Measure Your Sperm Gauge

Compete with yourself to fill the Measure Your Sperm Gauge higher each time. Typically, a man will ejaculate 7,200 times in his life, so surely it’s important to know how much spunk’s in your trunk! On average, a man’s ejaculation will fill half a teaspoon. Think you can do better than that? Prove it! Measure your baby gravy and announce your Super Sperm status with pride!

Same Day Dispatch - Discreet Delivery and Billing

	Delivery Options	Working Days	How Much	Free On Orders Over
	UK Royal Mail Tracked 48	2 - 3 Days	£3.99 Per Order	£34.99
	UK Royal Mail Tracked 24	1 - 2 Days	£5.49 Per Order
	UK Royal Mail Special Delivery	1 Day Guaranteed	£7.99 Per Order
	DPD Choose Delivery Day - Fully Tracked	1 Day Guaranteed	£6.99 Per Order (Monday-Friday)  £7.99 Per Order (Saturday & Sunday)
	UK DPD Express Delivery	1 Day Guaranteed	£7.99
	UK DPD Freight Delivery* ( Only available on certain products )	One Working Day	Contact Customer Care for Pricing and Details
	The Republic of Ireland	3-5 Days	£5.99 Per Order

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