Getting All Dolled Up – Sex Doll Style

In 1959, pop sensation, Cliff Richard sang the iconic words, “I got myself a cryin’, talkin’, sleepin’, walkin’, living doll”. Decades later, we would love to know where Sir Cliff did his shopping, pre-internet, to get such a product? The seventeenth century sex doll origins lie with sexually frustrated Dutch sailors, but the world soon caught on. And now, with the increasing demand for real feel multipurpose dolls coinciding with a freakishly futuristic advance in technology, some of these buxom beauties are so lifelike that they are almost indistinguishable from the real thing.

While plastic and rubber sex dolls were popularised by movies, television shows and music videos, their relationship with the general population has always been deemed as one with seedy indulgences or humorous connotations. That is why insatiable hen and stag night inflatables equate to a huge percentage of sex doll sales worldwide. But the recent developments in realistic sex dolls, or Dutch Wives, as they are called in Japan, shows that these authentic doohickeys are not just produced for immoral uses. If you can look beyond the tight holes and big titties our eyes are obviously drawn to, or averted away from, depending on your morals, you might understand why?


Johnny Rotten-with-tits type doll

Silicone Bombshells

No, I am not talking about a certain, well publicised Barcelona brothel. A warehouse of wonder opened in honour of these provocative play things where you can rent your most fancied doll for an intimate, no questions asked, hour of lust. (Note to self: Explore this topic thoroughly at a later date.) Nor am I alluding to the fact that some varieties are so utterly convincing that they have been commandeered for use as passengers in the USA for drivers to cheat in carpool lanes and avoid motorway tariffs. I am however, talking about using these dolls for wholesome, uncorrupted companionship. Yes, these silicone bombshells have customised eyes. They even have substitute vaginas. Hell, they are coveted for their noticeable, tight textured assholes. But actually, many modern-day so-called sex dolls are actually being purchased to combat loneliness.

I have a perverted little mind that permanently resides deep down in the gutter. Living Doll even had me singing, ‘we got ourselves some light tan, suckin’, real skin, fuckin’, real sex dolls’. Hence, why I can completely understand people’s scepticism surrounding the idea of a purely platonic relationship with a doll that is, for all intents and purposes, normally manufactured for masturbation or penetration. It seems the more human these dame de voyage become, the more humanely they are treated by their suitors. And having been up close and personal with Brooke and Natalia, (easy now – mind/gutter) I can also truly appreciate how they could be construed as a non-sexual partner.

Sex Doll Heaven

Natalia

We have certainly come a long way since the tattered Johnny Rotten-with-tits type doll haunted our nightmares. Now we are able to easily customise our skin tone preferences, negotiate nipple sizes and personalise pussy patterns. Although our Bondara Babes sound like the beautiful backing dancers in a 1970’s Eurovision Song Contest, they are not. They are, in fact, among the most lifelike, real feel dolls you could acquire. This naturalistic collection of incredible girls will not only ensure a tingle in the trousers of the sexually driven masses while expectations of fetishes and fantasies closely follow, but they will help to fill a gap in the lives of those who, for whatever reason, struggle to find a genuine connection with the real thing.

A sex doll is a sex doll, the same way whipped cream is whipped cream. It is just how you choose to enjoy it that impairs the way we view it. Our exquisite dolls are created with the idea of allowing people’s imagination to run wild. They have glorious breasts, a mouth that would make tunnels jealous and they are readily fuckable. But if you desire a friend to keep your secrets, someone to keep mute during romantic movies and a stunning señorita to innocently spoon whenever the mood takes, Ella, Brooke or Natalia just maybe the lady for you!

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