Wow...
Gotta admit, I was sceptical, but after using it a few times, it's going to be a firm fave. Always wanted something a bit more automated, and this is a good first entry.
I'm a bit bigger than average, the actual depth is quite shallow, causing a bit of stop/start, but once you hit that sweet spot it's great.
It's not really like sex, more like a BJ, the texture is like hundreds of little tongues, which swirl around and go back and forth.
The moaning feature doesn't really do much for me, it was exciting at first, but is the same sound bite over and over (it's fine for a bit of audio stimulation in a pinch)
The actual noise of the machine is pretty good, I've masked it in the bathroom by running a tap (when partner is home)
In terms of programmes, it does a wide range, start off slow, all the way to my god this is gonna send me over the edge. Only niggle is the cycle goes 1 way, so if you're a bit over eager you'll end up back at setting 1 and have to cycle all the way back round to get back to where you were.
Can't comment on battery life, used it once straight out of the box, and twice since charging it (I've only had it a day) but if you keep it charged, it shouldn't be a problem.
In terms of cleaning, despite what the other review said, you can pull out the sleeve to clean it easily (this worried me a bit when ordering). There are 2 caps, one for the opening and one for the device itself. I actually prefer to remove both as the 'vagina' hole doesn't add anything, and seeing the machine doing it's thing gives me easier control to keep it running smoothly.
All in all a great bit of kit. I really hope I don't burn it out as I'm going to be using it loads. Stuff like this really is the future, I can only hope I live to see an actual sex robot. As long as it doesn't go Blade Runner. In the meantime, you shouldn't have that problem with this. Hopefully.