Adult Novelty Gifts

Make them laugh with one of our adult novelty gifts. With a huge range of edible treats, cheeky designs and more, give them a present with a sexy twist! Whether it's for a loved one or a friend, these naughty gifts are sure to be a hit! Explore our wide selection of rude gifts for adults-only fun and let the hilarity begin.

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Bondage Bearz Sadistic Sam

Bondage Bearz Sadistic Sam

• Even kinksters have a softer side, this one just happens to be a bear

• Finding the perfect squishy sub has never been so easy

• Who knew the teddy bears' picnic was a munch?

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Bondara Jodie Juggs Lifesize Inflatable Sex Doll

Bondara Jodie Juggs Lifesize Inflatable Sex Doll

• Make a splash with this 62 inch inflatable sex doll by Bondara

• This busty blonde has three holes for you to enjoy at your leisure

• Jodie Juggs is the perfect novelty guest for your stag do, birthday festivites and more!

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Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle

Giant Willie Hot Water Bottle

• It's time to get steamy under the sheets with this cocky hot water bottle
• 30cm hot water bottle shaped like a giant wang will get you hot under the collar
• Made from natural rubber with a cheeky grin printed on the front

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Porn Sperm - 125ml

Porn Sperm - 125ml

• Smooth and high-quality fake sperm

• Imitates the look and consistency of cum

• Perfect for fetish play

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Double the Fun Inta-mates Undies

Double the Fun Inta-mates Undies

• Show your loved one how much you care with underwear both of you can share

• Ensure no pesky clothes get in the way of you and your partner

• One size fits all

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Kinky Dice

Kinky Dice

• Submit to the kinky karma of these gold sex dice

• Roll the dice to define the naughty activity and body part in play

• Perfect for a dirty weekend or as a spicy stocking filler

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Stress Bum

Stress Bum

• Life getting you down? Grab these bouncy butt-cheeks for an instant pick-me-up

• Removable hot pink thong for sexy squeezes on a bare behind

• The perfect present for a stressed out friend

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French Maid Inflatable Love Doll

French Maid Inflatable Love Doll

• Oui, oui, oui! Let this French Maid tickle your fancy 

• Inflates to over 30cm and easily deflates for discreet storage

• The perfect playmate for a night on the town with friends!

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Burning Love Anus Candles

Burning Love Anus Candles

• Get into ass-tounding interior decorating with these booty-ful tealights

• Six sexy assorted scents fire up your desires for bum fun

• A unique gift for bachelor parties, hen-dos and anal lovers everywhere!

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Clone a Pussy Hot Pink Kit

Clone a Pussy Hot Pink Kit

• Immortalise your best bits in the form of a hot pink silicone keepsake 

• A fun way for you or your partner to get hands on with your body and show some self-love 

• As a result, this cloned pussy is perfect as a gift or as an erotic ornament!

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Cock Ring Soap

Cock Ring Soap

• Mix pleasure with hygiene with this soapy cock ring for a squeaky clean cock!

• To enjoy: wet soap, place onto erection, then roll up and down for slippery stroke

• Hilarious gift idea for bachelor parties, birthday gags or as a novelty stocking filler

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Cloneboy Create Your Own Suction Cup Dildo Kit

Cloneboy Create Your Own Suction Cup Dildo Kit

• Ensure your partner’s penis is never far away

• Suction cup base for a wild, hands-free ride 

• Great results in four easy-to-follow steps 

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Bondara Furry Fantasy Animal Play 4 Piece Set

Bondara Furry Fantasy Animal Play 4 Piece Set

• Bundle contains cat ears, fluffy tail butt plug, nipple pasties, and bow-tie collar with leash

• Co-ordinated in glossy black with sparkling embellishments for stylish seduction 

• Sexy yet playful kit for a naughty night or themed fancy dress

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Faux Red Rose Petals
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Faux Red Rose Petals

• For seduction and romantic nights in

• Faux petals can be used time and time again

• Colour and quantity may vary slightly from image

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Bondara Dick Powers Lifesize Inflatable Sex Doll

Bondara Dick Powers Lifesize Inflatable Sex Doll

• 67 inch inflatable sex doll provides the giggles

• Get dicked down with Dick’s big dong - This lifesize sex doll has all the right proportions! 

• Play a dirty joke on your hen party or birthday celebration with this novelty doll

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Clone-a-Pussy Plus Masturbator Sleeve Kit

Clone-a-Pussy Plus Masturbator Sleeve Kit

• Slip inside your partner’s pussy whenever the mood strikes 

• Kit creates an exact, silicone replica of the intimate area

• Attach your unique mould to the included masturbator sleeve

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Max Power Lipstick Vibe
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Max Power Lipstick Vibe

• Discreet vibe will easily pass as part of your make-up bag 

• Lipstick’s tapered tip is perfect for targeted stimulation

• Explore multispeed vibrations under the covers or underwater

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Clone a Willy Dark Tone Vibrating Kit

Clone a Willy Dark Tone Vibrating Kit

• Treat your partner to a unique and personal gift by cloning your willy 

• Put the spark back in your long distance relationship with this irresistible replica of your man 

• This life size vibrating silicone duplication is the gift that keeps on giving once you power it up

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Japanese Silk Love Rope Purple 3 Piece Bondage Kit

Japanese Silk Love Rope Purple 3 Piece Bondage Kit

Trio of kinky treats to dominate your lover in silky Japanese rope

3-piece kit includes a mini flogger, a shiny faux leather eye mask, and an adjustable squishy ball gag

Perfect play set for bondage beginners

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Grow Your Own Boobs

Grow Your Own Boobs

• Fun and compact novelty toy that will work perfectly as a stocking filler or Secret Santa gift

• Includes one set of super absorbent boobies

• Simply add to water and watch the boobs grow up to 600% bigger!

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Duck with a Dick

Duck with a Dick

• Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water

• Bath time is set to become a lively affair!

• Surprise unsuspecting bathers with his erect, ducky dick

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'Fuck Off' Floral Eye Mask

'Fuck Off' Floral Eye Mask

• Enjoy a peaceful, undisturbed sleep with this eye mask

• Features ‘fuck off’ embroidery across the floral fabric 

• Silky soft back and elasticated strap for comfortable wear

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Jerk It Hand Job Soap

Jerk It Hand Job Soap

• Getting clean never felt so dirty with this masturbating shower soap!

• Fist-shaped soap on a rope has a string handle for a slip-proof grip

• Hilarious gift idea for stag dos, birthday or a novelty stocking filler

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The Boob Mug

The Boob Mug

• Drinking mug designed in the shape of a single boob

• Nipple hole for drinking from

• Made of ceramic for a quality and dishwasher safe finish

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Dixie Normous Blow Up Sex Doll

Dixie Normous Blow Up Sex Doll

• Are you ready for the ride of your life? Meet Dixie Normous

• Inflatable sex doll easily deflates for discreet storage

• The perfect hen night companion

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Willy Weight Lift

Willy Weight Lift

• Get ready for a willy workout!

• Curved bar sits over the penis

• Swap leg day for cock day

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Bondara Rubber F*cky Squeaky Duck Mouth Gag
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Bondara Rubber F*cky Squeaky Duck Mouth Gag

• Bondage gag with rubber duck that really squeaks!

• Humiliate your submissive with a mouthful of everyone’s favourite bath time friend

• Cute gag is the ideal restraint device for Daddy Dom / Little Girl dynamics

• Black faux leather strap is fully adjustable to fit all sizes

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Silver Static Adjustable Dance Pole - 85-117 Inch

Silver Static Adjustable Dance Pole - 85-117 Inch

• Transform your bedroom into a pole dancing playground!

• Explore your erotic stripper fantasies in your very own private dance stage

• Non-spinning pole is ideal for beginning your home fitness journey

• 51mm diameter pole is easy to install and adjust from 84.6 to 116.9-inches

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Clone a Willy Glow in the Dark Vibrating Kit

Clone a Willy Glow in the Dark Vibrating Kit

• Allows you to make a lifelike vibrating silicone replica of your partner's penis 

• Guaranteed to put a smile of your partner's face whatever the weather 

• Fantastic gift for birthdays, hen and stag parties and Valentine's!

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Scandalous Candles Black Butt Plug Decorative Candle - 4 Inch

Scandalous Candles Black Butt Plug Decorative Candle - 4 Inch

• This sexy statement candle is shaped just like a butt plug!
• Black 4-inch decorative candle adds an erotic edge to your home decor
• A unique gift idea for your bum fun lover

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Love Dice

Love Dice

• Roll these rose gold dice to reveal your desire's destiny!

• It's up to the dice to decide the dirty deed and body part

• Perfect for a naughty weekend or as a suggestive stocking filler

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Stress Willy

Stress Willy

• Grab a pair of balls and give them a firm squeeze

• Cocksure stress-reliever always returns to original shape

• Perfect gift for a frustrated friend or colleague

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