‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a sound escaped from any gagged mouth;
The vibrator was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that new batteries, soon, would be there.
Subs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of floggers danced in their heads;
As others were dreaming, warm and snug,
I tried something new with a Kinky Tails Butt Plug.
When out on the landing there arose such a clatter,
I swung round on my bed to see what was the matter.
From the sexy silhouette, I knew in a flash,
My partner had turned up for a good old smash.
The moon, full and bright, shone through the window
As I gestured for him to come over for a blow.
When, what to my gesturing hand should appear,
But a couple’s vibrator, meaning my partner could steer.
With it ‘straight to the spot’ and so lively and quick,
He knew in a moment just what made me tick.
More rapid than eagles my orgasms they came,
As I moaned and shouted, and called out his name.
“Now, harder! Now, faster! Gentle and slower!
The new toy he’d got us was certainly a goer.
To the chair in the corner, to up against the wall!
Now scream away! Scream away! Scream away all!
And then, in a twinkling, I remembered, like a goof,
That I’d purchased a cock ring that was entirely waterproof.
As I smiled at my partner and showed him what I’d found,
To the shower we went to make even more sound.
As I stepped in the shower, all naked and barefoot,
The stress of Christmas day instantly went caput.
The cock ring was on, resting gently above his sack,
And he looked ecstatic as he pulled open my crack.
His eyes – how they twinkled! As his cock he did bury,
Right into my lovely, warm little cherry.
His enjoyment was clear as he let out an “Ohhh”,
As he reined in the speed and went nice and slow.
As another climax drew closer, I gritted my teeth,
He reached around with a wand and went underneath.
We hopped out the shower and he grabbed the KY Jelly,
As he whipped out my Kinky Tail and threw me onto my belly.
With a kiss to my back, he took a condom from the shelf,
Then lubed up my behind and lowered himself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
He pulled my bum in closer, and my cheeks he spread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Then let out a moan, and came with a jerk.
Both delighted and happy with the toys we had chose,
We lay smiling in the dark and drew the night to a close.
As I put on my teddy, he gave me a whistle,
So I gave him a kiss and felt his whiskery bristle.
But I heard him exclaim, as I gave a last cheeky bite,
“Happy Christmas to Bondara, and thanks for a great night!”