• Adventure in unexplored (nether) regions with this satisfying sabre-style dildo

• Monster sword features raised swirls, pleasure nodules, and two bulbous heads

• 13.5-inch squishy black PVC is forged for pleasure with this double-ended design

• Central ridge ensures safe vaginal and anal play for all kinky knights!

Will you accept the quest for deeply enjoyable pleasure? Well, with The Slamalot Double-Ended Monster Dildo at your side, you could never fail! 

Take on the challenge of this 13.5-inch sword-style double dildo made from solid but flexible black PVC. Featuring two differently textured ends, grasp the handle and discover the 8.25-inch sword's ridged swirls and tapered, smooth head. Up the ante and switch sides to the bumpy handle with its rounded bulbous head and a maximum diameter of 1.9 inches for an intense experience.

If you're crusading with another knight, you don't need to joust for satisfaction because this unique double-ended design is perfect for partnered play. The central ridge is a safe stopping point for joint use and anal exploration. Just squirt with water-based lube for thrilling thrusts as you sink down towards the hilt!

Colour Black
Material PVC
Features Different texture at each end for an alternative experience. Smooth tapered spiral on one side, bulbous noduled shaft on the other. Suitable for anal or vaginal stimulation.
Total Length 13.5 inches
Insertable Length 8.25 inches (spiral) or 5 inches (nodule)
Diameter 1.9 inches

Same Day Dispatch - Discreet Delivery and Billing

Service Order Cut Off Times Cost Free Over
Express Tracked - Next Day Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun) £5.49
Premium Tracked - 1-2 Days Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun) £4.99  
Economy Tracked 2-5 Days Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun) £4.49 £49.99
Rapid Tracked - Next Day
(UK Mainland Only)
Orders need to be placed by 5:15pm Mon-Fri (by 12pm Sat) £6.99  
DPD Tracked - 1 Day
(UK Mainland Only)
Orders need to be placed by 5pm Mon-Fri (by 1pm Sat/Sun) £7.99
Tracked Freight - Over 30kg
(UK Mainland Only, Bulky Items)
Orders need to be placed by 4pm Mon-Fri £19.99 £499.99

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Customer reviews for The Slamalot Double-Ended Monster Dildo - 13.5 Inch

Average Rating: 5
2 reviews Leave a Review
  • Well made, versatile and the perfect size

    This thing is incredible. Slight variants in size and texture at both ends allow for many combinations of sensations and options of play A longer, slightly slimmer and tapered end, and then on the opposite side a shorter and fatter end This toy feels really well made, has the kind of weight you would expect from quality material and also looks incredible 

     When using the longer tapered side as the inserted section the other side becomes the perfect handle for you or a partner to hold during thrusting. The ridged section which separates both side of the dildo also allows this toy to be an ideal dildo for anal play too. The tapered side lends itself more to a thrusting dildo and the shorter fatter side more towards a butt plug style for anal training as well as being used as a dildo. This toy has been used by my wife and I and we think it is brilliant. 

    Whether that be during solo play, playing together on each other or used as a doubles ended dildo together. There are many many uses for this toy and it would be an excellent addition to anyone’s collection.

  • This thing is incredible
    Slight variants in size and texture at both ends allow for many combinations of sensations and options of play A longer, slightly slimmer and tapered end, and then on the opposite side a shorter and fatter end This toy feels really well made, has the kind of weight you would expect from quality material and also looks incredible When using the longer tapered side as the inserted section the other side becomes the perfect handle for you or a partner to hold during thrusting. The ridged section which separates both side of the dildo also allows this toy to be an ideal dildo for anal play too. The tapered side lends itself more to a thrusting dildo and the shorter fatter side more towards a butt plug style for anal training as well as being used as a dildo. This toy has been used by my wife and I and we think it is brilliant. Whether that be during solo play, playing together on each other or used as a doubles ended dildo together. There are many many uses for this toy and it would be an excellent addition to anyone’s collection.
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