{"id":31091,"date":"2024-05-08T17:01:04","date_gmt":"2024-05-08T16:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/?p=31091"},"modified":"2024-05-08T17:03:06","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T16:03:06","slug":"if-eurovision-acts-were-sex-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/if-eurovision-acts-were-sex-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"If Eurovision Acts Were Sex Toys\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap wp-block-paragraph\">Tonight\u2019s the night; it&#8217;s Eurovision! What sex toy gets your points? You might not be in <a href=\"https:\/\/eurovision.tv\/event\/malmo-2024?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\">Malm\u00f6<\/a>, but you can still feel a buzz\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-dots\"\/>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sweden&#8230; a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys\/vibrators\/rabbit-vibrators?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Rabbit Vibrator<\/a> &#x1f1f8;&#x1f1ea;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With seven Eurovision victories, Sweden has brought us hit after hit.\u00a0They get you dancing\u00a0whether,\u00a0it&#8217;s ABBA, &#8216;Heroes&#8217; by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5sGOwFVUU0I&amp;pp=ygUZbWFucyB6ZXJtZWzDtnYgZXVyb3Zpc2lvbg%3D%3D&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">M\u00e5ns Zelmerl\u00f6w<\/a> from 2015, or two-times winner <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Pfo-8z86x80&amp;pp=ygUgbG9yZWVuIGV1cGhvcmlhIGV1cm92aXNpb24gMjAxMiA%3D&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Loreen<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can count on Sweden for a good time, so they are the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-purple-pleaser-10-function-rechargeable-rabbit-vibrator?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bondara Purple Pleaser<\/a>. They&#8217;re a classic for a reason! Of course, if you&#8217;re after some Swedish luxury, why not check out our stock of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/brands\/lelo?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">LELO<\/a> sex toys?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - If Eurovision Acts Were Sex Toys\u2026 - Swedish 1974 Eurovision Winner Abba\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-31267\" data-id=\"31267\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/ABBA_1.jpg?resize=800%2C450&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/ABBA_1.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/ABBA_1.jpg?resize=500%2C281&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/ABBA_1.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/ABBA_1.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/ABBA_1.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - If Eurovision Acts Were Sex Toys\u2026 - \nBondara Purple Pleaser 10 Function Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-31266\" data-id=\"31266\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cn96-large.jpg?resize=800%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cn96-large.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cn96-large.jpg?resize=500%2C500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cn96-large.jpg?resize=250%2C250&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ireland&#8230; a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys\/dildos\/double-ended-dildos?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Double-Ended Dildo<\/a> &#x1f1ee;&#x1f1ea;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ireland understands the power of two. Not only did Ireland give us the iconic twin-act <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5sGOwFVUU0I&amp;pp=ygUZbWFucyB6ZXJtZWzDtnYgZXVyb3Zpc2lvbg%3D%3D&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jedward<\/a>, but who can forget Mr Eurovision himself, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sundayworld.com\/showbiz\/music\/eurovision-legend-johnny-logan-to-return-to-contest-37-years-after-win\/a1019943710.html?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Johnny Logan<\/a>, the first performer to win Eurovision twice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For that reason, Ireland has to be represented by the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-full-up-10-function-double-penetration-dildo-6-inch?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bondara Full Up<\/a>. Double your pleasure, or share it with a friend; with 10 vibrating settings, you&#8217;ll get your fill.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"275\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - If Eurovision Acts Were Sex Toys\u2026 - Irish 2011 Eurovision Entrant Jeward\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-31258\" data-id=\"31258\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/euro-jedward.jpg?resize=550%2C275&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/euro-jedward.jpg?w=550&amp;ssl=1 550w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/euro-jedward.jpg?resize=500%2C250&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - If Eurovision Acts Were Sex Toys\u2026 - Bondara Full Up 10 Function Double Penetration Dildo\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-31257\" data-id=\"31257\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/bu09-large.jpg?resize=800%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/bu09-large.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/bu09-large.jpg?resize=500%2C500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/bu09-large.jpg?resize=250%2C250&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Australia&#8230; a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys\/butt-plugs?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Butt Plug<\/a> &#x1f1e6;&#x1f1fa;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\">If there&#8217;s something you can bet on more than France sending a ballad, it&#8217;s someone complaining, &#8220;Australia isn&#8217;t in Europe!&#8221;. However, as soon as the Aussies take the stage, like last year&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GSoy_mJMlMY&amp;pp=ygUSdm95YWdlciBldXJvdmlzaW9u&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Voyager<\/a>, you can&#8217;t help but love them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\">These wonders from down under are the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-after-party-10-function-led-vibrating-butt-plug-4-inch?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bondara After Party<\/a>. Its LED lights and vibrating rhythms are perfect for when the show starts. Plus, it&#8217;s ideal for the uninitiated who doubt they&#8217;ll enjoy using a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys\/butt-plugs?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">butt plug<\/a>, <\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - If Eurovision Acts Were Sex Toys\u2026 - Australian 2023 Eurovision Entrant Voyager\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-31222\" data-id=\"31222\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Australia-1.jpg?resize=800%2C534&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Australia-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Australia-1.jpg?resize=500%2C334&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Australia-1.jpg?resize=1536%2C1025&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Australia-1.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Australia-1.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - If Eurovision Acts Were Sex Toys\u2026 - Bondara After Party 10 Function LED Vibrating Butt Plug\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-31223\" data-id=\"31223\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cu82-large.jpg?resize=800%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cu82-large.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cu82-large.jpg?resize=500%2C500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cu82-large.jpg?resize=250%2C250&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Finland&#8230; a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/brands\/the-monsters?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Monster<\/a> &#x1f1eb;&#x1f1ee;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU&amp;pp=ygUQbG9yZGkgZXVyb3Zpc2lvbg%3D%3D&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Lordi&#8217;s<\/a> winning performance in 2006 by the band&#8217;s larger-than-life show blew audiences\u00a0away.\u00a0Monster-makeup, pyrotechnics, and platform shoes that would make a Spice Girl cower, Finland could only be one of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/brands\/the-monsters?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">The Monsters<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not only does <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/the-godfeather-monster-feathered-dildo-8-inch?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">the Godfeather<\/a> match their creepy costumes, but also the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/life-style\/big-dick-energy-bde-explained-ariana-grande-pete-davidson-what-is-it-a8421601.html?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">BDE<\/a> that Finland brings to the contest every year. Sure, the first time might be intimidating, but embrace the fantasy and the only way is up.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - If Eurovision Acts Were Sex Toys\u2026 - Australian 2006 Eurovision Winner Lordi\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-31243\" data-id=\"31243\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/lordieurovision_header.jpg?resize=800%2C450&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/lordieurovision_header.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/lordieurovision_header.jpg?resize=500%2C281&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/lordieurovision_header.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" alt=\"Bondara Sex Toys Blog - If Eurovision Acts Were Sex Toys\u2026 - \nThe Godfeather Monster Feathered Dildo\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-31244\" data-id=\"31244\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cs75-large.jpg?resize=800%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cs75-large.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cs75-large.jpg?resize=500%2C500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/cs75-large.jpg?resize=250%2C250&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Iceland&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondage-gear-fetish-wear?utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bondage Gear<\/a> &#x1f1ee;&#x1f1f8;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Iceland is that odd outsider you can&#8217;t predict. One year they send cartoon jumper-clad <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YSMhu-PrLME&amp;pp=ygUWRGHDsGkgRnJleXIgZXVyb3Zpc2lvbg%3D%3D&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Da\u00f0i Freyr<\/a>, and then another there&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YSMhu-PrLME&amp;pp=ygUWRGHDsGkgRnJleXIgZXVyb3Zpc2lvbg%3D%3D&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=article&amp;utm_campaign=eurovision_sex_toys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Hatari<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the surface, they&#8217;re sweeties, but they&#8217;re hiding a dark side. 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