{"id":22826,"date":"2023-01-06T12:22:30","date_gmt":"2023-01-06T12:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/?p=22826"},"modified":"2023-01-06T12:22:30","modified_gmt":"2023-01-06T12:22:30","slug":"sex-ercise-lets-get-physical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/funny\/sex-ercise-lets-get-physical\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex-ercise: Let’s Get Physical!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Skipped your workout? Turn that gym into a sex dungeon and get ready to sweat, a 30-minute sesh could help you burn a cheeky 85 calories. So get warmed up, do your stretches (very important), and read on for our top tips to make your training tantric.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sexy Essentials<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Before we can hit the gym and kill some cortisol<\/a>, we need to grab our gear. These are workouts you won’t want to do with the spare kit from the lost and found…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sex Toy Storage<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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UV Sex Toy Sanitising Pouch and Storage Bag<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Got your gym bag? Don’t leave your kit out where any gym hog could pilfer it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just a short 5-minute cycle will sterilise your sex toys<\/a> with powerful UV LED technology.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Discreet and using a USB-C cable means you can take it practically anywhere. It can even sanitise everyday items like your phone (you’ll have to clean your own browsing history though).<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Men’s Sexy Underwear<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Bondara Man Sporty Backless Brief<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Never workout without proper support – the only cake allowed in this gym is your behind!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

These bare-all briefs will certainly distract the competition with a perky peek-a-boo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If blue isn’t your colour these cheeky briefs also come in pink<\/a> or black<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Lingerie Accessories<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Black Cross Nipple Pasties<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No one likes chaffing, protect those nips with some stylish pasties<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There’ll be no nip slips, these will cling to your chest by their self-adhesive backs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you’re feeling brave, you could work out with nothing but these on. It’s certainly a way to cool off when the training gets intense!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Get Pumped Up<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Simmer down size queens, let’s not run before we can walk. Or gape before we can grind. Let’s get warmed up and teased out before upping the intensity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bondage Furniture<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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BangOn Curve Sex Position Cushion<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not everyone can hold a ‘Scorpion Handstand’ for ten breaths, let alone ‘Reverse Helicopter Counterblow’ for 15 thrusts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bespoke for bonking, the curved edges of this sex cushion rocks with you to make every thrust effortless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don’t overdo it, let the ergonomic design help you reach new heights (or rather depths).<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Penis Pumps<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Stimulating Penis Pump with Massage Sleeve<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stretching increases blood flow, you know what else blood flow is important for? That’s right, rock-hard rods.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This pump<\/a> is pretty special. Not content with a powerful pumping chamber, the inside is textured to titillate and massage your love muscle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plus, with measurement marks along the shaft you can measure your progress like a true pro.  <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Love Eggs & Ben Wa Balls<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Secret Stash Jiggle Balls – 83g<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Work that core! Forget your abs, flex your pelvic floor and keep things tight and right between duvet drills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This set is great for kegel<\/a> newbies; petite and easy to insert, the free-roaming internal balls jiggle for slow, sustained arousal that tightens and tones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Delivering gentle stimulation at every step, results soon scream for themselves with astounding orgasmic returns.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Smash Your Foxy Fitness Goals<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

We don’t do leg day here, every day is hump day. Time to take things up a notch, get hearts racing, blood flowing, and shatter those stress hormones. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dildos<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Pink Rotating G-Spot Dildo Vibrator<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let’s get some squats in and loosen up our hips with some bonus G-spot gratification.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This powerful dildo<\/a> provides ten levels of vibration with rotation and a rippled shaft for incredible pleasure. Take your workout outdoors, the strong suction base means you can ride this anywhere. Plus, it’s harness<\/a> compatible, so don’t be shy to ask for a spotter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ready for some cardio? The ‘Orgasm Mode’ feature gives you an intense burst of leg-shaking satisfaction to finish your staggered (staggering!) set.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Anal Toys<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Anal 5-Piece Training Kit<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Okay, ass-letes<\/em>, you’ve got some stamina training to do. This complete kit will help you go from amateur to anal acrobat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Work your way across three plugs of graduating width, each smoothly shaped and tapered to make training a piece of cake. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It also includes an amazing anal vibrator<\/a> and silicone douche<\/a> for cumplete <\/em>confidence and comfort.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Cock Rings<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Sex Marathon Set Of Five Cock Rings<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Make it a marathon, not a sprint! Push harder, longer, and break your rogering record.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

These stretchy cock rings<\/a> are designed to bolster your baton by keeping blood flow beneath your belt and delay climax for peak penetrative power.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With five to choose from, you can wear one or stack them for increased resistance. Go the distance and impress your teammate(s) with a new personal best.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Go For Gold!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Keep on humping cumpetators<\/em>, ready for the next level? <\/em>Not for the faint-hearted, these stretch <\/em>goals are for the fitness freaks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Nipple & Clit Toys<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Vibrating Bullet Nipple Clamps<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s not just runners who push through the pain to reach a high. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lightly weighted bullets<\/a> will tug at your tips, making your nips more sensitive to every twist and squeeze. Turn on the vibrations for irresistible stimulation and orgasmic results.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deliciously pleasurable and delightfully painful, these nipple clamps<\/a> are a great starting point before moving on to something heavier.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Butt Plugs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Hot Hardware Bottom Heavy Butt Plug – 348g<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbells, kettlebells, weight plates, sure, they give you bursting biceps, but what about bumper buns?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sleek and seamless, this hefty metal butt plug<\/a> will test your grip strength. Cold, hard steel provides quite the sensation while the weight will bear down on your booty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You’ll get firm internal fulfilment from this sphincter stretcher and satisfaction with every clench knowing you’ll soon have buns of steel.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Huge Dildos<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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The Goliath Monster Dildo – 11.5 Inch<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

We even do extreme sports here. Get the ultimate adrenaline rush with the biggest <\/em>challenge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Push your holes to the max with our girthiest dildo<\/a> for a serious stuffing. An eye-watering 3.5-inch wide endurance test with a champion’s reward of unrivalled stretch once you’ve conquered every veiny inch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This monster<\/a> will need some serious training to tame. Until then, it can double up as a free weight!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Don’t Forget Your Cool Down<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Those feel-good endorphins should be racing now! End on a high, you deserve it – you’ve worked hard, now cum hard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sex Aids, Lubes, & Fun<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Cooling and Tingling Lubricant – 100ml<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Grab a post-workout treat – nothing beats a rub down… or rubbing one out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Packed with cooling ingredients, including menthol, this long-lasting lube<\/a> will revive every tired tendon with a shocking tingle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We know you were watching that bouncy blonde\/beefcake (maybe both) on the treadmill, you might as well use that wank bank.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Massage Wand Vibrators<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Amethyst Wand Vibrator<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You’ve felt the burn, now feel the buzz and wind down your session with a massage for those spent<\/em> muscles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This versatile vibrator<\/a> offers internal and external stimulation with 10 pleasurable functions to cycle through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plus, it’s completely waterproof, so can you take it straight into the changing room showers.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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From jerkoff to jock, trade in those protein shakes for earth-shattering orgasms. It’s easy to be a health nut when workouts are this enjoyable. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now go get sweaty!<\/p>\n\n\n\t

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