Adult Novelty Gifts
Make them laugh with one of our adult novelty gifts. With a huge range of edible treats, cheeky designs and more, give them a present with a sexy twist! Whether it's for a loved one or a friend, these naughty gifts are sure to be a hit! Explore our wide selection of rude gifts for adults-only fun and let the hilarity begin.
Porn Sperm - 125ml
• Smooth and high-quality fake sperm
• Imitates the look and consistency of cum
• Perfect for fetish play
See product informationStress Bum
• Life getting you down? Grab these bouncy butt-cheeks for an instant pick-me-up
• Removable hot pink thong for sexy squeezes on a bare behind
• The perfect present for a stressed out friend
See product informationClone a Pussy Hot Pink Kit
• Immortalise your best bits in the form of a hot pink silicone keepsake
• A fun way for you or your partner to get hands on with your body and show some self-love
• As a result, this cloned pussy is perfect as a gift or as an erotic ornament!
See product informationCloneboy Create Your Own Suction Cup Dildo Kit
• Ensure your partner’s penis is never far away
• Suction cup base for a wild, hands-free ride
• Great results in four easy-to-follow steps
See product informationBondara Furry Fantasy Animal Play 4 Piece Set
• Bundle contains cat ears, fluffy tail butt plug, nipple pasties, and bow-tie collar with leash
• Co-ordinated in glossy black with sparkling embellishments for stylish seduction
• Sexy yet playful kit for a naughty night or themed fancy dress
See product informationMax Power Lipstick Vibe
• Discreet vibe will easily pass as part of your make-up bag
• Lipstick’s tapered tip is perfect for targeted stimulation
• Explore multispeed vibrations under the covers or underwater
See product informationJapanese Silk Love Rope Purple 3 Piece Bondage Kit
• Trio of kinky treats to dominate your lover in silky Japanese rope
• 3-piece kit includes a mini flogger, a shiny faux leather eye mask, and an adjustable squishy ball gag
• Perfect play set for bondage beginners
See product informationGrow Your Own Boobs
• Fun and compact novelty toy that will work perfectly as a stocking filler or Secret Santa gift
• Includes one set of super absorbent boobies
• Simply add to water and watch the boobs grow up to 600% bigger!
See product informationDuck with a Dick
• Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water
• Bath time is set to become a lively affair!
• Surprise unsuspecting bathers with his erect, ducky dick
See product informationThe Boob Mug
• Drinking mug designed in the shape of a single boob
• Nipple hole for drinking from
• Made of ceramic for a quality and dishwasher safe finish
See product informationDixie Normous Blow Up Sex Doll
• Are you ready for the ride of your life? Meet Dixie Normous
• Inflatable sex doll easily deflates for discreet storage
• The perfect hen night companion
See product informationSilver Static Adjustable Dance Pole - 85-117 Inch
• Transform your bedroom into a pole dancing playground!
• Explore your erotic stripper fantasies in your very own private dance stage
• Non-spinning pole is ideal for beginning your home fitness journey
• 51mm diameter pole is easy to install and adjust from 84.6 to 116.9-inches
See product informationScandalous Candles Black Butt Plug Decorative Candle - 4 Inch
• This sexy statement candle is shaped just like a butt plug!
• Black 4-inch decorative candle adds an erotic edge to your home decor
• A unique gift idea for your bum fun lover
Stress Willy
• Grab a pair of balls and give them a firm squeeze
• Cocksure stress-reliever always returns to original shape
• Perfect gift for a frustrated friend or colleague
See product informationDicky Dark Tone Willy Soap With Balls
• Get clean and dirty all at once with this cum-covered willy soap
• Ballsy boner suctions to any solid, flat surface with 7.3-inches of realistic details
• Hilarious gift idea for stag and hen dos or as a novelty stocking filler
See product informationEmergency Mini Vibrator
• Emergency bullet for times of sexual crisis
• Packs plenty of power to avert disaster
• Presented in an emergency-style gift box
See product informationGrow Your Own Willy
• Some people like to grow flowers, others like to grow willies
• Soak this miniature cock in water and watch it expand!
• A grower, not a show-er! Expands up to 600% its size
See product informationDicky Light Tone Willy Soap With Balls
• Cum-covered willy soap suctions to your sink so you'll never drop it again!
• Lather up with 7.3-inches of lifelike details, including dripping cum and balls
• Naughty gift idea for stag and hen dos or as a novelty stocking filler
See product informationStress Balls
• Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever!
• Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal
• Perfect gift for someone who's being driven "nuts"
See product informationPussy Soap
• Stroke this sweet-smelling pussy soap to get wetter than ever!
• Detailed novelty soap fits perfectly next to the sink, bath or shower
• Naughty gift idea for stag and hen parties or as a sexy stocking filler
See product informationWomen's Candy Underwear 3 Piece Set
• Satisfy your sweet tooth with this underwear set for her
• Lick, suck and bite off each fruity-flavoured sweet
• Bundle includes a G-string, bra and nipple tassels
• Men’s version also available
• £19.97 when sold seperately, save 20%!
See product informationScandalous Candles Penis Decorative Candle - 6 Inch
• Realistic cock candle is an arousing addition to your interior
• 6-inch decorative candle is shaped just like a hard, juicy dick
• A naughty gift idea for Valentine's Day, bachelor and hen parties
Lover's Decision Dice Game
• X-rated sex game leaves your lust up to the fate of the dice!
• 'Action' die decides the sex act, and the 'Location' die picks the place
• Perfect play for experimental couples
See product informationSex Slave Red Satin Embroidered Eye Mask
• Novelty eye mask in red satin and black felt trim
• Spells out ‘SEX SLAVE’ in embroidered italics
• Quilted mask can be worn in comfort as a funny sleeping aid
• Perfect for dirty weekends, hen parties, ladies’ nights and more!
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