Santaphilia is coming to town!
Santaphilia? What’s this all about, then?
Kinks and fetishes span far and wide and are certainly not rare. Although there hasn’t been an awful lot of research into why they happen, it’s probably a mixture of biology, upbringing, social norms, and our feelings.
Santaphilia is where you have the hots for the jolly old man in red. You read that correctly. Santa Claus (and all he represents) is a kink in his own right.
Working as a Santa, I’ve had a few experiences of women who have a ‘thing’ for Santa! I’ve had Mums usher their kids out of the room to have ‘alone’ time with Father Christmas. – Ex-Santa Claus
Way back when Father Christmas and St Nicholas were two separate people, and not some strange corporate amalgamation to sell cans of fizzy pop, the conception of Father Christmas in the 15th-century hymn Rector and Priests of Plymtree (Richard Smart, 1435 – 1477) began the jolly connotations that snowballed into associations with heavy drinking and merry festivities.
“Nowell, Nowell, Nowell, Nowell,
’Who is there that singeth so?
’’I am here, Sir Christëmas.’’
Welcome, my lord Christëmas,
Welcome to us all, both more and less
Come near, Nowell!”
Sir Christmas, aka Santa Claus, is the ultimate Daddy Dom. He’s an all-giving authority figure who can judge good and bad, issuing gifts and punishments accordingly. Not only that, but he can also go all night! Hot right?
Not only are the associations enough to get you going, but Santa has been sexualised throughout the media and in pop culture, and the emergence of themed lingerie hasn’t helped the matter either.
Santa Baby, Hurry Down My Chimney Tonight!
But the sexualisation hasn’t stopped there, with the depictions of daddy… I mean Father Christmas, from Kurt Russell’s delicious showcase in The Christmas Chronicles to my favourite anti-hero and Bad Santa, Billy Bob Thornton. But he who takes the finest milk and cookies must be dearest David Harbour in Violent Night.
I love you, David Harbour.
Give it a Go, Ho, Ho
For those who fancy some action from the man with the sack, I have some excellent suggestions for those with male partners willing to try something different. I hope to be trialling it, too. So, get your man in one of these and let us know how it goes!
If you are unsure how to approach your partner about your newfound Santa kink, I have a few suggestions for you. Communicate with your partner! Sit down and chat about how you’d like them to dress up in Christmassy gear. You don’t have to suggest the full get-up, but the hat and boots should suffice. Understanding partners might need a little giggle before obliging; if anything, the experience will help you bond!
Toys for the naughty & nice
Make your Santaphilia more orgasmic by throwing in some cheeky-themed toys. Turn the heat up and keep warm this winter with a body-safe CBD candle for sexy temperature play. Throw some ice cubes into the mix for a wintry contrast against your skin and erogenous bits! You can even take it further by adding a blindfold to focus on the sensations.
Gift your partner endless orgasms by holding a bullet against their clitoris, or if they made the naughty list this year, test them with some impact play. Break out the paddle for some playful spanks in between some clitoral stimulation. You can even try some anal play with our Christmas Tree Butt Plug. For the P in V play, treat your cock to a vibrating ring that will tap and tantalise your partner’s clitoris because, at the end of the day, even Santa needs a little treat for all his hard work.
If Santa does exist, I am so sorry. I hope this hasn’t earned me a spot on the naughty list—or am I?
