They say, “New Year, New You!“, but this time may feel a little different…
Staying at home means playing at home. So, we’ve given your most popular New Year Resolutions a sexy makeover.
Pick a winner from risquรฉ housework routines and buzzing bubble baths to becoming a bondage buff and, of course, SEXERCISE!
From vanilla to kink, make good on your naughtiest intentions with 21 resolutions for a tantalising 2021.
1. Get In Touch With Yourself
Self-care gets pushed to the back burner when things are in a spin, but let’s make personal pleasure a priority in 2021.
Making time for a little masturbation promotes mindfulness and relaxation. And with the extra time on your hands, why not put them down your pants?
You’ll beat the stress with post-climax clarity and a gorgeous rosy glow!
2. Reduce Friction in Your Relationships
‘WAP’ was a moment. But let’s destigmatise vaginal dryness and lubricant in the new year and get juicy!
You ought to know that anxiety, stress, dehydration and hormonal changes can cause things to become a little ‘arid’ down there from time to time, so don’t take your DAP to heart.
Dryness often nothing to do with how eager you are for sex, so you may want to reassure your partner of that. But there’s ZERO shame in reaching for the slippery stuff whenever you feel like it!
3. Read More
From stress and depression-busting to aiding restful sleep and reducing blood pressure – the benefits of reading speak volumes!
Why not escape reality into a realm of red-hot passion, or brush up on your kinky knowledge in the new year?
So, spend lockdown 3.0 swatting up on some sexy moves with Bondara’s range of erotic guides! Our adult books are perfect for a little bedside reading…
4. Create a Cleaning Routine Youโll Want To Stick To
If the housework gets you glum, then why not dust off your motivation with some role play?
Just the thing for locked down lovers; there’s nothing stopping you from getting in touch with your playful side behind closed doors in the new year.
So, ditch the permanent joggers-and-oversized-hoody and slip into a sexy French Maid costume while doing the dishes. Finished with ruffles, lace and bows, your partner will exclaim “OH LA LA!” at the saucy sight.
5. Stay In Touch
Let’s be real. Social distancing was an assault on hookups in 2020. But while the 2-metre rule limited flirting to your DMs, horny open-minded singles looked to cybersex to get their kicks.
But playing at home has in fact never been easier with the evolution of app-controlled toys. Nowadays, you can connect with f*ck buddies from across the world to share in a whole host of horny functions!
Loneliness is a thing of the past with top-notch tech for hooking up at a distance.
6. Learn a New Skill
If you’ve been feeling a little ropey, then why knot impress yourself (or your lover) with a tantalising new talent in the new year?
Rope Bondage (known as Shibari or Kinbaku) has a rich history with deep roots in Japanese culture and is ever-popular in the BDSM scene for its striking beauty and pronounced power play dynamic.
Curious? Well, don’t fret if your bubble doesn’t contain a willing participant to practice on – you are the perfect subject! With countless online courses and free tutorials, get into a mindful bind in 2021 with some hemp rope and a dirty mind.
7. Hydrate!
Glowing skin, boosted energy levels, sharper mental clarity and… Squirting! The pros of effective hydration are myriad, but female ejaculation is certainly one of the more thrilling perks of glugging the clear stuff.
Sexperts believe that once you or your lover have located your G-spot; precise pressure and stimulation can bring about a gushing orgasm in 70% of vaginas owners.
And let’s be frank. Mystifying as the phenomenon is, achieving ‘squirter status’ is #goals. So, grab a gallon jug, a PVC play sheet, a G-spot vibrator or dildo and go to town!
8. Let Go of the Past
No, really! 2021 is the year of men’s pleasure. So, unhand yourself and boost your intimate satisfaction now.
The pleasure industry has set its sights on innovating intimate men’s products with a mind-boggling host of immersive features for endless edging and toe-curling climaxes.
So, give your knuckles the year off and switch to an automatic. From realistic pocket pussies to high-powered thrusting masturbators, Bondara’s impressive catalogue of men’s sex toys has something special waiting in store for the discerning wanker in you.
9. Practice Body Positivity
If you struggle with feeling assured in your appearance, then our resident Sexpert Michelle Jermy implores you to dress to impress your confident alter-ego.
Dressing more confidently means taking the time to visualise and experiment with what makes you feel sexy. Perhaps that’s pairing a silky kimono with some sexy underwear while you work-from-home. Seems strange at first, but faking it ’til you make it can work wonders on your esteem.
Ultimately, we all deserve to feel ourselves โ whatever shape or size. So, for more tips, read our recent body positivity interview with Michelle for tips on falling in love with the skin you’re in.
10. Get More ‘Me Time’
Sure, some of us have more or less time than usual depending on our current arrangements, but the days still slip by so fast. So, set some time aside to mix a little pleasure with your personal preening.
With waterproof vibes and shower mount masturbators designed especially for the bathtime, you can enjoy bubbles and a buzz for full-body relaxation.
11. Exercise More
Unless you’re a pillow queen, sex is a workout in itself. But how do you keep it tight and right between the duvet manoeuvres? Well, the solution is simple.
A tighter tuppence is highly regarded for its orgasmic abilities – and it couldn’t be easier to have your own. Just slip a Kegel exerciser inside of your vagina for 30 minutes a day, et voila!
And the results come surprisingly fast – you’ll be cracking nuts come March! For more tips, read our Pelvic Floor Conditioning interview with sexpert Michelle.
12. Achieve Personal Growth
Guys, you can do anything you set your mind to. And that includes having mind-blowing sex. Every. Single. Time.
From vacuum penis pumps to hydraulic penis pump designs, go the extra inch (or two) with penis enlargement toys created to give you the extra girth and length you’ve always wanted.
13. Do Something Each Day That Scares You
Each day is an opportunity to perform one small act of fearlessness, so Bondara challenges our kinkier customers to jumpstart 2021 with electrifying sensory play!
Now, this won’t shock our fetish freaks, but electro play is trending at current. Yes! The BDSM circuit is abuzz with electrified nipple clamps, shocking cock cages, pulsing prostate massagers and more that’ll have you, quite literally, twitching in anticipation.
14. Stretch More
And no, we don’t mean yoga.
Now, vaginal and anal stretching is a niche family of fetishes. But kinky size queens know that to boldly cram a bunch of dildos where the sun doesn’t shine can yield unforgettable satisfaction!
Sadomasochistic stretching can be very much a part of any BDSM relationship. So, if you and your Dom(me) enjoy the idea of training your holes to take a serious stuffing, then meet The Monsters for when ‘big’ just isn’t big enough.
15. Get a Furry Friend
Animal lovers know that the companionship of a pet is a cute and cuddly antidote to current times. But pups are for life, not just for COVID. So, we’re just going to focus on the human kind.
Pet play, pony play and puppy play kinks are certainly having a moment right now. You may have even heard of internet cosplay queen Belle Delphine, with her trademark japanime kitty girl stylings; fluffy ears, tail butt plug, collar and all!
Proponents swear by the stress-busting escapism of animal role-play with their handler (partner). So, give a dog a bone in tail butt plugs, kinky pup masks, bone bit gags and more for a tail-waggin’ time!
16. Make Your Bed Every Morning
Routine is a crucial part of discipline. So, submit to productive habits in 2021 for that satisfying sense of achievement.
A freshly made bondage bed is a kinky retreat that will instantly make your bedroom look… Dirtier ๐
Sure, cotton sheets are fine but upgrading your bed with a restraint system gives a sexy reminder that will inspire you to get busy with your playmate!
17. Be a Boss
It’s time to take charge in 2021. So, if you usually play it passive, then why not have a crack at role reversal?
A ‘switch’ is a BDSM player who shifts between Dom(me) and submissive roles depending on their mood or the dynamic at play.
Subverting your regular Dom(me)/sub dynamics needs a pre-agreed arrangement with your playmate. With the consent of your would-be Dom(me), subs can actively explore the feeling of control as they dispense discipline and a little pleasurable punishment for mind-blowing sexual discovery!
18. Get Creative!
You don’t need to be a fine artist to feel the benefits of getting those creative juices flowing.
So, if you’re locked down with boo – or even if it’s just you – splash out on some adult arts and crafts with body paints or genital moulding kits to create an erotic masterpiece of your very own!
19. Play With Your Style
And it needn’t be permanent… The power of popping on a sexy wig is unparalleled! And while we’re home alone, why not revel in the satisfaction of looking like a goddess in seconds?
Perfect for exploring your sexy alter-ego – risk-free – without the costly hairdressing. Surprise your lover with a seductive new look in seconds. They won’t forget it!
20. Redesign your Bedroom Interior
There’s plenty of adult options to upgrade your intimate space for flirtation and frolics.
Whether that’s the installation of an exotic dance pole (coming soon!), a thrilling sex swing, or position-perfecting sex furniture. We promise that you’ll manifest many orgasms in the cumming year with a sexy new set-up.
21. Build a Better Budget
You shouldn’t pinch pennies when it comes to your pleasure. But you needn’t go bankrupt either!
Whatever your style, we guarantee you’ll find something seriously stimulating to suit your pocket in Bondara’s HUGE range of sex toys, lingerie, bondage and more.
We love to hear from you. So, let us know which New Year resolution gets you going in the comments…
Good luck!
