{"id":10576,"date":"2019-03-13T15:00:34","date_gmt":"2019-03-13T15:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/?p=10576"},"modified":"2023-05-05T11:46:36","modified_gmt":"2023-05-05T10:46:36","slug":"twas-night-steak-blowjob-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/blog\/lifestyle\/twas-night-steak-blowjob-day\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Twas the night before Steak and Blowjob Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Twas the night before Steak and Blowjob Day, when all through the house<br \/>\nYour creature was stirring, foreseeing a mouth;<br \/>\nHer <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/lingerie-underwear?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Steak%20and%20Blowjob%20Day%20-%202019\">stockings <\/a>were hung up all skimpy to wear,<br \/>\nIn hopes that her sweet ass soon would be there;<\/p>\n<p>A billion sperm nestled all snug in their beds,<br \/>\nWhile visions of your plums danced by her head;<br \/>\nAnd \u2018mamma\u2019s\u2019 new <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/lingerie-underwear\/sexy-hosiery?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Steak%20and%20Blowjob%20Day%20-%202019\">hosiery <\/a>by the eye of your jap,<br \/>\nShe must settle down before long in your lap?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>When outside was dawn there arose such a whopper,<br \/>\nIt sprang from the bed looking so big and proper.<br \/>\nAway to the window where she liked to flash,<br \/>\nTore open her <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bondara.co.uk\/lingerie-underwear\/lingerie-for-women\/sexy-crotchless-underwear?utm_source=Blog&amp;utm_medium=Article&amp;utm_campaign=Steak%20and%20Blowjob%20Day%20-%202019\">knickers<\/a> and exposed her gash.<\/p>\n<p>And soon then her breasts were in view, all on show<br \/>\nShe lust after your big snake and the objects below,<br \/>\nWhen, what to your wandering hands should appear,<br \/>\nBut a tenderloin steak, and eight Heineken beers,<\/p>\n<p>With a little black pepper, inside you so quick,<br \/>\nYou knew in a moment she\u2019d be sucking your dick.<br \/>\nMore rapid than eagles still in trousers you came,<br \/>\nAnd you whistled, and shouted, and called random names;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now, T-BONE! now, TOPSIDE! now, PRIME RIB and BISON!<br \/>\nOn, FILLET! 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