Adult Novelty Gifts

Cock Ring Soap

• Mix pleasure with hygiene with this soapy cock ring for a squeaky clean cock!

• To enjoy: wet soap, place onto erection, then roll up and down for slippery stroke

• Hilarious gift idea for bachelor parties, birthday gags or as a novelty stocking filler

Faux Red Rose Petals

• For seduction and romantic nights in

• Faux petals can be used time and time again

• Colour and quantity may vary slightly from image

Grow Your Own Boobs

• Fun and compact novelty toy that will work perfectly as a stocking filler or Secret Santa gift

• Includes one set of super absorbent boobies

• Simply add to water and watch the boobs grow up to 600% bigger!

'Fuck Off' Floral Eye Mask

• Enjoy a peaceful, undisturbed sleep with this eye mask

• Features ‘fuck off’ embroidery across the floral fabric 

• Silky soft back and elasticated strap for comfortable wear

Willy Weight Lift

• Get ready for a willy workout!

• Curved bar sits over the penis

• Swap leg day for cock day

Grow Your Own Willy

• Some people like to grow flowers, others like to grow willies

• Soak this miniature cock in water and watch it expand!

• A grower, not a show-er! Expands up to 600% its size

Cock Socks

• Boost your morning glory! These explicit socks will put a smile on your face

• Fat ones, thin ones, big ones, small ones – this penile pair has it all!

• Put your best foot forward with these adult-only novelty socks

Boobie Pop

• Boob-shaped lollipop for an X-rated treat

• Strawberry flavour is begging to be licked!

• Perfect as a party favour or for a stag-do

Lover's Decision Dice Game

• X-rated sex game leaves your lust up to the fate of the dice!

• 'Action' die decides the sex act, and the 'Location' die picks the place

• Perfect play for experimental couples

Measure Your Sperm Gauge

• Are you a supersoaker or a dribbler?

• Discover what every man secretly wants to know (they just may not realise it yet!)

• Less than 3ml and, sorry, you’ve got junk spunk. Over 9ml and you have super sperm – congratulations!

Unicorn Eye Mask

• Pink eye mask with a cute unicorn pattern

• Silky-soft for magical naps anytime, anywhere

• Sequin edging creates a light sparkle to finish

Sex Slave Red Satin Embroidered Eye Mask

• Novelty eye mask in red satin and black felt trim

• Spells out ‘SEX SLAVE’ in embroidered italics

• Quilted mask can be worn in comfort as a funny sleeping aid

• Perfect for dirty weekends, hen parties, ladies’ nights and more!