Cockumber Grocery Green Dildo – 9 Inch

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• It is oh-so filling but not calorie-dense; you won't have to worry about this cuke going off

• Tapered and cylindrical, just like the real thing, take this pickle for a wild ride

• Novelty texture to stimulate you internally and externally for an au natural orgasm

Get one of your five-a-day served-up Bondara style with this juicy-looking cucumber doppelganger.

This girthy Green Dildo will fulfil your wildest vegetable aisle fantasies that you can't stop thinking about as you do the weekly shop. As you do you, you'll feel the bobbly vertical textures as you grip around this toy. A gag gift that you can literally gag on, this healthy snack alternative will have you riding and grinding for internal and external clitoral stimulation.

Remember to wash this salad component lookalike with warm water and antibacterial soap before and after use, dry thoroughly, and store in a cool, dry place. Just don't take a bite out of it!

Colour	Green
Material	PVC
Features	Cucumber shaped dildo with a tapered tip & various bobbly textures over the shaft.
Total Length	9 Inches
Circumference	5 Inches

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Service	Order Cut Off Times	Cost	Free Over
Express Tracked - Next Day	Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun)	£5.49
Premium Tracked - 1-2 Days	Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun)	£4.99
Economy Tracked 2-5 Days	Orders need to be placed by 11pm Mon-Fri (by 4pm Sun)	£4.49	£49.99
Rapid Tracked - Next Day (UK Mainland Only)	Orders need to be placed by 5:15pm Mon-Fri (by 12pm Sat)	£6.99
DPD Tracked - 1 Day (UK Mainland Only)	Orders need to be placed by 5pm Mon-Fri (by 1pm Sat/Sun)	£7.99
Tracked Freight - Over 30kg (UK Mainland Only, Bulky Items)	Orders need to be placed by 4pm Mon-Fri	£19.99	£499.99

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Customer reviews for Cockumber Grocery Green Dildo – 9 Inch

Average Rating: 5

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….How you use the Cucumber - Remember that old joke

what’s the difference between salad and sex? How you use the cucumber. That couldn’t ring more true with this toy. Ideal for a novelty gift for a hen weekend/birthday. That said, this also gets the job done!! Large at 9 inches, hard plastic, with LOTS of texture. This is a cute little no frills toy that packs a big punch. Really easy to clean. A unique addition to your toy drawer.