{"id":5081,"date":"2014-05-28T10:03:17","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T09:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/?p=5081"},"modified":"2015-07-14T11:11:00","modified_gmt":"2015-07-14T10:11:00","slug":"masturbating-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbating-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Why you should be masturbating&#8230; right now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you love to masturbate, then well done.\u00a0We approve!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6900\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbating-right-now\/attachment\/tumblr_inline_mqqg8nuilq1qz4rgp\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_inline_mqqg8nUIlQ1qz4rgp.gif?fit=500%2C240&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,240\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tumblr_inline_mqqg8nUIlQ1qz4rgp\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_inline_mqqg8nUIlQ1qz4rgp.gif?fit=500%2C240&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" size-full wp-image-6900 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_inline_mqqg8nUIlQ1qz4rgp.gif?resize=500%2C240&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"tumblr_inline_mqqg8nUIlQ1qz4rgp\" width=\"500\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When it comes to masturbation, there is no end to the rumours and myths out there telling you why you shouldn&#8217;t be doing it. For one thing, you\u2019ll probably go blind, you\u2019ll be impotent in later life, it will make you tired and sluggish, it will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands and the hair on your head to fall out &#8211; just to name a few.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/ryan-gosling-fans-anna-kendrick.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6899\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbating-right-now\/attachment\/ryan-gosling-fans-anna-kendrick\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/ryan-gosling-fans-anna-kendrick.gif?fit=500%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,309\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ryan-gosling-fans-anna-kendrick\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/ryan-gosling-fans-anna-kendrick.gif?fit=500%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" size-full wp-image-6899 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/ryan-gosling-fans-anna-kendrick.gif?resize=500%2C309&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"ryan-gosling-fans-anna-kendrick\" width=\"500\" height=\"309\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But the truth is,\u00a0masturbation is as healthy as brushing your teeth! The benefits differ slightly for men and woman, but make no mistake &#8211; everyone could gain from a little alone time here and there.<\/p>\n<p>One of the lesser known facts about masturbation is that it is in fact a very healthy thing to do. Some experts claim that men who frequently masturbate are less susceptible to diseases because the act of ejaculating flushes out toxins from their systems. This is the same for women as well. When rubbing one out, the blood flow to a woman\u2019s pelvis and cervix is increased, not only will this flush out old bacteria (which helps with getting rid of urinary tract infections) but it can also be a huge pain reliever for those suffering from menstrual cramps.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_lr4bn4Bfz51qizvnso1_500.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6902\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbating-right-now\/attachment\/tumblr_lr4bn4bfz51qizvnso1_500\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_lr4bn4Bfz51qizvnso1_500.gif?fit=500%2C295&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,295\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tumblr_lr4bn4Bfz51qizvnso1_500\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_lr4bn4Bfz51qizvnso1_500.gif?fit=500%2C295&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" size-full wp-image-6902 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_lr4bn4Bfz51qizvnso1_500.gif?resize=500%2C295&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"tumblr_lr4bn4Bfz51qizvnso1_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"295\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If that isn&#8217;t enough to have you reaching for the lube then how about if I tell you masturbation can improve your sleep.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/masturbation-boon-curse.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6897\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbating-right-now\/attachment\/masturbation-boon-curse\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/masturbation-boon-curse.jpg?fit=500%2C280&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,280\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"masturbation-boon-curse\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/masturbation-boon-curse.jpg?fit=500%2C280&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" size-full wp-image-6897 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/masturbation-boon-curse.jpg?resize=500%2C280&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"masturbation-boon-curse\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/masturbation-boon-curse.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/masturbation-boon-curse.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dopamine is a hormone that is released during orgasm that is largely responsible for the classic \u2018afterglow\u2019 making you feel calm, satisfied and happy \u2013 the perfect state to help you drift off to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>These points just skim the surface of how masturbation can improve your health, but there are also lots of non-medical reasons why getting handsy with yourself will improve the way you feel. First off, it makes you feel good.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/776649.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6892\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbating-right-now\/attachment\/776649\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/776649.gif?fit=480%2C264&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,264\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"776649\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/776649.gif?fit=480%2C264&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" size-full wp-image-6892 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/776649.gif?resize=480%2C264&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"776649\" width=\"480\" height=\"264\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This might seem like the obvious argument, and it is, but it should not be overlooked that if we masturbate we feel good and if we feel good we are more upbeat, happy and confident. The hormone levels of dopamine and epinephrine in our bodies rise when we orgasm. These hormones will make us feel happy, relieve emotional stress and sort out any hormonal imbalances in the body that are making us feel bad. In other words, orgasms are your body\u2019s natural pick me up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/beach-sexy-dance-gif.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6894\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbating-right-now\/attachment\/beach-sexy-dance-gif\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/beach-sexy-dance-gif.gif?fit=400%2C251&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,251\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"beach-sexy-dance-gif\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/beach-sexy-dance-gif.gif?fit=400%2C251&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" size-full wp-image-6894 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/beach-sexy-dance-gif.gif?resize=400%2C251&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"beach-sexy-dance-gif\" width=\"400\" height=\"251\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One of the most important things about masturbation that people most often forget is the way it improves your sex life! Think about it &#8211; if you don\u2019t know what it is that your body prefers then how is anyone else going to be able to figure it out? Lack of masturbation is one of the biggest reasons for bad sex.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/anigif_enhanced-22156-1418777315-17.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6893\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbating-right-now\/attachment\/anigif_enhanced-22156-1418777315-17\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/anigif_enhanced-22156-1418777315-17.gif?fit=500%2C278&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,278\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"anigif_enhanced-22156-1418777315-17\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/anigif_enhanced-22156-1418777315-17.gif?fit=500%2C278&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" size-full wp-image-6893 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/anigif_enhanced-22156-1418777315-17.gif?resize=500%2C278&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"anigif_enhanced-22156-1418777315-17\" width=\"500\" height=\"278\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not only will you know yourself better after you&#8217;ve explored a bit, but you know what they say, practice makes perfect! Like any muscle in your body, if you use it frequently enough then it will get stronger. Men will find themselves having a lot more stamina in the sack and women will find it much easier to get to the point of orgasm. Who wouldn&#8217;t want that?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_lgyixkolDZ1qalxhm.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6901\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbating-right-now\/attachment\/tumblr_lgyixkoldz1qalxhm\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_lgyixkolDZ1qalxhm.gif?fit=500%2C207&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,207\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tumblr_lgyixkolDZ1qalxhm\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_lgyixkolDZ1qalxhm.gif?fit=500%2C207&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" size-full wp-image-6901 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_lgyixkolDZ1qalxhm.gif?resize=500%2C207&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"tumblr_lgyixkolDZ1qalxhm\" width=\"500\" height=\"207\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So if you\u2019re having trouble convincing yourself to take matters into your own hands, these benefits should give you a good indication of what masturbation can do to your body, your emotions and even your love life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you love to masturbate, then well done.\u00a0We approve! When it comes to masturbation, there is no end to the rumours and myths out there telling you why you shouldn&#8217;t be doing it. For one thing, you\u2019ll probably go blind, you\u2019ll be impotent in later life, it will make you tired and sluggish, it will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":6897,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2260],"tags":[353,428],"class_list":["post-5081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","tag-masturbation","tag-sexual-health"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Why you should be masturbating...right now | Bondara Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"If you love to masturbate, then well done.\u00a0We approve! 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