Ghouls just wanna have fun this Halloween! Unleash your inner monster with a universally classic oral position, or channel Morticia and Gomez in a standing sex position straight from the Addams family vault.
The Monster Munch
How Do I Do It?
Enough tricks; it’s time for a Halloween treat before you monster mash. Perfect for all body types, this ‘bottoms up’ sex position leaves all your bits exposed for ghoulishly good oral. It’s super simple too! Feed your Frankenstein by getting down on your knees, then lean forward with your weight resting on your arms so your backside is raised high. The ‘Monster’ should then shimmy in for a mouthful of their ‘Bride’, and follow our tips to perform cunnlingus and/or analingus/rimming so good it’ll haunt their dreams.
Make this simple sex position boo-tiful with the right sex toy for their bum, nip, or sensitive bits. The giver’s hands are still free to titillate their partner, so involving a small bullet vibrator or clitoral vibrator that can fit between you is an easy way to up your O-game. Don’t forget their butthole either, the anus is packed with nerves, and the increased pressure that comes from playing with a butt plug will make their toes curl. If you’re brave, why not lean into the Franken-theme with electro sex? Toys like electrified nipple clamps or an E-Stim set provide a shocking experience that stimulates bare skin.
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The Graveyard Smash
How Do I Do It?
Let this standing sex position bewitch you in the moonlight. To do your own dance macabre, start by standing and facing each other. ‘Morticia’ then lifts their leg and places it on ‘Gomez’s shoulder. If you find this difficult, start instead with the giving partner squatting down; they can then stand up slowly and ease the receiver’s leg into the stretch. Support the receiving partner’s hips for balance; they can also place their hands on, or arms around, the giver’s shoulders for added stability.
Morticia and Gomez are, as the kids say, ‘couple goals‘, and this magnificently morbid pair definitely have a collection of sex toys and bondage gear. Commit to the kitsch and crack out your restraints, especially position retraints that can help Morticia keep her leg so high. As this position presses you so close together, it’s the perfect time to try an internal couple’s vibrator, like the ‘Smitten‘, or vibrating cock sleeve, such as the ‘Clit-Tickler‘. After something a bit more basic? Well, Gomez and Moritica are all about gothic elegance so follow in their footsteps with lingerie. Something black and lacey is just the thing for a Halloween mood, or perhaps a spidery bodystocking?
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Have a spook-tacular night! Happy Halloween 🎃
