicone lubricant coating; these ultra-thin latex johnnies are super strong for unbeatable sensation and complete protection in the heat of the moment.
Great for popping into your wallet/purse for the perfect opportunity – indulge every sexy suitor in safety, while letting your true colours shine!
Sexy Bum Mug
– £9.99 £6.99
Are you a squat-mistress with a gluteus maximus? If the wagon you’re draggin’ is your proudest part then consider this novelty mug for making a cheeky entrance to your halls of residence.
This risque receptacle is ideal for that 1 am coffee while pulling an all-nighter, or sipping on a minestrone cup-a-soup as you recline across the settee that your pal found…
This magnificent mug will capture the attention of all the bum-lovers in the vicinity! So raise a toast and a few giggles over brunch and beyond.
Bondara Wingman Vibrating Prostate Massager
– £14.99 £9.99
A firm interest in male satisfaction is on the rise, and so has the demand for our prostate pleasurers… The P-spot is the male equivalent to the G-spot so you needn’t be shy when it cums to getting the hard relief you need!
Made from ultra-soft and hygienic silicone; this precise probe is ridged for his pleasure with every curve of its 4-inch form for next-level stimulation and earth-moving orgasms.
Meanwhile, the powerful blue bullet fires up your erogenous zone with seven vibrating modes that’ll send your senses into full-body fits of pleasure.
You can refrain from Tinder and Grindr while you focus on class while armed with this man-milkin’ machine!
Willy Egg Fryer
– £6.99 £4.99
Dish up your Sunday-hangover grub with a side-serving of banter.
“How do you like your eggs in the morning?!” you ask from the kitchen as you prepare breakfast for your new uni mates with this shapely egg fryer…
Apparently, this crackin’ utensil is perfect for both ‘willy and egg lovers’, so you can’t really go wrong. 😉
These are just a few staff picks… But there is a HUGE range of designs to suit every style in our Summer Sale.
So don’t sleep on these massive deductions. These summery savings won’t be around for much longer, while stocks last…
And if you’re not signed up already – remember to check out Student Beans for a further 25% OFF SALE PRICE!
