{"id":33916,"date":"2025-05-16T14:11:45","date_gmt":"2025-05-16T13:11:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/?p=33916"},"modified":"2025-05-16T14:11:45","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T13:11:45","slug":"fap-or-false-more-masturbation-myths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/fap-or-false-more-masturbation-myths\/","title":{"rendered":"Fap Or False? More Masturbation Myths"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re back with more masturbation myths! There&#8217;s too much masturbatory-misinformation out there; let&#8217;s get the record straight and rub one out without the fake news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-dots\"\/>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May is all about embracing that ultimate act of self-care: self-love. It&#8217;s perfectly normal and feels good, but between stigma, taboo, and plain ol&#8217; buzzkills, there&#8217;s a lot of outdated nonsense intended to make you feel ashamed or &#8216;wrong&#8217;. Bugger to that!<\/p>\n\n\n\t<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-gif aligncenter\">\n\t\t<figure>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-gif-wrapper\" style=\"padding-top:56%\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<iframe src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/PpUZc6q8HCGI3Xbo7t\" title=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/freeform-youre-wrong-grand-cayman-secrets-in-paradise-i-gotta-correct-you-PpUZc6q8HCGI3Xbo7t\"><\/iframe>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Myth #1 &#8211; It Gives You Erectile Dysfunction<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FALSE &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nhsinform.scot\/illnesses-and-conditions\/sexual-and-reproductive\/erectile-dysfunction-impotence?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">Erectile Dysfunction (ED)<\/a> is a condition where your body loses the ability to maintain or get an erection. There are all sorts of causes, from medication to smoking, but masturbation doesn&#8217;t rank!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:67%\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you find it harder to &#8216;get it up&#8217; while wanking or with your partner it&#8217;s more likely that you&#8217;ve become used to your own touch or certain sensations. In particular <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebody.com\/article\/death-grip-masturbation?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">&#8216;death grip syndrome&#8217; (DGS)<\/a> is caused by gripping your cock too hard and too often that your body gets used to an unnatural level of tightness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So vary up your wanking technique! This could mean using a different <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">sex toy<\/a> or changing which hand you use. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/brands\/fleshlight?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">Fleshlight&#8217;s<\/a> are one of the most popular <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/male-sex-toys\/masturbators?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">masturbators<\/a> for people who are trying to rehabilitate their rods from DGS.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/fleshlight-quickshot-turbo-blue-ice-masturbator-5-inch?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/media\/products\/342b0122-f6e1-4dc3-a17f-3cd3f0da96a0\/c1f820ab-e9be-4b4a-949a-ef60534912c7\/c\/fl09-large.webp?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - Fap Or False? More Masturbation Myths - \nFleshlight Quickshot Turbo Blue Ice Masturbator - 4.5 Inch\n\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/male-sex-toys\/masturbators\/neutral-masturbators?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">Neutral Masturbators<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Myth #2 &#8211; It Makes You Hornier<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TRUE sort of &#8211; If you&#8217;ve found your sex drive has stalled, a little <a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/how-masturbation-affects_b_11015814?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">self<\/a>&#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/how-masturbation-affects_b_11015814?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">stimulation can resuscitate your libido<\/a>. Not only does it help you learn what your body likes, making any pleasure more efficient, especially if you share your self-knowledge with your partner. Think of it like letting the engine warm up before driving!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">However, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/uk\/love-sex\/sex\/a15881530\/masturbation-addiction\/?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">masturbation can be addictive<\/a>, just like sex. There&#8217;s no set number for &#8216;masturbating too much&#8217;, but as long as rubbing one out isn&#8217;t preventing you from living a normal, healthy, satisfying life, you&#8217;re fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\t<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-gif aligncenter\">\n\t\t<figure>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-gif-wrapper\" style=\"padding-top:51%\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<iframe src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/SnI4PT0K7hoJi\" title=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/melissa-joan-hart-SnI4PT0K7hoJi\"><\/iframe>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Myth #3 &#8211; It&#8217;s Unhealthy<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FALSE &#8211; Actually, it&#8217;s the opposite. Giving yourself an orgasm, regardless of gender, can help you get better sleep, and the <a href=\"https:\/\/my.clevelandclinic.org\/health\/articles\/24332-masturbation?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">endorphin release can relieve stress and headaches<\/a>. Some people (myself included) claim that regular orgasms help keep them looking younger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For women masturbation can help reduce pain during sex by training your brain to associate the vagina with pleasure. It can even reduce <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-aids-lubes-fun\/female-sex-aids?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">vaginal dryness<\/a> and atrophy over time. There&#8217;s even a possibility that <a href=\"https:\/\/theconversation.com\/does-ejaculating-often-reduce-your-risk-of-prostate-cancer-228166?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">masturbation reduces a man&#8217;s risk of prostate cancer<\/a> (however, this isn&#8217;t proven, so please go to your checkups).<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"706\" height=\"494\" data-attachment-id=\"33945\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/fap-or-false-more-masturbation-myths\/attachment\/young-handsome-doctor-surgeon-man-over-isolated-background-looking-at-the-camera-blowing-a-kiss-with-hand-on-air-being-lovely-and-sexy-love-expression\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Bondara-Sex-Toys-Blog-More-Masturbation-Myths.jpg?fit=706%2C494&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"706,494\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Getty Images&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Young handsome doctor surgeon man over isolated background looking at the camera blowing a kiss with hand on air being lovely and sexy. 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Love expression.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Bondara-Sex-Toys-Blog-More-Masturbation-Myths.jpg?fit=706%2C494&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Bondara-Sex-Toys-Blog-More-Masturbation-Myths.jpg?resize=706%2C494&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - Fap Or False? 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Sure, using your vibe on the highest setting might make some of the 8,000 nerve endings on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.healthline.com\/health\/healthy-sex\/overusing-vibrator-sensitivity?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">clitoris feel numb<\/a>, but it&#8217;s just overstimulation. It&#8217;s not harmful, it&#8217;s temporary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unsurprisingly, this claim seems to have grown out of the &#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/life-style\/manosphere-adolescence-misogyny-gaming-b2735046.html?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">manosphere<\/a>&#8216;, I would assume as an excuse for insecure men who can&#8217;t sexually satisfy their partner. Gee guys, I can&#8217;t imagine why she&#8217;s not cum after you&#8217;ve been DJ-ing her left flap for 30 seconds. It <em>must <\/em>be the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys\/vibrators?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">virbator<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33%\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/throbber-pastel-pink-tapping-clitoral-stimulator?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/media\/products\/dca9bc51-9680-43de-b2af-9f0005076f82\/97820466-a409-4ac1-9cb2-2bf8b88f546d\/c\/ft67-large.webp?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - Fap Or False? More Masturbation Myths - \nThrobber Pastel Pink Tapping Clitoral Stimulator\n\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys\/vibrators\/clitoral-suction-vibrators?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">Clitoral Suction Vibrators<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Myth #5 &#8211; Corn Flakes Were Invented To Prevent Masturbation<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FALSE sort of &#8211; John Harvey Kellogg invented cornflakes as an easy-to-digest breakfast food in his Victorian push for healthy living, along with cold baths, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mentalfloss.com\/article\/32042\/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">yoghurt enemas<\/a>, and, erm, eugenics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kellogg had some serious hangups about masturbation and believed in strictly abstaining from sexual activity &#8211; even between married couples. He claimed a &#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/inews.co.uk\/news\/corn-flakes-why-invented-kelloggs-dyspepsia-origins-masturbation-explained-328016?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=masturbation_myths_2025\">simple, pure and unstimulating diet<\/a>&#8216; would discourage masturbation. Corn flakes just happen to fit that criteria&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\t<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-gif aligncenter\">\n\t\t<figure>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-gif-wrapper\" style=\"padding-top:55%\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<iframe src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/t9LC8NnZfskkuoFVe6\" title=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/cbs-ghosts-ghostscbs-cbs-t9LC8NnZfskkuoFVe6\"><\/iframe>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/figure>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-dots\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now go forth and jerk your gerkin\/flick your bean, shame-free and satisfaction (more or less) guaranteed. Don&#8217;t forget to check out our previous blogs about masturbation myths:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/5-myths-about-masturbation\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/two-cheerful-young-girls-dressed-in-summer-clothes-picture-id1326388811.jpg?w=672&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/5-myths-about-masturbation\/\">5 Myths About Masturbation<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/sexual-health\/busting-5-more-masturbation-myths\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Masturbation-Myths-iStock.jpg?w=672&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/sexual-health\/busting-5-more-masturbation-myths\/\">Busting 5 More Masturbation Myths<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: EP. 6 - Pride Month: Fabulosa! 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