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The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch Reviews

The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch Reviews

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The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch
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Reviews For The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

  • Amazing for Anal
    I highly recommend this dildo, it feels incredible, the size is perfect but takes time to take the whole thing and the suctions can be felt.
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  • Top marks, would slither again.

    This is a big boy! …Girl. …Alien… thing. Whatever. 

    I knew I’d like this before it even arrived, having tried similar products in the past, but it surprised me with its quality nonetheless. This is a medium to firm toy that will absolutely hold firm in the face of general use. The ridges and suckers are pronounced and you can really feel them in use and, aided by a surprisingly robust suction cup, will leave you gasping.

    I got mine in blue, not sure if other colours are available but the blue is striking and certainly stands out among the sea of black and purple you tend to get with these kinds of products.

    Top marks, would slither again.

    Reviewed as part of the Bondara Pleasure Seekers testing programme. 

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  • Well worth the price
    This was my first experience with a ‘larger’ toy, and really my first experience with a dildo at all - discounting my tiny 3-inch (and probably dangerous to use) Amazon knockoff, or the Bondara hunter rabbit - this toy was my first venture into hole-only spelunking. And what a cave it was.

    Upon unboxing I first thought it looked a little smaller than the massive giant that I had expected, but picking it up it felt very heavy and it set in as to what beast was about to be unleashed. The blue pigment is gorgeous and bright, and the toy was formed perfectly - not a single moulding error, bump out of place, air bubble, nor scratch. The material itself feels smooth and firm, with the toy certainly not having much give (but is still soft enough you can give a little squeeze). The detail on it is wonderful, each sucker on the tentacle working as a sucker should and sticking to my finger lightly when I pushed against them, lining it all the way up to the thin tip.

    I will say the gradient of girth is very sudden as you aren’t working with a huge length, unless you count the thick base at the bottom (I don’t, as this was personally uninsertable try as I might.) So prepare for it to go 0-100 very fast.

    Initially I tried taking it dry, vaginally, with nothing but natural lube. I barely fit in a third of it before I had to stop, but that third alone felt entirely unlike anything I’d ever felt. The suckers along the toy stroked at my inside perfectly and clung in ways I couldn’t imagine, and the soft ridges on the back of the toy stroked nicely too.

    When I attempted with lube however, the Kraken was in its natural element and it slid in with fairly little resistance. I am proud to report I can about take it to the second-to-last ‘row’ of suckers. The tip pressed nicely against my cervix as if it was trying to crawl inside, and although I use this toy to build up to my ‘finisher’ toy I certainly spent a lot of time playing with it. It feels great being inserted either way round and the suckers are heavenly to rub on your clit and labia, or even just inserting the thin tip to tease.

    Overall I would definitely recommend this, although to anyone who’s new to dildos and is eyeing this up - I’d recommend you buy a smaller toy alongside it, as you might feel this one is too big to finish the job. My only regret? Being too dumb to think of any Kraken puns for this review.
    Review by Captain Trans....
  • Amazing!!
    This Toy is everything. Was looking for something a bit different and this looked like it was a bit of me, couldn’t wait to open it up and try it out. The suckers and ridges really make it seem real, the weight was also good.
    I was expecting the tip to be really pointy and annoying but actually worked wonders!! The size is a great as it starts off small and gradually gets bigger. Overall, great toy! Gives an amazinggg feeling!! And one of the best noises, if you know what I mean ;)
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  • Interesting
    Is really interesting product, mostly using in bathtub.. makes me feel difrent.. but good. Recommend
    Review by Anna....
  • Wish it was a little more...tubular?
    It goes from thin to thick WAY quicker than you'd expect.
    Wish it was a little more tube-like to allow easier, deeper penetration.
    Also wish the suckers were on the other side so its as if it is stroking with the suckers, rather than having to get deeper before they push outwards.

    Detailing is good, and has a good balance between softness and rigidity.
    Does make a little more noise due to the suckers, but can be enjoyable to hear, and is unlikely to be loud enough to worry about others hearing.

    Had a bit of trouble with suction cup not keeping it in place, which is probably partly due to the unusual shape causing uneven pressure.
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  • Squid-gy fun
    I ordered this together with the monster pink tongue disco to use both solo and with my wife. The delivery was on time and discretely packaged which is always good. Obviously it was barely in the front door and I had opened up the packaging to see what this blue monster looked like in the flesh. Initial thoughts were was the interesting feel of the silicone and the undulations along its length. It is made of nice material, feels very nice and intriguing to touch by hand and it's long curved tapering shaft soon had me wanting to feel more. It's size and textured surface means you need plenty of lube and should work up to it with a smaller dildo first. I used it solo during anal play and placed on a tiled wall. It's thin tip glides easily and you quickly take in about half to two thirds of its firm but flexible shaft before the sucker like texture and girth provide the initial resistance. With a bit of effort I was able to stretch myself and work down to the last suckers before the wider ring at the bottom of the disco. It was here I had to stop personally as the textured surface and girth gave increasing resistance to further insertion and started to feel a little uncomfortable and less enjoyable during anal play.

    I used on my wife vaginally who quite enjoyed it and found it interesting. It makes a a slight and soft squishy and slurpy noise when used vaginally or anally which is a nice novelty.

    We found this tentacle disco nice, different and interesting but preferred the pink monster tongue dildo which was easier to use and less restricted in its use when used during anal play. For those who enjoy very large toys then it might be more enjoyable to be able to work past the all the suckers and over the last thick ring around the final bit of the dildo (over 10 inch cirumfrence !!) but that would be pretty daunting and take some time for the average person like me.

    So it's not our favourite personally but its an interesting experience at under £30.00
    Review by curious couple....
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