The Most Discreet Toys for Him

Upgrade your hand job with one of these discreet sex toys, designed to deliver intense stimulation and a more powerful climax. If the thought of sex toys tantalises your senses but you’re cautious about discretion, you’re in the right place.

Perhaps you live with family, friends or have a nosy housemate. Or, you find overly realistic toys a turn off. Whatever the reason, these top toys will keep quiet about your pleasure. The question is: will you be able to?

Tenga Egg

Why it’s discreet: These egg-shaped toys are Tenga’s classic masturbators. Sleek, subtle and small enough to fit in your palm, the fun doesn’t start until you open the egg. Before then, no one will blink an eye at this unassuming sex toy.

Why we love it: Combining stimulating textures with complete discretion, Tenga is known for its innovative, futuristic masturbators. Designed for single use, you can wank, cum and chuck the toy in the bin – no clean up necessary. However, careful cleaning and, if you can resist it, gentler use can extend your egg’s life.

“One of the best toys ever.”

Tenga Classic Egg Masturbators

Apollo Reversible Dual Stroker

Why it’s discreet: With non-anatomical openings and a stylish appearance, this stroker is a far cry from some other masturbators on the market. And, at just 6.5 inches long, it’s easy to tuck away in your bedside drawer.

Why we love it: Soft and stretchy yet tight enough to give a good grip around your cock, the Apollo Stroker is also reversible. Go in for the kill with the nodule-packed side or flip it inside out and let the gentle ribs slowly rub you to climax.

Apollo Reversible Dual Stroker

Fleshlight Sex in a Can – Sukit

Why it’s discreet: Have a cheeky beer after work with this Fleshlight. Hidden inside this ultra-discreet casing, no one will know what’s inside this can until you pop open the lid and get drunk on climax.

Why we love it: We couldn’t make this list without mentioning Fleshlight! Renowned for their subtle casing, they’ve gone the extra inch with their ‘Sex in a Can’ range. Brewed for ultimate pleasure, slip inside the textured sleeve and soak up the sensations of their ultra-realistic SuperSkin material.

 “If you’re thinking about buying one, do it.”

Fleshlight Sukit Sex in a Can

Blue Dual Ended Prostate Massager

Why it’s discreet: Beauty may only be skin deep, but glass toys have a reputation for looking as good as they feel. So much so, you’d be forgiven for mistaking this prostate massager as a decorative ornament.

Why we love it: Dual-ended for double the fun, enjoy focussed stimulation from the smooth end or add a little something extra with textured ripples. Angled to hit your P-spot with perfect precision, this glass toy can be also be used for temperature play for enhanced sensations.

Blue Dual Ended Prostate Massager

Hot Octopuss Pulse III Solo

Why it’s discreet: Looking more like a gadget than a sex toy, no one will be able to tell what this toy is really used for. Non-anatomically designed with sleek lines, you’d be nuts to miss this revolutionary masturbator.

Why we love it: As the winner of ‘Best New Male Product’ at the 2017 ETO Awards, it’s not hard to see why it’s so popular. Dubbed the ‘world’s first Guybrator’, the turbo function will supercharge you to a powerful climax. Meanwhile, five modes of pulsating vibrations bring new and exciting stimulation to your pleasure.

“Very intense vibrations when you crank it up.”

Hot Octopuss Pulse III Solo

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