Lockdown 3.0 is here, and this time, we’re searching for more satisfying solutions to soothe our sex drives.
As singles look to cybersex for their casual hookups, distant lovers rely on raunchy video calls to connect in their romantic relationships. But without interactive stimulation, our efforts for intimacy can fall short.
But lucky for us, sex tech is buzzing with revolutionary ways to spice up your socially-distanced life! So, here are Bondara’s top tech picks to get you off – and through – the cumming weeks.
1. Svakom Ella Neo Love Egg
This feature-packed love egg hails from high-end pleasure brand, Svakom. Discreet yet powerful, this luxury wearable takes interactivity to the next level…
Featuring 11 haptic vibration setting – including the knee-trembling CLIMAX MODE – and reliable BlueTooth technology; this immersive egg boasts long-distance dual control via the Svakom app for partnered play from across the world!
However, the fun doesn’t stop there… Lockdown lovers needn’t awkwardly switch between their smartphones and this egg to share their pleasure. The Ella Neo includes a webcam interactive feature for visual and interactive stimulation with your partner – in real-time!
But when you just wanna play alone, this exciting egg syncs stimulation to 2D adult content. Yes! You can feel the vibes as your favourite adult performers get down to the action.
It’s a WOW from us…
2. The Handy Masturbator
Go go gadget, Handy Masturbator! Not only does this innovative men’s toy connect you with partners across the world via the handy feeling website. But you can get up close and personal with sexy avatars in VR (headset required) for an immersive erotic experience!
Rated 5*, one flustered Bondara customer gasps; “It’s the only toy you’ll ever want!“. In his words, it’s “Smart, simple, but not overly showy”. The Handy gives your tired wanking hand(s) a well-needed rest while delighting your cock with up to ten strokes per second!
And for our masturbator aficionados… If the textured sleeve isn’t your style, this versatile toy is compatible with your favourite sleeves for your custom stimulation.
3. Satisfyer Curvy 1+ Clitoral Stimulator
With more cutting-edge wankology comes the Curvy 1+ from German powerhouse Satisfyer.
Captivating clits everywhere, state-of-the-art engineering blends air-pulse suction technology with rumbling, haptic vibrations via two ultra-powerful, near-silent motors.
But the fun really unfolds from your fingertips with the CES’ 2020 TWICE Picks award-winning Satisfyer app… From the vast range of preset patterns to composing your climax or connecting with a long-distance partner for remote but intimate enjoyment.
Or play alone as this clever clit toy transforms ambient noise into vibrations and synchronises with your music Playlists for breathtaking, immersive rhythms – straight to the bean!
4. Svakom Vick Neo Prostate Massager
Another high-tech solution from Svakom cums the Vick Neo… Keeping lockdown lovers connected with long-distance app control and super-hot webcam interactivity; this intelligent men’s massager boasts 12 intense haptic vibration modes to milk your manhood. So, prepare to share your trembling orgasms!
Sleek, sexy and surprisingly unisex, the ergonomic design adapts to your anatomy to target both the prostate and the perineum or even the G-spot and clitoris simultaneously!
But when your crush has logged-off and you fancy some personal play; a standard of Svakom comes the 2D porno synchronisation, so you can vibe in time with your favourite performers as they work up a sweat on-screen.
5. We-Vibe Chorus Couples’ Vibrator
For harmonious couples’ pleasure – even at a distance – cums the Chorus from Canadian climax merchants, We-Vibe.
This C-shaped vibrator with its squeezy touch-sense remote is primarily designed for couples’ sex. However, the long-distance app control and adjustable wearability mean that the Chorus is an orgasmic option for couple’s separated by the lockdown. For her pleasure of course 😉
For this purpose, it’s simple to use with ultra-responsive remote control, connect with your partner via the We-Connect app for unlimited creative choices to please her.
Or play offline as you explore ten powerful functions with deep, rumbling haptics via the intuitive remote – the tighter you squeeze, the stronger the vibration! Not to mention the three touch-sense modes that you can select to control the Chorus with your own movements as you wander around Tescos…
6. Svakom Emma Neo Warming Wand With Attachment
As an advocate of the Emma Neo, I have nothing but praise for this award-winning wand vibrator…
Featuring a bunny ears topper for creative stimulation; this velvety massage wand from (you guessed it) Svakom is something of beauty.
Meanwhile, the unique heated core radiates 38°C for a full-body skingasm, as the brush of the flexible head delivers pulsing haptic vibrations for full-body fulfilment.
It’s feature-packed like the Svakom toys already mentioned. Play together with long-distance control via Remote Mode, compose the vibe in real-time with the intuitive Free Touch mode, select Music Mode to synchronise with ambient sounds, or share your satisfaction with the webcam interactive feature. And there’s an exciting array of preset patterns to pamper your partner too. The Emma Neo is a must-have for your play box.
7. Svakom Alex Neo Thrusting Masturbator
Another high-tech toy from Svakom is the Alex Neo; boasting seven powerful auto-thrusting modes for your hands-free enjoyment.
Not to mention the unique built-in speaker that plays five sexual fantasy scenarios as it gets to work with seven automatic thrusting modes.
But like the whole of Svakom’s cutting-edge catalogue; you can connect with a partner over long distances via the easy to use app. Plus, this masturbator is also webcam-compatible for interactive P2P video sex. Steamy!
8. We-Vibe Nova 2 Rabbit Vibrator
Thanks to We-Vibe, love in the lockdown is less of a challenge. With their intuitive and highly interactive We-Connect app, long-distance play and hands-free horniness are accessible to all!
Although, if you’re not a rabbit fan, you should probably think twice. This game-changing design has the sex toy community gasping with satisfaction. With its flexible clitoral stimulator for constant vibrating contact and the poseable G-spot stimulator that adjusts to your body for pinpointed pleasure – It’s a real doozy!
Moreover, with the Nova 2, you can keep your lover satisfied from anywhere in the world. For instance, you can compose a vibration pattern for your lover and enjoy fun, ultra-responsive features like the ambient option that picks up sounds from around you (or your remote partner), such as the sound of their voice or your favourite song.
9. KIIROO Onyx+ Teledildonic Masturbator
This world-class teledildonic masturbator from KIIROO realistically mimics the sensations of sex with 10 contracting rings that massage your penis at an incredible rate of up to 140 strokes per minute.
Also, Bluetooth enabled for online play; pair the ONYX+ with a long-distance partner or interact with your favourite online performers for immersive, remote encounters.
Besides, if you want to go ‘solo’, this magnificent masturbator synchronises with virtual reality (headset required) and coded videos for an uncanny experience.
10. The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine
Last but certainly not least, we say GIDDY UP to the award-winning Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine.
To be sure, the app-controlled saddle design has revolutionised sex machines. Featuring an advanced riding style, this vegan leather machine blends hands-free functionality with the cowgirl fantasy.
Mains-powered for extra oomph; control this machine through the wired remote or with the smartphone app (from up to 30 metres away) to enjoy up to 1200RPM of power. And there you’ll discover multi-speed settings, six vibration patterns and a 360-degree rotation for intense clitoral stimulation or a deep, G-spot massage. YEEHAW!
