Oh, Christmas: the best time to surprise your loved ones with a little something extra. But what presents do they really want to receive? Let us take the stress out of shopping with our guide to the best naughty Christmas gifts around. Whether you’re looking for a cheeky stocking filler or a new couple’s toy to spice up the bedroom, there’s sure to be something that tickles your fancy. Our elves are always busy, and the workshop is now open…
Give the gift of climax this Christmas with sex toys from Santa.
Sex Toys for Her
Made of high quality silicone, she’ll love discovering the ten vibrating functions as much as you’ll love watching. You can even take control of the toy yourself for a more intimate experience. The rabbit ears deliver intense clitoral stimulation, while the curved shape is designed to target the G-spot. 100% waterproof, this luxury vibrator combines its good looks with affordability, so you can enjoy more for less.
Naughty or Nice Candy Cane Glass Dildo
What better way to warm up on these cold nights than with temperature play? Whether you’re heating up the toy for steamy pleasure or leaving it in the fridge for spine-tingling shivers, treat her to new sensations exclusive to glass dildos. Coat this candy cane with lube and slide into festive kink, whether she prefers to play alone or with a partner.
If she’s looking to up the intensity of her orgasms, treat her to sex toys that will make her vagina tighter. Kegel exercisers can be worn throughout the day to strengthen her pelvic floor, and give her gentle stimulation. She’s guaranteed to be toned, tightened, and tearing your clothes off by the evening.
Sex Toys for Him
Whether he loves P-spot stimulation or is yet to try it, a prostate massager like this one from Rocks Off promises X-rated Xmas fun. Delivering pleasure to both his prostate and perineum, the waterproof design means you can get naughty wherever you like. Gift it as a generous addition to his solo play, or introduce it to the bedroom for intense intimacy.
Christmas is a time for sharing so experience the excitement of a double cock ring together. Worn around his shaft and balls to ensure a harder erection, the rabbit also gives you clitoral stimulation for all around pleasure. The wireless remote control makes changing the setting easy and you’ll be spoilt for choice with 20 pulsating patterns to choose from!
This threesome of delight includes a penis extension sleeve, a nodule cock sleeve and a cock ring, all with a miniature bullet vibe to ensure you’ll also be getting something extra. Promising prolonged erections and even a boost to his penis size, this kit has all you need for night after night of fun whether you’re together or apart.
This stunning six piece from our Burnt Embers collection has all the toys and ties you need to tantalise. Mix and match to create the perfect restraint for the trouble you’re about to get into. The pieces also share a bronze lace design, so your bondage experience will be as beautiful as it is fun.
Stylish and seductive, this harness is perfect for kick-starting a hot night in. Whether she wears the open cups alone for full exposure, or pairs with some nipple pasties for that extra tease, the adjustable straps will give her a perfect fit. Use the four O-rings to have your BDSM play just the way you like it.
With a generous 10 metres of rope to play with, will you tie or be tied? Get back to basics with this strong but soft rope, which lets you restrain without causing harm to your partner. Whether you’re a BDSM beginner or a veteran kink, this is an essential part of any bondage kit.
Good things come in small packages.
Finish your Christmas dinner with a little mint chocolate. At first glance they appear innocent, but these nibbles are hiding a nipple-shaped secret. Whether as a party prank or a prelude to after dinner entertainment, these chocolates are perfect for the cheeky.
All the inspiration you need for a horny New Year! Whether you’re looking to find a new fetish or just curious as to how sex toys can spice up your routine, you can find the answers in these pocket-size guides. They also include tips and tricks to improve your technique between the sheets.
If you like to play with your food, this edible massage oil adds a new dimension to your back rub. The soft, salted caramel flavour will set all your senses tingling when it’s chilly outside. We suggest skipping dessert and getting your sweet fix from this.
Gifts and Games
Give the gift of laughter with this rude balloon modelling kit. Perfect for parties, friends can either hone their art skills with balloon bondage or create their own inflatable sex toys. Lower the tone around the table and be entertained for hours.
Do you have a friend who needs to let off a bit of steam? Let them squeeze away their stress with this perfect handful. Extra nipple twists recommended for particularly tense individuals.
This mug will be a welcome kitchen addition for anyone who’s equally obsessed with willies and tea. It may look inconspicuous at first glance, but wait until you see the handle! Just don’t serve Grandma a cuppa in this…
If our guide to Naughty Christmas Gifts has piqued your interest, we also have a huge selection of Christmas lingerie for you to feast your eyes on!