Realistic Dildos

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Bondara Double Whammy Black Silicone Butt Plug & Dildo Duo

• Daring double-ended butt plug and dildo is not for the faint-hearted!

• 2-inch diameter classic-shaped butt plug is large and in charge

• 7-inch realistic dildo features tantalising vein and skin textures

• Crafted from flexible black silicone for comfort and easy hygiene

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The Smooth, Huge & Girthy Monster Dildo - 13 Inch

The Smooth, Huge & Girthy Monster Dildo - 13 Inch

•  Satisfy your big dreams with a huge 11 inches of insertable length

•  Thick, smooth shaft has a defined, bulbous head and balls at the base

•  PVC dildo delivers an intense filling sensation for highly erotic play

•  Impressive girth is easy and comfortable to grip

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Pipedream King Cock Light Tone Squirting Dildo - 6 or 7 Inch

Pipedream King Cock Light Tone Squirting Dildo - 6 or 7 Inch

Indulge your cum play kinks with this realistic squirting dildo

Ejaculates Jizzle Juice™; 60mls of lifelike cum-substitute included

Handcrafted textures give an intensely authentic experience

100% waterproof; select your size from 6 or 7 girthy inches

Register your purchase with Pipedream for a 1-year warranty

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Pipedream King Cock Light Tone Uncut Dildo - 6, 7 or 9 Inch

Pipedream King Cock Light Tone Uncut Dildo - 6, 7 or 9 Inch

Fulfil your fantasies for an uncut cock with this handcrafted realistic dildo

Exclusive Slide Skin™ technology creates a lifelike, moveable foreskin

Select your length with a strong, suction cup base for hands-free fun

Harness compatible design is perfect for strap-on sex and pegging

Register your purchase with Pipedream for a 1-year warranty

• Also available in mid skin tone

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Pipedream King Cock Dark Squirting Ballsy Dildo - 9 Inch

Pipedream King Cock Dark Squirting Ballsy Dildo - 9 Inch

Indulge your cum play kinks with this realistic squirting dildo

Ejaculates Jizzle Juice™; 60mls of lifelike cum-substitute included

Handcrafted textures give an intensely authentic experience

100% waterproof; select your size from 8 to 10 girthy inches

Register your purchase with Pipedream for a 1-year warranty

Also available in Light Skin Tone 

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Pipedream King Cock Mid Tone Ballsy Dildo - 7, 9 or 10 Inch

Pipedream King Cock Mid Tone Ballsy Dildo - 7, 9 or 10 Inch

Super realistic cock indulges your desire for natural stimulation

Handcrafted textures deliver an intensely lifelike experience

Made from phthalate and latex-free Fanta Flesh™ for a real look and feel

Ride hands-free with the suction cup base or use for strap-on sex

Register your purchase with Pipedream for a 1-year warranty

Also available in Dark Skin Tone and Light Skin Tone

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The White-Knuckle Ride Monster Light Tone Dildo - 17 Inch

The White-Knuckle Ride Monster Light Tone Dildo - 17 Inch

• It’ll be a (hand)job well done with this fetish-fuelled, PVC dildo

• At 17 inches long, how much fisting will you be able to take?

• Realistically designed with a tapered hand and a fulfilling forearm

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The Seventeenth Heaven Monster Light Tone Dildo - 17 Inch

The Seventeenth Heaven Monster Light Tone Dildo - 17 Inch

• Be filled and thrilled with 17 inches of eye-watering pleasure 

• Over 1kg of PVC makes up this realistic, super-sized dildo

• Thick, veiny shaft leads to a sturdy, suction cup base

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Pipedream King Cock Dark Tone Ballsy Dildo - 7, 8, 9 or 10 Inch

Pipedream King Cock Dark Tone Ballsy Dildo - 7, 8, 9 or 10 Inch

Super realistic cock indulges your desire for natural stimulation

Handcrafted textures deliver an intensely lifelike experience

Made from phthalate and latex-free Fanta Flesh™ for a real look and feel

Ride hands-free with the suction cup base or use for strap-on sex

Register your purchase with Pipedream for a 1-year warranty

Also available in Light Skin Tone and Mid Skin Tone

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Pipedream King Cock Light Tone Ballsy Dildo - 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Inch

Pipedream King Cock Light Tone Ballsy Dildo - 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Inch

Super realistic cock indulges your desire for natural stimulation

Handcrafted textures deliver an intensely lifelike experience

Made from phthalate and latex-free Fanta Flesh™ for a real look and feel

Ride hands-free with the suction cup base or use for strap-on sex

Register your purchase with Pipedream for a 1-year warranty

Also available in Dark Skin Tone and Mid Skin Tone

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Fleshlight Guys Johnny Sins Silicone Realistic Dildo - 8.1 Inch

Fleshlight Guys Johnny Sins Silicone Realistic Dildo - 8.1 Inch

Life-size replica dildo lets you take a ride on your favourite pornstar!

Modelled directly from Johnny Sin’s gigantic award-winning cock

Hand-detailed with highly realistic textures from his bulging head to the girthy veined shaft

Skin-soft medical grade silicone gives a firm feel and superior, long-lasting quality

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The Hand Over Fist Monster Double-Ended Dildo - 26 Inch

The Hand Over Fist Monster Double-Ended Dildo - 26 Inch

• Double-ended dildo to take your shared stimulation to the next level 

• Lose yourself with the tapered hand or stretch your limits with the clenched fist

• Measures 26 inches in total with 13 inches of room between each end

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The Cockasaurus Monster Dildo - 7 Inch

The Cockasaurus Monster Dildo - 7 Inch

• Unleash your fantasies and make lacklustre stimulation a thing of the past

• X-rated, reptilian dildo features an undulating shaft and pronounced bumps

• 7-inch, silicone body hits the spot with firm pressure and a flexible finish 

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The Hung Like a Horse Monster Dildo - 17 Inch

The Hung Like a Horse Monster Dildo - 17 Inch

• Wild horses couldn’t drag you away from this X-rated dildo

• Erotic, equine-inspired design 

• 17 inches of PVC includes a mushroom head and raised veins 

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Clone a Willy Glow in the Dark Vibrating Kit

Clone a Willy Glow in the Dark Vibrating Kit

• Allows you to make a lifelike vibrating silicone replica of your partner's penis 

• Guaranteed to put a smile of your partner's face whatever the weather 

• Fantastic gift for birthdays, hen and stag parties and Valentine's!

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Pipedream King Cock Poseable Dildo Vibe - 6, 7, 8, 9 or 10 Inch

Pipedream King Cock Poseable Dildo Vibe - 6, 7, 8, 9 or 10 Inch

Realistic, handcrafted dildo rumbles with multispeed vibrations

Posable spine lets you curve the flexible shaft to the shape of your body 

Play hands-free or enjoy strap-on sex with the removable suction cup base 

100% waterproof for wherever the mood strikes 

Register your purchase with Pipedream for a 1-year warranty

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Pipedream King Cock Poseable Ballsy Dildo Vibe - 7, 8, 9, 10 Inch

Pipedream King Cock Poseable Ballsy Dildo Vibe - 7, 8, 9, 10 Inch

Realistic light skin tone dildo rumbles with multispeed vibrations

Powerful, multi-speed vibrations give you better-than-ever orgasms 

Handcrafted textures and posable spine deliver an intensely lifelike experience

Play hands-free or enjoy strap-on sex with the removable suction cup base 

100% waterproof for wet and wild play in the bath and shower

Register your purchase with Pipedream for a 1-year warranty

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The Original Girthy Monster Dildo - 10 Inch

The Original Girthy Monster Dildo - 10 Inch

• Extra thick dildo with a considerable length and prominent girth, making it ideal for truly filling anal sex

• Made of dense black rubber for a firm yet slightly pliable texture against the skin and shaped with realistic features including a defined head, veined shaft and firm balls

• Boasting an impressive 10 inches in length and an even more miraculous 10.5 inches in girth

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The Foot Long Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

•  Surrender to 10 inches of stimulation with this impressive dildo

•  Slim girth lets you focus on length and is ideal for depth training 

•  Made from the stuff of legends with a strong, suction cup base

•  Black PVC is free from phthalates and latex

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The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

The Kraken Monster Blue Tentacle Dildo - 8 Inch

• Get suckered into the depths of desire with this kinky suction dildo

• Flexible pointed tip, ridged body and larger-than-life texture is eager to please

• Sink this blue silicone tentacle to an eye-watering girth of 10.2-inches!

• Also available in black, rainbow and pink

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The Kraken Monster Pink Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

The Kraken Monster Pink Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

• Tentacular dildo for fetish play and X-rated fantasies 

• Feel its pointed tip and rippled body curve deep inside you

• Be sucked in by 8 inches of realistic, tentacle-inspired texture 

• Also available in black, rainbow and blue

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The Kraken Monster Black Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

The Kraken Monster Black Tentacle Dildo - 9 Inch

• Be sucked into stimulation with this fetish-fuelled, tentacle dildo

• A pointed tip, silicone body and lifelike texture promise to satisfy 

• The coast is clear for you to indulge in 8 inches of aquatic arousal 

• Also available in pink , blue and rainbow

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The Wide Load Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

The Wide Load Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

• The clue’s in the name with this thick, super-sized dildo
• Stands at 12.5 inches with an impressive 3-inch diameter 
• Realistic, mushroom head delivers an instant stretch
• Let your hands roam free with the sturdy, suction cup base 
• Generous girth is comfortable to hold and perfect for those who prefer easy-to-grip toys
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The Stunt Double Monster Black Dildo - 12 Inch

• Devious, double dildo design promises to fill you up

• Conjoined cocks are finished with a sturdy, suction cup base 

• Discover 12 inches of PVC pleasure with this 1kg Monster

• Also available in light tone

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The Any Hole's a Goal Monster Triple Dildo - 7.5 Inch

• Indulge in a new kind of three-way with this triple dildo

• Stimulate multiple holes at once or experience an intense stretch

• Includes a 7.5-inch dildo, a 6.25-inch dildo and a girthier 6-inch dildo

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Clone a Willy Dark Tone Vibrating Kit

Clone a Willy Dark Tone Vibrating Kit

• Treat your partner to a unique and personal gift by cloning your willy 

• Put the spark back in your long distance relationship with this irresistible replica of your man 

• This life size vibrating silicone duplication is the gift that keeps on giving once you power it up

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The Goliath Monster Black Ballsy Dildo - 11.5 Inch

The Goliath Monster Black Ballsy Dildo - 11.5 Inch

• Our thickest XXL dildo is a fulfilling solution for your extreme stretching fetish

• Formidable 3.5-inch diameter shaft has realistic textures with a defined head, veined shaft and big balls

• Dense black rubber delivers a firmer touch and smooth finish

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Clone a Willy Light Tone Vibrating Kit

Clone a Willy Light Tone Vibrating Kit

• Double-up on the fun with this Clone a Willy kit

• Create a vibrating replica of yours or your partner's penis

• Easy to use with impressive results!

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The Confessional Monster Black Dildo - 12.5 Inch

• Experience a piece of heaven with this X-rated, double-handed dildo

• Praying shape creates a noticeable stretch as it slips deeper inside 

• 12.5-inch, PVC dildo is finished with a sturdy, suction cup base

• Also available in light tone

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The Arch Enemy Monster Dildo - 12.5 Inch

• Meet your partner in crime for deep, erotic stimulation

• Shaped to thrill with an angled design and a realistic texture 

• PVC dildo weighs an impressive 880g and stands at 12.5 inches

• Suction cup base turns smooth, flat surfaces into orgasmic opportunities 

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Pipedream King Cock Mid Tone Uncut Suction Dildo - 7 Inch

Pipedream King Cock Mid Tone Uncut Suction Dildo - 7 Inch

Indulge your desires for an uncut dick with this ultra-realistic dildo

Exclusive Slide Skin™ technology creates a lifelike, moveable foreskin

Seven inches of satisfaction with a strong, suction cup base for hands-free play

Harness compatible for strap-on sex and pegging

Register your purchase with Pipedream for a 1-year warranty

Also available in light skin tone

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The Stomach Churner Monster Dildo - 16.25 Inch

• Put your depth training to the test with this 16.25-inch dildo

• Flexible, PVC cock with exaggerated veins for an eye-catching look

• Be teased and thrilled hands-free with the suction cup base 

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