Ok so I was getting fed up with only life f***ing me so I thought I'd turn the tables and invest in this so the experience of being f***ed would be literal as opposed to figurative for once. It came very neatly and discreetly packaged. I actually got four attachments as opposed to two which was a very nice surprise - although the way it was packed did make me wonder if it was because they had more attachments than bubble wrap and decided f*** it that'll do just as well. Never mind - never look a gift horse in the (free!) c**k! I lubed up, assumed the position and thought, well here goes nothing! To my shock I hit the ceiling scarcely three minutes after starting On. The. Lowest. Setting. Which is something which NEVER happens that quickly for me even with heavy stimulation. And each and every time afterwards has been faster than I have ever managed before - solo or partnered. It has only one downside. The noise. The metal gears give it the power to do what it does - and does so well - but my god. It's not necessarily loud, but it is distinctive. It's like a tractor chewing gravel. Like a 1990s Ford Fiesta's engine begging for mercy while grinding its way up a 1:1 incline. Imagine one of those massive industrial Victorian looms rattling back and forth and you're about right. But crucially, when it's doing it's thing, you could not care less about the noise. You're so caught up in the feeling that your brain kinda does a mental keysmash and refuses to process anything other than UmMmmMyEEesSSplLEaSe!! tldr: in terms of volume, about as discrete as a rock, painted neon, covered in flashing lights and tinsel and flung through a window. But my heck you do not care. If you have roommates/kids/thin walls, be strategic about when you use. But. My. God. Use. It.

Well what can I say, it does not disappoint! The two sizes give me choice and pleasure that I have never had before! My boyfriend cannot compete with such a machine and it hits the spot without a doubt. I can never cum to normal sex, unless I use a vibrator during it. I first used this machine a few days after it arrived, boyfriend was out for an hour so I used it to my advantage and what can I say it hit the spot and it knows what's it doing. The auto setting on the remote had me wet in seconds and screaming with pleasure. I then went on to ride the machine and ended up cumming in minutes. I feel a little guilty as we agreed we would use it as a couple the first time but been horny and no sex for weeks I couldn't resist. Let's just say goodbye to the nights where he doesn't satisfy me, I can now use my machine when alone and it's like having a real man that knows what he is doing and how to please a woman. The only disadvantage is anytime we do it now I want my machine as he is quite small and cums too quick but that's another story. This machine will not disappoint!

I love this machine, I got it very discreetly packed, once I set it up which is simple I had to take a shot, I put a condom on the 7.5 Inc 1 and lubed it up with my ass and I set it to the random it had me pre cumin and dripping it everywhere, I rod it back n forward up n down as it pounded away at my ass, it had me cumin within 10 minutes I couldn't contain my load anymore, il be using this more than my partner he can't hit that spot this machine can ;) it has alot more power and left my legs trembling which hasn't happening years.