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\u2018Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,<\/p>\n

Not a sound escaped from any gagged mouth<\/a>;<\/p>\n

The vibrator<\/a> was hung by the chimney with care,<\/p>\n

In hopes that new batteries<\/a>, soon, would be there.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Subs were nestled all snug in their beds,<\/p>\n

While visions of floggers<\/a> danced in their heads;<\/p>\n

As others were dreaming, warm and snug,<\/p>\n

I tried something new with a Kinky Tails Butt Plug<\/a>.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

When out on the landing there arose such a clatter,<\/p>\n

I swung round on my bed to see what was the matter.<\/p>\n

From the sexy silhouette, I knew in a flash,<\/p>\n

My partner had turned up for a good old smash.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The moon, full and bright, shone through the window<\/p>\n

As I gestured for him to come over for a blow.<\/p>\n

When, what to my gesturing hand should appear,<\/p>\n

But a couple\u2019s vibrator<\/a>, meaning my partner could steer.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

With it \u2018straight to the spot\u2019 and so lively and quick,<\/p>\n

He knew in a moment just what made me tick.<\/p>\n

More rapid than eagles my orgasms they came,<\/p>\n

As I moaned and shouted, and called out his name.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“Now, harder! Now, faster! Gentle and slower!<\/p>\n

The new toy he\u2019d got us was certainly a goer.<\/p>\n

To the chair in the corner, to up against the wall!<\/p>\n

Now scream away! Scream away! Scream away all!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

And then, in a twinkling, I remembered, like a goof,<\/p>\n

That I\u2019d purchased a cock ring<\/a> that was entirely waterproof.<\/p>\n

As I smiled at my partner and showed him what I\u2019d found,<\/p>\n

To the shower we went to make even more sound.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

As I stepped in the shower, all naked and barefoot,<\/p>\n

The stress of Christmas day instantly went caput.<\/p>\n

The cock ring was on, resting gently above his sack,<\/p>\n

And he looked ecstatic as he pulled open my crack.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

His eyes – how they twinkled! As his cock he did bury,<\/p>\n

Right into my lovely, warm little cherry.<\/p>\n

His enjoyment was clear as he let out an \u201cOhhh\u201d,<\/p>\n

As he reined in the speed and went nice and slow.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

As another climax drew closer, I gritted my teeth,<\/p>\n

He reached around with a wand<\/a>\u00a0and went underneath.<\/p>\n

We hopped out the shower and he grabbed\u00a0the KY Jelly<\/a>,<\/p>\n

As he whipped out my Kinky Tail and threw me onto my belly.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

With a kiss to my back, he took a condom<\/a> from the shelf,<\/p>\n

Then lubed<\/a> up my behind and lowered himself.<\/p>\n

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,<\/p>\n

He pulled my bum in closer, and my cheeks he spread.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,<\/p>\n

Then let out a moan, and came with a jerk.<\/p>\n

Both delighted and happy with the toys we had chose,<\/p>\n

We lay smiling in the dark and drew the night to a close.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

As I put on my teddy<\/a>, he gave me a whistle,<\/p>\n

So I gave him a kiss and felt his whiskery bristle.<\/p>\n

But I heard him exclaim, as I gave a last cheeky bite,<\/p>\n

“Happy Christmas to Bondara<\/a>, and thanks for a great night!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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