{"id":32164,"date":"2024-07-26T12:21:39","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T11:21:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/?p=32164"},"modified":"2024-07-26T12:21:39","modified_gmt":"2024-07-26T11:21:39","slug":"is-your-sex-toy-an-olympic-gold-winner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/is-your-sex-toy-an-olympic-gold-winner\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Your Sex Toy An Olympic Gold Winner?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Paris, the city of lights… of love… and home to the 2024 Olympic Games. Time to get in the spirit and set your own personal best with toys that come second so you can cum first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Olympics, an international competition of athletic prowess, stamina and endurance. While the athletes are busy sprinting and swimming, we can only imagine the different kinds of competitions happening back in the Olympic village<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let’s be honest, with all those fit, adrenaline-fueled bodies, once the games are over it must be one giant hotbed of hormonal antics. Apparently Olympian sex lives<\/a> have been a big deal at past Summer Olympics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSex is always an issue in the [Olympic] village… The athletes are at their physical peak. When the competition is over, they want to release their energy\u201d<\/p>Former Olympian long jumper Susen Tiedtke<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

So, we’ve selected a couple of standout newcomers that could win a gold medal in an entirely different kind of competition…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Balance Beam Bliss<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Show the judges just how you can move and strike a pose that’ll leave you breathless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The first step of building a buzzing Olympic dream team, the Poser<\/a> rivals the best floor routine when it comes to balancing stimulation and style. This poseable rabbit<\/a> can get into position and hold it so you can focus on going for gold.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Rabbit Vibrators<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Erotic Equestrians<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Give a commanding performance in the dressage with a chic riding crop<\/a>, ready to whip up the competition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With a handle that glitters with diamante crystals, the Bondara Luxe Glamour Riding Crop<\/a> pairs form with function so you’ll feel the thrill of victory with every swish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plus if you’re missing a mount, slip a ponytail hood<\/a> on your sub to make them the prettiest pony in show.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Spanking Canes, Crops & Whips<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Going home with more than just medals, condoms<\/a> have been regularly handed out at the Olympics since the AIDs crisis. This year Paris is supplying the games with 300,000 condoms<\/a>!<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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Soaring Ass<\/em>-letics<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Reach new heights of anal ecstasy and prove you can clear the bar in the pole vault. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It takes training to handle the B-Ass-Illisk Monster<\/a>, but once you take the plunge it’ll unlock an exhilarating experience as you explore your depths. Lined with scaly texture, this 24.5 inch Monster<\/a> is worthy of champions.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Large Anal Toys<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Butterfly Stroke Sensations<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Get yourself into freestyle frenzy and share a couples vibrator<\/a> with your teammate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Featuring the fluttering stimulation of a butterfly vibrator<\/a>, the Butterfly Stroke<\/a> elegantly combines strength with speed to unleash waves of satisfaction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plus, between being remote controlled and held in place by the wearer’s body, your hands are free for a breaststroke. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Butterfly Vibrators<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

The Tokyo Olympics in 2020 introduced cardboard beds, allegedly as environmentally friendly furniture but they soon raised eyebrows when people questioned whether you’d be able to have sex on one.<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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Athletes staying at Tokyo\u2019s Olympic Village have been posting images of their \u2018cardboard\u2019 beds online. Some speculated that the beds are meant to deter athletes from having sex amid COVID-19, but Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan posted a video jumping on his bed to prove otherwise. pic.twitter.com\/qHaLdCndv0<\/a><\/p>— NowThis Impact (@nowthisimpact) July 19, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote>