{"id":33894,"date":"2025-05-02T13:00:47","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T12:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/?p=33894"},"modified":"2026-05-14T16:38:03","modified_gmt":"2026-05-14T15:38:03","slug":"masturbation-may-wanks-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/masturbation-may-wanks-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Masturbation May: Wanks of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

May! It’s that time of year again, International Masturbation Month. We’re kicking off the month with your fapping faves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Disclaimer: These<\/em> are ALL real reviews. Grammar and spelling have been corrected for readability (and my sanity), but the originals may be found in the review section of each product page.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Handheld Hero Rechargeable Vibrating Masturbator<\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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The Best Sex Toy I’ve Ever Used<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This thing is incredible. Squeeze it, and it creates a suction seal strong enough that you can let go, and it’ll hang there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Great for hands free, but also feels like a vibrating blowjob<\/a> when squeezed in combination with lube<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Vibrating Masturbators<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Ivy Green 2-in-1 Wand & G-Spot Vibrator<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Wanderfully Good<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sir is a fan of the colour; however, holds some concern about what the HSE would say about hand-arm vibration syndrome. On a serious note, we like this wand<\/a>; it’s stronger than our previous one, but much more versatile with not too much curvature, perfect for fun alone or with another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sir&Subby<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Massage Wand Vibrators<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

The Kraken Monster Tentacle Dildo<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Slither Me Timbers!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This toy has been a brilliant addition to the collection. It starts off so thin at the top it\u2019s like a little tease but as you work it in it will soon open you up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is a great toy to use if you are curious about trying something larger<\/a> because the insertable length will be ideal for most, plus the way it gets thicker towards the base will give you the experience of a stretch without having to commit to all or nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And the suckers are a stroke of genius because if you apply lube<\/a> over the larger ones, it sort of pools there ensuring you\u2019ll be slick as you enjoy playing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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The Monsters<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Vibe-Stryker Remote Butt Plug & Cock Ring<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Worth every penny<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nice plug<\/a> to get your rocks off. Delivers a great mix of pulsating vibrations so you can choose your favourite. Smooth and effortlessly slips in with a little lube<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cock ring<\/a> will keep you nice and hard. Delivers you to a great climax and well worth the money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– BillyRay<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Prostate Massagers<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Bell-Pop Vibrating Nipple & Clit Pump<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Naughty Experience<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This pump<\/a>\/vibrator<\/a> works so well! Because of the vibrating function, every time I pumped, I felt more sensitive down there. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I took the pump off, my clit was fully erect and had doubled in size. I just used my fingers to rub my sweet spot, but I squirted<\/a> within seconds. Highly recommend!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Florence<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Nipple & Clit Toys<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Womanizer Enhance Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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This suction and vibrating toy<\/a> delivers intense, targeted stimulation that\u2019s perfect for fast, powerful climaxes or slow, teasing build-ups. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The combination of deep vibrations and rhythmic suction feels incredibly close to oral sex<\/a>, with multiple settings to match your mood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Womanizer<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Cuspid Silicone Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Great cock ring<\/a>. Better if, like me, you’re rather on the large side and thick girth. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fits nicely on my shaft. My girlfriend loves and enjoys vibrating ears<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– A & B<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Vibrating Cock Rings<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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These are our customers’ top picks to get you through May, which one are you adding to your basket? Or leave your suggestions in the comments so someone else can get off<\/s> celebrate this marvellous month.<\/p>\n\n\n\t

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