Secret Santa
Get them a Secret Santa gift they'll remember for years to come. Choose from a huge range of naughty novelties, X-rated books, games and more. Perfect for a mischievous co-worker, horny friend, or as a naughty stocking filler, these Secret Santa gifts promise to create a laugh! Plus, don't miss free delivery on orders over £39.99!
Porn Sperm - 125ml
• Smooth and high-quality fake sperm
• Imitates the look and consistency of cum
• Perfect for fetish play
See product informationClone a Willy Light Tone Vibrating Kit
• Double-up on the fun with this Clone a Willy kit
• Create a vibrating replica of yours or your partner's penis
• Easy to use with impressive results!
See product informationBondage Pocket Book
• Easy-to-follow book includes photographs and step-by-step guides for rope bondage
• Covers the basics, essential safety tips and 32 knots and ties
• Hardcover and travel-sized – perfect for kinky weekends away!
See product informationClone a Willy Glow in the Dark Vibrating Kit
• Allows you to make a lifelike vibrating silicone replica of your partner's penis
• Guaranteed to put a smile of your partner's face whatever the weather
• Fantastic gift for birthdays, hen and stag parties and Valentine's!
See product informationBondara Chocolate Body Paint - 100ml
• Delicious edible chocolate body paint for extra-sweet foreplay.
• Ideal for drizzling onto and licking off your partner’s skin.
See product informationCloneboy Create Your Own Suction Cup Dildo Kit
• Ensure your partner’s penis is never far away
• Suction cup base for a wild, hands-free ride
• Great results in four easy-to-follow steps
See product informationBedroom Commands Card Set
• Inspiring the confidence you need to Dominate in the bedroom with X-rated instructions
• Two decks of cards, each tailored to his and her sexual fantasies
See product informationSucculent Willie Lollipop
• Practice your sucking action with this willy lollipop
• Strawberry flavour promises a sweet treat
• Perfect for a hen night or X-rated party
See product informationGlow in the Dark Erotic Dice
• Who said turning the lights off is such a bad thing?
• Let the glow-in-the-dark dice illuminate your bedroom as you take your go
• Multiple sexy combinations for you and your partner to try out together
See product informationBlow Job Undies
• Be prepared for some downstairs action with these men's undies
• Framed with lips, the front opening directs your playmate to your penis
• Soft and stretchy pants make a perfect, fun bedroom outfit
See product informationGrow Your Own Willy
• Some people like to grow flowers, others like to grow willies
• Soak this miniature cock in water and watch it expand!
• A grower, not a show-er! Expands up to 600% its size
See product informationCandy Posing Pouch
• A sweet treat for all you candy lovers
• Keeps his package safely hidden away
• Nibble and suck your way to the goodies beneath
See product informationWilly Weight Lift
• Get ready for a willy workout!
• Curved bar sits over the penis
• Swap leg day for cock day
See product informationGrow Your Own Boobs
• Fun and compact novelty toy that will work perfectly as a stocking filler or Secret Santa gift
• Includes one set of super absorbent boobies
• Simply add to water and watch the boobs grow up to 600% bigger!
See product informationEdible Anus Chocolates
• It’s always awful when you buy someone a terrible present. You know it. They know it - but with these chocolates, fear no more
• Satisfy their sweet tooth with six, milk chocolates
• Get up close and personal as you lick, suck and bite on these anus treats
See product informationMeasure Your Sperm Gauge
• Are you a supersoaker or a dribbler?
• Discover what every man secretly wants to know (they just may not realise it yet!)
• Less than 3ml and, sorry, you’ve got junk spunk. Over 9ml and you have super sperm – congratulations!
See product informationDuck with a Dick
• Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water
• Bath time is set to become a lively affair!
• Surprise unsuspecting bathers with his erect, ducky dick
See product informationBigger Or Smaller Penis Card Game
• Teeny peen or big ol' bulge? Guarantee giggles with this adult card game
• Guess if the penis on the next card is bigger or smaller to win
• Get it wrong and take a shot, play truth or dare, or strip off a piece of clothing!
• Perfect hen party entertainment for two or more players
See product informationThe Boob Mug
• Drinking mug designed in the shape of a single boob
• Nipple hole for drinking from
• Made of ceramic for a quality and dishwasher safe finish
See product informationStress Willy
• Grab a pair of balls and give them a firm squeeze
• Cocksure stress-reliever always returns to original shape
• Perfect gift for a frustrated friend or colleague
See product informationStress Bum
• Life getting you down? Grab these bouncy butt-cheeks for an instant pick-me-up
• Removable hot pink thong for sexy squeezes on a bare behind
• The perfect present for a stressed out friend
See product informationAfter Dinner Nipples
• Mint chocolate flavoured nipple shaped mints.
• Come in an after mint dinner box.
• Freshen your breath by sucking on some nipples.
See product informationGay Sex Card Game
• Gay sex card game with detailed illustrative pictures.
• For men who love men; play the game and learn more about your lover’s loves, likes and lusts.
• Includes 50 Gay Sex Cards with interesting sex positions, 3 Rule Cards, and 1 Unleash Your Fantasy Card.
See product informationJIZZ The Drinking Game
• A game that combines willies and drinking…need we say more?
• Fill the willy with your favourite drink, spin the wheel and get pumping!
• Watch out! It can blow its load at any time!
See product informationScandalous Candles Black Butt Plug Decorative Candle - 4 Inch
• This sexy statement candle is shaped just like a butt plug!
• Black 4-inch decorative candle adds an erotic edge to your home decor
• A unique gift idea for your bum fun lover
Scandalous Candles Penis Decorative Candle - 6 Inch
• Realistic cock candle is an arousing addition to your interior
• 6-inch decorative candle is shaped just like a hard, juicy dick
• A naughty gift idea for Valentine's Day, bachelor and hen parties
Cock Socks
• Boost your morning glory! These explicit socks will put a smile on your face
• Fat ones, thin ones, big ones, small ones – this penile pair has it all!
• Put your best foot forward with these adult-only novelty socks
See product informationStress Balls
• Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever!
• Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal
• Perfect gift for someone who's being driven "nuts"
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