Offensive Office Stationery

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• Make HR sweat with these naughty scribblers

• 5 assorted clicker ballpoint pens with different bold slogans to subtly offend your colleagues

• Subtle black design with dirty phrases in gold print throw a subtle shade

Make admin fun with this mischievous collection of Offensive Office Stationery.

We've all had days when the office can just fuck off but can't get away with a sweary outburst. So use these pens to sign important documents and cards instead, or display them as iconic desk accessories. Loan specific pens out to your victims of choice, but don’t let human resources catch you! Choose which pen’s message resonates with you the most:

1. Actually, just fuck off.

2. Hands off my pen, prick.

3. I wish I could fucking spell.

4. Property of Cunty McFuckface.

5. These dull fuckers think I'm working.

The perfect novelty toy for Christmas stocking fillers or as a last-second birthday present, put a smile on your mate’s face by gifting them these cheeky pens.

Contents	5 Various Clicker Ballpoint Pens, Each With A Unique Message
Colour	Black Pens With Gold Text

Same Day Dispatch - Discreet Delivery and Billing

Service	Order Cut Off Times	Cost	Free Over
Express Tracked - Next Day	Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun)	£5.49
Premium Tracked - 1-2 Days	Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun)	£4.99
Economy Tracked 2-5 Days	Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun)	£4.49	£49.99
Rapid Tracked - Next Day (UK Mainland Only)	Orders need to be placed by 5:15pm Mon-Fri (by 12pm Sat)	£6.99
DPD Tracked - 1 Day (UK Mainland Only)	Orders need to be placed by 5pm Mon-Fri (by 1pm Sat/Sun)	£7.99
Tracked Freight - Over 30kg (UK Mainland Only, Bulky Items)	Orders need to be placed by 4pm Mon-Fri	£19.99	£499.99