It’s that time of year when freshers go WILD, and we’ve rounded up some of the weirdest student sex stories from all over the UK.
Whether you’ve done it somewhere strange or you got interrupted by that oddball in your halls, you’re not alone!
So, read on to see if you had a similar student sex-perience, and get the low down on the essentials you should add to your move-in day list…
We asked you to tell us your weird student sex stories on our Instagram and Twitter. And, let me tell you, it was one hell of an interesting read!
Thief in the Night
Fingers on Buzzers
“My boyfriend and I went out to the student union with our flatmates to take part in the pub quiz. But, what they didn’t know was we’d already got started for the night ahead, and I was wearing a vibrator! So, while they were trying to get the right answers, he was pressing my buzzer.”
Stop the clock! Final answers, please… for the climatic question of the night!
All Night Naughties
“I was pulling an all-nighter at the library and decided to get up and stretch my legs. Then, I heard a funny noise and decided to investigate. I’d thought I was one of the only people still there because it was 2 am! I walked in on two students having sex on one of the desks!”
Reminds me of those old school calculators…if you wanted it to work, you had to bang it against the desk!
Accidents Happen
“My 2nd week of Freshers, I was in an accidental orgy… I know sounds mad! We were at a house party, and everyone was making out when people started swapping partners. I slept with 7 different people. I’d never done anything like it before, and to my knowledge, it wasn’t planned.”
โBy failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.โ ~ Benjamin Franklin… Or, not in this case!
At It Like Rabbits
“Me and my flatmates had an orgy on the first night of knowing each other – you could say we got to know each other pretty well!”
Don’t worry, you’ll make lots of new, nice friends at uni!
The Sexual Tension is HOT
“I lived in a halls block with 75 other people, and I got on quite well with one of my flatmates, if you know what I mean. But, one night, the fire alarm went off in the block next to ours, and everyone in that block had to stand outside. What we didn’t realise is that our block had gone out into the courtyard too, so when we turned round, there were 73 people all cheering and pointing up at us!”
We would recommend blinds… or maybe just a blindfold? If you can’t see them, they can’t see you, right?!
Interesting Upstairs Neighbour
“I got taken to a fetish night by some friends and tied with bondage rope to a pool table. It was so much fun! Plus, when I lived in halls, I’m 90% sure my upstairs neighbour was a Dominatrix… The noises!”
I’m not sure this is what they mean when they say to shoot your shot…
Well… that was a wild read! Have you got any other crazy student sex confessions? Let us know in the comments below. And, don’t forget to snag your student discount with Bondara ๐
