Penis Pasta

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• There's nothing more romantic than a homemade bowl of cock and balls!

• Included raunchy recipe for your delicious date nights, horny hen-dos and steamy stags

• Made from 100% Italian Durum wheat; this 200g bag of dicks feeds four

Have you ever wished there was a pasta shape out there that fulfilled your love of cock? Well then, Penis Pasta is the food for you!

This 200g bag of tasty Italian wangs is perfect for serving with meaty balls and homemade white sauce. It's bound to be a hit at meal times, whether it's the main course at your hen-do, stag or romantic dinner party. Just don't overcook; No one likes a limp noodle!

Shape	Penis
Ingredients	Durum wheat, semolina
Allergens	Durum Wheat contains Gluten. May contain unavoidable traces of egg, mustard and soy due to manufacturing process

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Service	Order Cut Off Times	Cost	Free Over
Express Tracked - Next Day	Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun)	£5.49
Premium Tracked - 1-2 Days	Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun)	£4.99
Economy Tracked 2-5 Days	Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun)	£4.49	£49.99
Rapid Tracked - Next Day (UK Mainland Only)	Orders need to be placed by 5:15pm Mon-Fri (by 12pm Sat)	£6.99
DPD Tracked - 1 Day (UK Mainland Only)	Orders need to be placed by 5pm Mon-Fri (by 1pm Sat/Sun)	£7.99
Tracked Freight - Over 30kg (UK Mainland Only, Bulky Items)	Orders need to be placed by 4pm Mon-Fri	£19.99	£499.99