{"id":25872,"date":"2023-05-18T09:18:31","date_gmt":"2023-05-18T08:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/?p=25872"},"modified":"2024-04-30T10:49:37","modified_gmt":"2024-04-30T09:49:37","slug":"confessions-of-a-wanker-third-base","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/confessions-of-a-wanker-third-base\/","title":{"rendered":"Confessions of a Wanker: Third Base"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

What cums once a year? You got it, Confessions of a Wanker is back for a third horny helping! We\u2019ve got more fap-cidents to tickle your pickle, sex toy mishaps, and sticky situations involving mothers-in-law\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whether you\u2019re a bit of a voyeur or just here for the juicy deets, see out Masturbation Month with a smile!
So, slip into incognito mode and read on for some NSFW laughs\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Glacier Glass Toys<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Ready, Aim, Fire!<\/sup><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

“I don’t know about interesting, but I managed to squeeze so hard on my glass dildo when I came that it shot out across the bed!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Good thing our<\/em> glass toys are ultra-strong<\/em> 👀<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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On Your Marks…<\/sup><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

“My wife and I have cum races. <\/em>Sometimes we masturbate together, other times, we’ll wank each other off. She gets dead competitive, but I love watching her cum, so it’s a win\/win for me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We love to see some healthy competition 🏁<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Listen Up<\/sup><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

“Heard my mate’s brother ‘getting busy’ with his girlfriend in the bedroom next door. I couldn’t help myself after they started getting louder and had a sneaky wank.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hey, you’re not a peeping tom if you only listened.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Remote Control Vibrators<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Film Buff<\/sup><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

“I once got so bored in the cinema… well, one thing led to another.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hopefully, no one noticed, unlike one concertgoer’s performance…<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Went to see @LAPhil<\/a> play @Thomasades<\/a> and Tchaikovsky 5 last night. A woman in the audience had loud and full body ORGASM during the 5th’s second movement… Band politely carried on. Props to LAPhil (and Pytor Ilyich) for bringing it on….<\/p>\u2014 Magnus Fiennes (@magnusfiennes) April 29, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote>