Valentine's Gifts & Games

Porn Sperm - 125ml

• Smooth and high-quality fake sperm

• Imitates the look and consistency of cum

• Perfect for fetish play

Bondara Chocolate Body Paint - 100ml

• Delicious edible chocolate body paint for extra-sweet foreplay.

• Ideal for drizzling onto and licking off your partner’s skin. 

Bondage Pocket Book

• Easy-to-follow book includes photographs and step-by-step guides for rope bondage

• Covers the basics, essential safety tips and 32 knots and ties

• Hardcover and travel-sized – perfect for kinky weekends away!

Blow Job Undies

• Be prepared for some downstairs action with these men's undies

• Framed with lips, the front opening directs your playmate to your penis

• Soft and stretchy pants make a perfect, fun bedroom outfit

Position Sex Pocket Book

• 50 kinky and wild sex positions in a handy sized book.

• Get more from your sex life with the detailed photographs and directions.

A Year of Sex Card Set

• A sexy card set containing three card games, each with 52 different possibilities 

• Your sexual fate will be determined by the turn of an erotic card

Choc On Choc Milk Chocolate Body Pen

• Tempt your sweet tooth with this chocolatey body pen

• Naughty novelty makes foreplay taste fabulous!

• Made in the UK by award-winning chocolatiers

Bedroom Commands Card Set

• Inspiring the confidence you need to Dominate in the bedroom with X-rated instructions

• Two decks of cards, each tailored to his and her sexual fantasies 

Candy Nipple Tassels

• Candy nipple tassels to tease and treat your partner with.

• Two nipple tassels with two strings of yummy candy attached.

Candy Bra

• Lick, suck and nibble your way to the real treat underneath

• Candy bra on an elasticated band for easy, comfortable wear

• Perfect for satisfying your partner's sweet tooth

Lesbian Sex Card Game

• Lesbian sex card game, perfect for a naughty night in.

• 50 illustrated cards to give you sexy ideas to try with your partner.

• Find out your lover's deepest desires and experiment with new ideas.

Edible Anus Chocolates

• It’s always awful when you buy someone a terrible present. You know it. They know it - but with these chocolates, fear no more

• Satisfy their sweet tooth with six, milk chocolates

• Get up close and personal as you lick, suck and bite on these anus treats

Sex! Scratch Cards

• Reveal a sexy reward when you scratch and match three symbols

• Everyone is a winner as each card produces a provocative action

Stress Willy

• Grab a pair of balls and give them a firm squeeze

• Cocksure stress-reliever always returns to original shape

• Perfect gift for a frustrated friend or colleague

After Dinner Willies

• Swap your after-dinner treat with these willies

• Perfect way to end the night on a naughty note

• Dark chocolate filled with a delicious, mint fondant

Candy Posing Pouch

• A sweet treat for all you candy lovers

• Keeps his package safely hidden away

• Nibble and suck your way to the goodies beneath

Candy Blow Job Willy

• Large shaped candy penis.

• Perfect for practicing your sucking skills!

• Naughty favour for a hen party.

Duck with a Dick

• Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water

• Bath time is set to become a lively affair!

• Surprise unsuspecting bathers with his erect, ducky dick

Sexy 6 Dice - Foreplay Edition

• Explore hundreds of foreplay fetishes determined by the throw of a dice

• Enjoy the extreme excitement of random sexual selection   

• Elevate your nights in to new heights with inspired, naughty ideas

Stress Bum

• Life getting you down? Grab these bouncy butt-cheeks for an instant pick-me-up

• Removable hot pink thong for sexy squeezes on a bare behind

• The perfect present for a stressed out friend

Emergency Mini Vibrator

• Emergency bullet for times of sexual crisis

• Packs plenty of power to avert disaster

• Presented in an emergency-style gift box

Penis Pasta

• There's nothing more romantic than a homemade bowl of cock and balls!

• Included raunchy recipe for your delicious date nights, horny hen-dos and steamy stags

• Made from 100% Italian Durum wheat; this 200g bag of dicks feeds four

Men's Candy Underwear 2 Piece Set

• Men’s underwear set is a treat for the eyes and the taste buds!

• Let your partner lick, suck and bite off each fruity-flavoured sweet 

• Includes the Candy Posing Pouch and Candy Cock Ring Set 

• Women’s version also available

• £11.98 when sold seperately, save 21%!

After Dinner Nipples

• Mint chocolate flavoured nipple shaped mints.

• Come in an after mint dinner box.

• Freshen your breath by sucking on some nipples.

The Boob Mug

• Drinking mug designed in the shape of a single boob

• Nipple hole for drinking from

• Made of ceramic for a quality and dishwasher safe finish

Stress Balls

• Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever!

• Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal

• Perfect gift for someone who's being driven "nuts"