The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

I highly recommend this dildo, it feels incredible, the size is perfect but takes time to take the whole thing and the suctions can be felt.

This is a big boy! …Girl. …Alien… thing. Whatever. 

I knew I’d like this before it even arrived, having tried similar products in the past, but it surprised me with its quality nonetheless. This is a medium to firm toy that will absolutely hold firm in the face of general use. The ridges and suckers are pronounced and you can really feel them in use and, aided by a surprisingly robust suction cup, will leave you gasping.

I got mine in blue, not sure if other colours are available but the blue is striking and certainly stands out among the sea of black and purple you tend to get with these kinds of products.

Top marks, would slither again.

Reviewed as part of the Bondara Pleasure Seekers testing programme. 

This was my first experience with a ‘larger’ toy, and really my first experience with a dildo at all - discounting my tiny 3-inch (and probably dangerous to use) Amazon knockoff, or the Bondara hunter rabbit - this toy was my first venture into hole-only spelunking. And what a cave it was.

Upon unboxing I first thought it looked a little smaller than the massive giant that I had expected, but picking it up it felt very heavy and it set in as to what beast was about to be unleashed. The blue pigment is gorgeous and bright, and the toy was formed perfectly - not a single moulding error, bump out of place, air bubble, nor scratch. The material itself feels smooth and firm, with the toy certainly not having much give (but is still soft enough you can give a little squeeze). The detail on it is wonderful, each sucker on the tentacle working as a sucker should and sticking to my finger lightly when I pushed against them, lining it all the way up to the thin tip.

I will say the gradient of girth is very sudden as you aren’t working with a huge length, unless you count the thick base at the bottom (I don’t, as this was personally uninsertable try as I might.) So prepare for it to go 0-100 very fast.

Initially I tried taking it dry, vaginally, with nothing but natural lube. I barely fit in a third of it before I had to stop, but that third alone felt entirely unlike anything I’d ever felt. The suckers along the toy stroked at my inside perfectly and clung in ways I couldn’t imagine, and the soft ridges on the back of the toy stroked nicely too.

When I attempted with lube however, the Kraken was in its natural element and it slid in with fairly little resistance. I am proud to report I can about take it to the second-to-last ‘row’ of suckers. The tip pressed nicely against my cervix as if it was trying to crawl inside, and although I use this toy to build up to my ‘finisher’ toy I certainly spent a lot of time playing with it. It feels great being inserted either way round and the suckers are heavenly to rub on your clit and labia, or even just inserting the thin tip to tease.

Overall I would definitely recommend this, although to anyone who’s new to dildos and is eyeing this up - I’d recommend you buy a smaller toy alongside it, as you might feel this one is too big to finish the job. My only regret? Being too dumb to think of any Kraken puns for this review.

This Toy is everything. Was looking for something a bit different and this looked like it was a bit of me, couldn’t wait to open it up and try it out. The suckers and ridges really make it seem real, the weight was also good.
I was expecting the tip to be really pointy and annoying but actually worked wonders!! The size is a great as it starts off small and gradually gets bigger. Overall, great toy! Gives an amazinggg feeling!! And one of the best noises, if you know what I mean ;)