Realistic Dildos

We're better than the real deal, we promise! For a lifelike experience, try one of our realistic dildos with their tantalising textures and authentic shapes. Coming in a range of stimulating sizes, these boners boast powerful vibrations, fulfilling inflation and thrilling thrusting modes. Enjoy with a splash of lubricant, and you'll never be left wanting more! Don't forget to explore our range of dildos if you're after something less phallic for your sex toy collection.

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The Smooth, Huge & Girthy Monster Dildo - 13 Inch

The Smooth, Huge & Girthy Monster Dildo - 13 Inch

•  Satisfy your big dreams with a huge 11 inches of insertable length

•  Thick, smooth shaft has a defined, bulbous head and balls at the base

•  PVC dildo delivers an intense filling sensation for highly erotic play

•  Impressive girth is easy and comfortable to grip

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The Chubby Light Tone Monster Ballsy Suction Dildo - 6.3 Inch

• Size queens can gorge on this extra-thick Monster dildo 

• Orgasmic 1.8-inch thickness is perfect for stretching play

• Lifelike contours and veiny microtextures deliver delicious stimulation

• Light Tone PVC is firm yet forgiving with a ballsy stopping point

• Enjoy hands-free heaven with the secure suction cup

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The Shocker Black Monster Dildo - 14 Inch

The Shocker Black Monster Dildo - 14 Inch

• Ultra-realistic monster dildo will stretch your orgasmic expectations 

• 14 inches and 1.3kg of black PVC is sure to satisfy your fisting fantasies

• Explore the hand and forearm from its pointed fingers to its thrilling, filling forearm

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The Debauched Duo Monster Black Double-Ended Dildo - 15 Inch

The Debauched Duo Monster Black Double-Ended Dildo - 15 Inch

• Get your fill with this monstrous, double-ended dildo

• Share the thrill with a playmate or indulge in double penetration

• Thick, PVC dildo slightly tapers for a slimmer and thicker end

• Also available in light tone

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The Fulfiller Monster Light Tone Double Penetrator Dildo - 9 Inch

The Fulfiller Monster Light Tone Double Penetrator Dildo - 9 Inch

• Be left feeling truly fulfilled by this double penetrating Monster

• Longer, slimmer dildo and shorter, thicker cock are built to thrill

• Secure the impressive, PVC duo using the sturdy, suction cup base

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The Linguist Monster Pink Tongue Dildo - 9.2 Inch

The Linguist Monster Pink Tongue Dildo - 9.2 Inch

• Prepare for a tongue lashing with this dimension-defying suction dildo

• Ultra-flexible and smooth silicone shifts its shape to slurp your sweet spots 

• Graduate 9.2 insertable inches of tapered girth for an immense stretch!

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The White-Knuckle Ride Monster Light Tone Dildo - 17 Inch

The White-Knuckle Ride Monster Light Tone Dildo - 17 Inch

• It’ll be a (hand)job well done with this fetish-fuelled, PVC dildo

• At 17 inches long, how much fisting will you be able to take?

• Realistically designed with a tapered hand and a fulfilling forearm

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The Seventeenth Heaven Monster Light Tone Dildo - 17 Inch

The Seventeenth Heaven Monster Light Tone Dildo - 17 Inch

• Be filled and thrilled with 17 inches of eye-watering pleasure 

• Over 1kg of PVC makes up this realistic, super-sized dildo

• Thick, veiny shaft leads to a sturdy, suction cup base

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The Shocker Light Tone Monster Dildo - 14 Inch

The Shocker Light Tone Monster Dildo - 14 Inch

• Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care with this lifelike monster dildo

• Weighing in at 14 inches and 1.3kg of PVC; Perfect for anal stretching!

• Slip down the sculpted shape of this realistic arm and put your depth training to the test

• Take the upper hand with the super-strong suction cup as you ride and grind

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The Hand Over Fist Monster Double-Ended Dildo - 26 Inch

The Hand Over Fist Monster Double-Ended Dildo - 26 Inch

• Double-ended dildo to take your shared stimulation to the next level 

• Lose yourself with the tapered hand or stretch your limits with the clenched fist

• Measures 26 inches in total with 13 inches of room between each end

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The Chubby Black Monster Ballsy Suction Dildo - 6.3 Inch

• Girth-getters will love to grind this extra-thick Monster dildo 

• Veiny microtextures and lifelike contours serve intense sensations

• Fulfilling 1.7-inch thickness is ideal for vaginal and anal stretching play

• Dense black rubber is firm yet forgiving with a ballsy stopping point

• Experience hands-free stimulation with the secure suction cup

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The Cockasaurus Monster Dildo - 7 Inch

The Cockasaurus Monster Dildo - 7 Inch

• Unleash your fantasies and make lacklustre stimulation a thing of the past

• X-rated, reptilian dildo features an undulating shaft and pronounced bumps

• 7-inch, silicone body hits the spot with firm pressure and a flexible finish 

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The Hung Like a Horse Monster Dildo - 17 Inch

The Hung Like a Horse Monster Dildo - 17 Inch

• Wild horses couldn’t drag you away from this X-rated dildo

• Erotic, equine-inspired design 

• 17 inches of PVC includes a mushroom head and raised veins 

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The Dragon's Dagger Monster Green Dildo - 9 Inch

The Dragon's Dagger Monster Green Dildo - 9 Inch

• Fire up your fantasy with this mythological ballsy suction dildo

• 6.5 insertable inches of flexible silicone soars across your hot spots 

• Textured tip, scales and ridges mark the shaft for otherworldly satisfaction

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The Original Girthy Monster Dildo - 10 Inch

The Original Girthy Monster Dildo - 10 Inch

• Extra thick dildo with a considerable length and prominent girth, making it ideal for truly filling anal sex

• Made of dense black rubber for a firm yet slightly pliable texture against the skin and shaped with realistic features including a defined head, veined shaft and firm balls

• Boasting an impressive 10 inches in length and an even more miraculous 10.5 inches in girth

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The Foot Long Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

•  Surrender to 10 inches of stimulation with this impressive dildo

•  Slim girth lets you focus on length and is ideal for depth training 

•  Made from the stuff of legends with a strong, suction cup base

•  Black PVC is free from phthalates and latex

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The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

• Get suckered into the depths of desire with this kinky suction dildo

• Flexible pointed tip, ridged body and larger-than-life texture is eager to please

• Sink this blue silicone tentacle to an eye-watering girth of 10.2-inches!

• Also available in black, rainbow and pink

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The Octopussy Monster Red Tentacle Swirl Dildo - 8 Inch

The Octopussy Monster Red Tentacle Swirl Dildo - 8 Inch

• Get your fill with this hentai fetish suction dildo

• Flexible shaft tapers with sucker textures and a curved tip for erogenous pleasure

• Powerful suction cup for hands-free solo and strap-on play

• Silky body-safe silicone is easy to clean in a soft red finish

• Also available in green and blue

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The Kraken Monster Pink Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

The Kraken Monster Pink Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

• Tentacular dildo for fetish play and X-rated fantasies 

• Feel its pointed tip and rippled body curve deep inside you

• Be sucked in by 8 inches of realistic, tentacle-inspired texture 

• Also available in black, rainbow and blue

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The Kraken Monster Black Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

The Kraken Monster Black Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

• Be sucked into stimulation with this fetish-fuelled, tentacle dildo

• A pointed tip, silicone body and lifelike texture promise to satisfy 

• The coast is clear for you to indulge in 8 inches of aquatic arousal 

• Also available in pink , blue and rainbow

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The Wide Load Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

The Wide Load Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

• The clue’s in the name with this thick, super-sized dildo
• Stands at 12.5 inches with an impressive 3-inch diameter 
• Realistic, mushroom head delivers an instant stretch
• Let your hands roam free with the sturdy, suction cup base 
• Generous girth is comfortable to hold and perfect for those who prefer easy-to-grip toys
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The Octopussy Tentacle Swirl Monster Dildo - 8 Inch

The Octopussy Tentacle Swirl Monster Dildo - 8 Inch

• Tickle your tentacle fetish with this fantasy suction dildo

• Encounter 5.5 insertable inches of sucker textures with a curved tip for erogenous pleasure

• Powerful suction cup for hands-free solo and strap-on play

• Body-safe silicone is hygienic and easy to clean in an emerald green finish

• Also available in red and blue

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The Stunt Double Monster Black Dildo - 12 Inch

• Devious, double dildo design promises to fill you up

• Conjoined cocks are finished with a sturdy, suction cup base 

• Discover 12 inches of PVC pleasure with this 1kg Monster

• Also available in light tone

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The Finger Bang Monster Dildo - 12 Inch

• Get right to the point with this gigantic digit dildo

• 7.7 insertable inches beckon each powerful orgasm

• Fist details include stimulating nail and knuckle textures

• Strong suction cup fixes to any solid, flat surface

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The Any Hole's a Goal Monster Triple Dildo - 7.5 Inch

• Indulge in a new kind of three-way with this triple dildo

• Stimulate multiple holes at once or experience an intense stretch

• Includes a 7.5-inch dildo, a 6.25-inch dildo and a girthier 6-inch dildo

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The Kraken Monster Rainbow Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

The Kraken Monster Rainbow Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

• Flexible fetish-inspired Cthulu dildo with an exciting rainbow finish

• 8-inches of sucker textures taper to a tantalising 10.2-inches of girth

• Sturdy suction cup for  hands-free solo and strap-on play

• Body-safe silicone is hygienic and easy to clean 

• Also available in pink, black and blue

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The Goliath Monster Black Ballsy Dildo - 11.5 Inch

The Goliath Monster Black Ballsy Dildo - 11.5 Inch

• Our thickest XXL dildo is a fulfilling solution for your extreme stretching fetish

• Formidable 3.5-inch diameter shaft has realistic textures with a defined head, veined shaft and big balls

• Dense black rubber delivers a firmer touch and smooth finish

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The Pillar of Strength Monster Dildo - 15 Inch

The Pillar of Strength Monster Dildo - 15 Inch

• Indulge in up to 12.5 inches of stimulation with this towering dildo

• Realistic details include a rounded head and bulging balls at the base 

• Perfect for satisfying your fantasies and taking your play to new heights

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The Octopussy Monster Blue Tentacle Swirl Dildo - 8 Inch

The Octopussy Monster Blue Tentacle Swirl Dildo - 8 Inch

• Feed your tentacle fetish with this hentai-tastic suction dildo

• Supple tapering shaft has sucker textures and a curved tip for erogenous pleasure

• Powerful suction cup for hands-free solo and strap-on play

• Soft body-safe silicone is easy to clean in an ocean blue finish

• Also available in green and red

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The Confessional Monster Black Dildo - 12.5 Inch

• Experience a piece of heaven with this X-rated, double-handed dildo

• Praying shape creates a noticeable stretch as it slips deeper inside 

• 12.5-inch, PVC dildo is finished with a sturdy, suction cup base

• Also available in light tone

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The Arch Enemy Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

• Meet your partner in crime for deep, erotic stimulation

• Shaped to thrill with an angled design and a realistic texture 

• PVC dildo weighs an impressive 880g and stands at 12.5 inches

• Suction cup base turns smooth, flat surfaces into orgasmic opportunities 

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The Stomach Churner Monster Dildo - 16.25 Inch

• Put your depth training to the test with this 16.25-inch dildo

• Flexible, PVC cock with exaggerated veins for an eye-catching look

• Be teased and thrilled hands-free with the suction cup base 

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