Valentine's Gifts & Games

Porn Sperm - 125ml

• Smooth and high-quality fake sperm

• Imitates the look and consistency of cum

• Perfect for fetish play

Bondara Chocolate Body Paint - 100ml

• Delicious edible chocolate body paint for extra-sweet foreplay.

• Ideal for drizzling onto and licking off your partner’s skin. 

Bondage Pocket Book

• Easy-to-follow book includes photographs and step-by-step guides for rope bondage

• Covers the basics, essential safety tips and 32 knots and ties

• Hardcover and travel-sized – perfect for kinky weekends away!

Grow Your Own Willy

• Some people like to grow flowers, others like to grow willies

• Soak this miniature cock in water and watch it expand!

• A grower, not a show-er! Expands up to 600% its size

Succulent Willie Lollipop

• Practice your sucking action with this willy lollipop

• Strawberry flavour promises a sweet treat

• Perfect for a hen night or X-rated party

Bedroom Commands Card Set

• Inspiring the confidence you need to Dominate in the bedroom with X-rated instructions

• Two decks of cards, each tailored to his and her sexual fantasies 

Monogamy Board Game

• Game night will never be the same again with over 400 intimate ideas to play out

• Roll the dice and accept your sexy challenge as you move around the board

Grow Your Own Boobs

• Fun and compact novelty toy that will work perfectly as a stocking filler or Secret Santa gift

• Includes one set of super absorbent boobies

• Simply add to water and watch the boobs grow up to 600% bigger!

Edible Anus Chocolates

• It’s always awful when you buy someone a terrible present. You know it. They know it - but with these chocolates, fear no more

• Satisfy their sweet tooth with six, milk chocolates

• Get up close and personal as you lick, suck and bite on these anus treats

Stress Willy

• Grab a pair of balls and give them a firm squeeze

• Cocksure stress-reliever always returns to original shape

• Perfect gift for a frustrated friend or colleague

Duck with a Dick

• Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water

• Bath time is set to become a lively affair!

• Surprise unsuspecting bathers with his erect, ducky dick

Stress Bum

• Life getting you down? Grab these bouncy butt-cheeks for an instant pick-me-up

• Removable hot pink thong for sexy squeezes on a bare behind

• The perfect present for a stressed out friend

The Boob Mug

• Drinking mug designed in the shape of a single boob

• Nipple hole for drinking from

• Made of ceramic for a quality and dishwasher safe finish

Lover's Decision Dice Game

• X-rated sex game leaves your lust up to the fate of the dice!

• 'Action' die decides the sex act, and the 'Location' die picks the place

• Perfect play for experimental couples

Stress Balls

• Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever!

• Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal

• Perfect gift for someone who's being driven "nuts"

Dicky Light Tone Willy Soap With Balls

• Cum-covered willy soap suctions to your sink so you'll never drop it again!

• Lather up with 7.3-inches of lifelike details, including dripping cum and balls

• Naughty gift idea for stag and hen dos or as a novelty stocking filler