• Prepare for a tongue lashing with this dimension-defying suction dildo

• Ultra-flexible and smooth silicone shifts its shape to slurp your sweet spots 

• Graduate 9.2 insertable inches of tapered girth for an immense stretch!

Lick your love-life into a state of lustful abandon with The Linguist Monster Pink Tongue Dildo.

At 9.2-inches long, whet your appetite with water-based lube to mount this magenta beast. Perfect for those who are hungry for more; experience 450g of silken silicone with a curvy, tapered design that grows to a gigantic girth of 7.2-inches!

Featuring an ultra-smooth, flexible body and sturdy suction base; secure The Linguist to any solid, flat surface to stretch your sense of satisfaction beyond believable bounds.

Colour Pink
Material Silicone
Please Note This product does not contain latex or phthalates
Features Strong suction cup for hands free play, tapered shaft, flexible
Length 9.2 inches
Diameter 2.3 inches at widest
Weight 450g

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Service Order Cut Off Times Cost Free Over
Express Tracked - Next Day Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun) £5.49
Premium Tracked - 1-2 Days Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun) £4.99  
Economy Tracked 2-5 Days Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun) £4.49 £49.99
Rapid Tracked - Next Day
(UK Mainland Only)
Orders need to be placed by 5:15pm Mon-Fri (by 12pm Sat) £6.99  
DPD Tracked - 1 Day
(UK Mainland Only)
Orders need to be placed by 5pm Mon-Fri (by 1pm Sat/Sun) £7.99
Tracked Freight - Over 30kg
(UK Mainland Only, Bulky Items)
Orders need to be placed by 4pm Mon-Fri £19.99 £499.99

If you require further information, please contact our customer services team. 

Customer reviews for The Linguist Monster Pink Tongue Dildo - 9.2 Inch

Average Rating: 5
4 reviews Leave a Review
  • Rim heaven
    This is my new warm up toy. The tip is quite narrow and slender but it flares out quite nicely at the base. The material is quite malleable so it gently opens you up as you push back onto it. I love putting this on the shower tiles and slamming myself back onto this. Being very smooth it doesn't need a lot of lube to slide nicely into your arse and start stretching you out.
    This gets used daily and is one of my favourites
  • My new starter toy
    Bought this as it's a bit quirky and I'm really pleased I did. Fantastic feel as goes in and it has just the right balance of flexibility and firmness to nicely stretch and fill my arse. Also found I was able to insert this without lube. I got a bit over eager first time and just stuck it in there(I usually start with a glass toy) but it slid all the way in quite nicely. Very nice feel to this and the suction cup is really well shaped allowing for some good hands free and firm riding. I spent about twenty minutes riding this in the shower. It's well worth buying
  • Leaving us speachless
    Honestly, I predominantly bought this for display because I believe I have vaginismus AND vestibulodynia so no chance of using it on myself HOWEVER around the same time I got a new partner and he is now absolutely in love with this toy. He can't take it all in and it's hard to use on a harness because of how heavy it is but otherwise, we both adore it and it's our go-to when he wants some extra monster love
  • fun and different
    I was looking for something fun and different bought this as toy to share and use with my wife. Delivery was on time and discretely packaged as per normal which is always a good start. Obviously I was super keen to see it so opened up the box and took it out. Wow - naughty, pink and large looking was my first reaction. I used it solo first during anal play after starting with a smaller disco. I took it slow due to it being over 9 inches long and over 7 inches wide. It felt firm enough to insert but its also soft enough and flexible enough to enjoy. The texture is a nicely graded and enjoyable silicone and I was able to insert about 95% of it. Being a slightly unusual shape and girth at over 7 inches it does require plenty of lube and a little time to work yourself onto it. Overall I enjoyed it most when inserted to about 8 inches otherwise it can start to be a little uncomfortable when 9+ inches are inside.

    I used with my wife vaginally the next day. Very similar to me she was drawn to the vibrant,colour, nice feel and shape. Again we started with a smaller disco but quickly worked up to this and she quickly moved onto this tongue and enjoyed it being slid inside her. She felt most comfortable with about 7 inches in her and said she really enjoyed the toy.

    We are looking forward to the next session.
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