Realistic Dildos

We're better than the real deal, we promise! For a lifelike experience, try one of our realistic dildos with their tantalising textures and authentic shapes. Coming in a range of stimulating sizes, these boners boast powerful vibrations, fulfilling inflation and thrilling thrusting modes. Enjoy with a splash of lubricant, and you'll never be left wanting more! Don't forget to explore our range of dildos if you're after something less phallic for your sex toy collection.

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The Smooth, Huge & Girthy Monster Dildo - 13 Inch

The Smooth, Huge & Girthy Monster Dildo - 13 Inch

•  Satisfy your big dreams with a huge 11 inches of insertable length

•  Thick, smooth shaft has a defined, bulbous head and balls at the base

•  PVC dildo delivers an intense filling sensation for highly erotic play

•  Impressive girth is easy and comfortable to grip

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The Cockasaurus Monster Dildo - 7 Inch

The Cockasaurus Monster Dildo - 7 Inch

• Unleash your fantasies and make lacklustre stimulation a thing of the past

• X-rated, reptilian dildo features an undulating shaft and pronounced bumps

• 7-inch, silicone body hits the spot with firm pressure and a flexible finish 

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The Dragon's Dagger Monster Green Dildo - 9 Inch

The Dragon's Dagger Monster Green Dildo - 9 Inch

• Fire up your fantasy with this mythological ballsy suction dildo

• 6.5 insertable inches of flexible silicone soars across your hot spots 

• Textured tip, scales and ridges mark the shaft for otherworldly satisfaction

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The Original Girthy Monster Dildo - 10 Inch

The Original Girthy Monster Dildo - 10 Inch

• Extra thick dildo with a considerable length and prominent girth, making it ideal for truly filling anal sex

• Made of dense black rubber for a firm yet slightly pliable texture against the skin and shaped with realistic features including a defined head, veined shaft and firm balls

• Boasting an impressive 10 inches in length and an even more miraculous 10.5 inches in girth

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The Foot Long Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

•  Surrender to 10 inches of stimulation with this impressive dildo

•  Slim girth lets you focus on length and is ideal for depth training 

•  Made from the stuff of legends with a strong, suction cup base

•  Black PVC is free from phthalates and latex

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The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

• Get suckered into the depths of desire with this kinky suction dildo

• Flexible pointed tip, ridged body and larger-than-life texture is eager to please

• Sink this blue silicone tentacle to an eye-watering girth of 10.2-inches!

• Also available in black, rainbow and pink

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The Kraken Monster Black Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

The Kraken Monster Black Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

• Be sucked into stimulation with this fetish-fuelled, tentacle dildo

• A pointed tip, silicone body and lifelike texture promise to satisfy 

• The coast is clear for you to indulge in 8 inches of aquatic arousal 

• Also available in pink , blue and rainbow

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The Octopussy Tentacle Swirl Monster Dildo - 8 Inch

The Octopussy Tentacle Swirl Monster Dildo - 8 Inch

• Tickle your tentacle fetish with this fantasy suction dildo

• Encounter 5.5 insertable inches of sucker textures with a curved tip for erogenous pleasure

• Powerful suction cup for hands-free solo and strap-on play

• Body-safe silicone is hygienic and easy to clean in an emerald green finish

• Also available in red and blue

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The Kraken Monster Rainbow Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

The Kraken Monster Rainbow Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

• Flexible fetish-inspired Cthulu dildo with an exciting rainbow finish

• 8-inches of sucker textures taper to a tantalising 10.2-inches of girth

• Sturdy suction cup for  hands-free solo and strap-on play

• Body-safe silicone is hygienic and easy to clean 

• Also available in pink, black and blue

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The Goliath Monster Black Ballsy Dildo - 11.5 Inch

The Goliath Monster Black Ballsy Dildo - 11.5 Inch

• Our thickest XXL dildo is a fulfilling solution for your extreme stretching fetish

• Formidable 3.5-inch diameter shaft has realistic textures with a defined head, veined shaft and big balls

• Dense black rubber delivers a firmer touch and smooth finish

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The Arch Enemy Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

• Meet your partner in crime for deep, erotic stimulation

• Shaped to thrill with an angled design and a realistic texture 

• PVC dildo weighs an impressive 880g and stands at 12.5 inches

• Suction cup base turns smooth, flat surfaces into orgasmic opportunities 

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The Stunt Double Monster Light Tone Dildo - 12 Inch

• Conjoined cocks work seamlessly in sync for toe-curling pleasure 

• Realistically designed with a veiny texture and suction cup base 

• 1kg, PVC Monster stands proudly at 12 inches tall

• Also available in black

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The Beast Monster Dildo - 11 Inch

The Beast Monster Dildo - 11 Inch

• For larger-than-life pleasure, stretch yourself to the limit with an extreme 8 inches of girth!
• From its bulbous head to its textured balls, this HUGE dildo impresses with 9 insertable inches of realistic veiny textures
• Secure the ballsy suction cup base to any solid, flat surface for effortless, hands-off orgasms
• Firm yet flexible, this giant dildo is made from phthalate-free and latex-free PVC - just slick with water-based lube and ride

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