{"id":13020,"date":"2020-03-20T20:23:10","date_gmt":"2020-03-20T20:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/?p=13020"},"modified":"2022-01-19T10:48:11","modified_gmt":"2022-01-19T10:48:11","slug":"self-isolate-copulate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/self-isolate-copulate\/","title":{"rendered":"Self-Isolate or Copulate? Sexual Distancing in the Age of Pandemic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Whether your preferred method of social distancing is <em>iso-bation<\/em> or <em>quarantine &amp; chill<\/em>; the global lock-down doesn\u2019t have to lock <em>you<\/em> down. <em>Self-Isolate<\/em> is now synonymous with &#8216;masturbate&#8217;, so here are some handy tips to keep you sane during the current confinement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more Read more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Whiling away the days in self-isolation can be a bore when you can\u2019t turn on the television, open your emails or pass time scrolling through social media without being bombarded by repetitive calls to <em><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=wash%20your%20hands&amp;src=typeahead_click&amp;f=live\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"wash ya damn hands (opens in a new tab)\">wash ya damn hands<\/a><\/em>! Touching your face might be contra-indicated but touching your junk need not be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">The Devil makes work for idle hands, and here at Bondara; we understand the importance of blowing off a little steam during anxious times. So, we have curated a sexy selection of boredom-beaters to keep you occupied and orgasming all outbreak long.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Eating out<\/em> doesn&#8217;t have to mean leaving the house<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Quarantine needn\u2019t rain off your parade when some of you sexy specimens are lucky enough to be <em>holed up<\/em> with your significant other. So, make the most of the extra time you now have together by exploring new heights of intimacy and kink. Our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys\/sex-toys-for-couples?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">sex toys for couples<\/a> are designed for simultaneous satisfaction! The huge collection of orgasmic gadgetry includes <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys\/vibrators\/remote-control-vibrators?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">remote control vibrators<\/a>, suggestive games, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondage-gear-fetish-wear\/bondage-kits-bundles?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">bountiful bondage bundles<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-toys\/strap-ons?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">strap-ons<\/a> and so much more! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"672\" height=\"326\" data-attachment-id=\"13037\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/self-isolate-copulate\/attachment\/covid19-blog-image-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/covid19-blog-image-2.jpg?fit=672%2C326&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"672,326\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"covid19-blog-image-2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/covid19-blog-image-2.jpg?fit=672%2C326&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/covid19-blog-image-2.jpg?resize=672%2C326&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13037\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/covid19-blog-image-2.jpg?w=672&amp;ssl=1 672w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/covid19-blog-image-2.jpg?resize=500%2C243&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>We-vibe When <em>You <\/em>Vibe<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Add a little buzz to the humdrum and discover why the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/brands\/we-vibe\">We-Vibe<\/a> Chorus is the world\u2019s number one couple\u2019s vibrator. Share uninterrupted synchronized pleasure as this incredible vibrator stimulates the G-spot, clitoris, and penis all at once! It&#8217;s a doddle to use; simply insert the ergonomic We-Vibe before sex so it\u2019s resting against the G-spot and clitoris. Just squeeze it&#8217;s unique molding feature to comfortably hug your va-jay-jay, for the confidence to switch positions at will. As your partner penetrates, he\u2019ll also be receiving the deep vibrations for a team effort that&#8217;ll have you cumming together. Activate the ten vibration modes including Echo, Tide, and Surf via the handy remote or get the free We-Connect App for more settings at your fingertips. There\u2019s so much to explore with this sexy little gadget, you won&#8217;t be bored!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"672\" height=\"447\" data-attachment-id=\"13044\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/self-isolate-copulate\/attachment\/covid19-blog-image-7\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-7.jpg?fit=672%2C447&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"672,447\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-7\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-7.jpg?fit=672%2C447&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-7.jpg?resize=672%2C447&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13044\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-7.jpg?w=672&amp;ssl=1 672w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-7.jpg?resize=500%2C333&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Avoiding Encounters of the Viral Kind<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">With all things considered, perhaps you\u2019re feeling the fear when it comes to closer contact \u2013 And we totally get it! Delve into our twisted collection of full-coverage bondage goodies that\u2019ll have you reaching uncharted depths of dual desire &#8211; without all that unnecessary skin-on-skin touching! So, here are some kinky accoutrements for your Master&#8217;s esteemed consideration&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-latex-black-unisex-hood?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">Bondara Latex Black Unisex Hood<\/a> allows you to go incognito as a devious Dominant or receive eye-watering punishment as a helpless submissive. You won&#8217;t be swapping saliva with the tight latex hood that covers your mouth for a hygienic twist to your depravity during this outbreak. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Stop the spread of germs with the Bondara Siren Black Latex Opera Gloves. This virus-fighting fetish wear is primed to instantly arouse your playmate while you take the necessary precautions. The delectable texture of latex along your wrists will add an elegant dimension to your <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondage-gear-fetish-wear?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">BDSM<\/a> play. Finishing between the elbow and the shoulder for true contamination control, this glistening pair of gloves signal who&#8217;s boss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Pain is catharsis with the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-saddle-leather-slim-split-riding-crop-29-inch?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-saddle-leather-slim-split-riding-crop-29-inch?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-saddle-leather-slim-split-riding-crop-29-inch?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-saddle-leather-slim-split-riding-crop-29-inch?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-saddle-leather-slim-split-riding-crop-29-inch?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">Bondara Luxe Saddle Leather Slim Slapper Riding Crop<\/a>. Address your stress with this split-tip crop. Every spank is intensified for an extra sting, while the slim design inflicts sharper, more concentrated hits to take your mind off things. Perfect for when your submissive playmate needs reminding of their servitude, this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondage-gear-fetish-wear\/floggers-whips-ticklers\/whips-crops-canes?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">crop<\/a> will leave lasting marks on their soul. Made from nubuck leather, the extra-long handle is textured for a firm grip with an adequate 29 inches of distance between the two of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Strap-On Extravaganza!<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Prospective peggers would be foolish not to take advantage of our extensive range of strapping phalluses. With all of this free time on your hands, they might be up for exploring <em>new avenues<\/em> of role-reversal. But don&#8217;t forget the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/sex-aids-lubes-fun\/lubricants\">lube<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">YOLO for Solo<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"672\" height=\"448\" data-attachment-id=\"13038\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/self-isolate-copulate\/attachment\/covid19-blog-image-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-3.jpg?fit=672%2C448&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"672,448\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-3.jpg?fit=672%2C448&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-3.jpg?resize=672%2C448&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-3.jpg?w=672&amp;ssl=1 672w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-3.jpg?resize=500%2C333&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Men, there ain&#8217;t no shame in taking sexual gratification into your own hands, particularly in a pandemic. With all of those pennies saved from pints unpoured and kebabs unstuffed, you have a few extra bones to throw to stave off the loneliness. Just think outside of the box! (not literally &#8211; stay in your homes). Solo doesn&#8217;t have to mean &#8220;no, no&#8221;. At Bondara, we say YOLO! Here are a few suggestions to make the most of your &#8216;me time&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Fleshlight Frickin&#8217;<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Take your chance to fuck the <em>People&#8217;s Porn Star<\/em>, Janice Griffith, with the pre-eminent <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/brands\/fleshlight?selected_filters=fleshlight-girls&amp;utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">Fleshlight Girls<\/a> series. Marvel at her beautifully sculpted tuppence in 3D as you squeeze your penis into this tight, 9.5-inch, lifelike masturbator. Highly pleasurable rings and shafts within the chamber stimulate your wang for a knee-knocking cum sesh. The real feel Fleshskin sleeve is a complete replica of Janice\u2019s pussy so you can truly appreciate what it would be like to fuck her. The inner pleasure points are specifically designed to tease your cock from tip to base as you slip deeper and deeper inside this provocative porn star with the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/janice-griffith-eden-texture-fleshlight-girls?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">Fleshlight Girls Janice Griffith Eden Masturbator<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Risk-free Friends With Benefits<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-babes-brooke-realistic-sex-doll?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/bondara-babes-brooke-realistic-sex-doll?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">Brooke Realistic Sex Doll<\/a> is a baby-faced beauty with a lot to offer your lonely nights. With plump, pouting lips, cascading curls, gorgeous brown eyes and more holes that you have appendages for, Brooke is the girl-next-door you&#8217;ve been fantasizing about through your window from the safety of your home. Share a deliciously home-cooked meal together and cozy up to watch a film on the sofa before sneaking off to the bedroom where you can explore every soft curve of her true-to-life body with no risk of transmission.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Keep Calm &amp; Carry On Flicking<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\">Ladies, we know that there&#8217;s no limit to your resilience in the face of danger. But here at Bondara, we implore you to <em>keep calm and carry on flicking.<\/em> When the going gets tough, <em>the muff gets going<\/em>! With myriad sexual solutions in our massive range &#8211; You can&#8217;t say we aren&#8217;t looking out for you. So, reach for the vibe and stay alive with these home comforts from us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"672\" height=\"447\" data-attachment-id=\"13039\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/self-isolate-copulate\/attachment\/covid19-blog-image-4\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-4.jpg?fit=672%2C447&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"672,447\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-4\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-4.jpg?fit=672%2C447&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-4.jpg?resize=672%2C447&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13039\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-4.jpg?w=672&amp;ssl=1 672w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/COVID19-BLOG-IMAGE-4.jpg?resize=500%2C333&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Orgasm for immunity&#8217;s sake and shoot Coronavirus in its stupid face with the fanny-tastic <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/rocks-off-ro-140-mm-pink-7-function-soft-tip-vibrator?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Self-Isolate%20or%20Copulate%3F\">Rocks-Off Pink 7 Function Soft Tip Bullet Vibrator<\/a>! These chic lipstick-looking vibes nuzzle your lady garden with its soft silicone tip for precision pleasure. With a waterproof design, you&#8217;re free to get your rocks off wherever the mood strikes; whether that&#8217;s a relaxing bath or your kitchen countertop (just be sure to pull those blinds first). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whether your preferred method of social distancing is iso-bation or quarantine &amp; chill; the global lock-down doesn\u2019t have to lock you down. 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