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Measure Your Sperm Gauge

Measure Your Sperm Gauge

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• Are you a supersoaker or a dribbler?

• Discover what every man secretly wants to know (they just may not realise it yet!)

• Less than 3ml and, sorry, you’ve got junk spunk. Over 9ml and you have super sperm – congratulations!

Compete with yourself to fill the Measure Your Sperm Gauge higher each time. Typically, a man will ejaculate 7,200 times in his life, so surely it’s important to know how much spunk’s in your trunk! On average, a man’s ejaculation will fill half a teaspoon. Think you can do better than that? Prove it! Measure your baby gravy and announce your Super Sperm status with pride!

Colour Clear
Contents 1 Sperm Gauge
Material Plastic

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 UK Flag  UK Royal Mail Special Delivery  1 Day Guaranteed  £6.95 Per Order  £99.99
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 Irish Flag  The Republic of Ireland  3-5 Days  £3.95 Per Order  £34.99
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 Worldwide  USA and Worldwide Delivery  10-15 Days  £9.99 Per Order  

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