LELO Lovin’: The Sona

Think back to the most supreme clitoral stimulation you have ever experienced. Put down your cappuccino, close your eyes, and visualise that darkened bedroom… That steamy shower session or that unexpected nightclub fumble. Are you there? Well, how good was it? Incredible? Earth-shattering perhaps? Now, imagine it was 75% more pleasurable. Yes, 75% more stimulation […]

Inside Bondara: The Day BBC Radio 1 Came

Standing tall at the top of a hill in an unsuspecting market town, Bondara is the community’s naughty little secret. Who would think that amongst the quaint little cafés, winding roads and historic buildings, that this Essex town is home to one of the UK’s largest sex toy companies? BBC Radio 1 didn’t – but […]

The Rabbit Vibrator

Easter, that time of the year renowned for passion, is the perfect chance to celebrate the world’s favourite rabbit. And no, not that sweet, big eared fucker that comes in the middle of the night delivering chocolate goodness to over-excited fat kids; we mean the sexy, big eared fucker that delivers orgasmic goodness to over-excited […]

‘Twas the night before Steak and Blowjob Day

‘Twas the night before Steak and Blowjob Day, when all through the house Your creature was stirring, foreseeing a mouth; Her stockings were hung up all skimpy to wear, In hopes that her sweet ass soon would be there; A billion sperm nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of your plums danced by […]

Steak and Blowjob Day – 2019

If you were to troll through my recent search history, (I would strongly advise against this) or examine the questions I have recently asked Google, you would probably come to one of two conclusions; this person is seriously obsessed with sperm and everything semen, or, Steak and Blowjob Day is fast approaching. I suppose, in […]

Just Whip It Out – Your Weirdest Place?

The Newlywed Game Show Host, Bob Eubanks – “Tell me, where specifically is the weirdest place, that you personally girls, have ever gotten the urge to make whoopee?” Olga – “In the ass” Hang on, wait, what? Does anyone have this Olga girl’s number?? When someone accidentally infers that they have a hankering for anal […]

FemDom Ball 2018: The Role of the Dominatrix

It’s a night that comes but once a year: the FemDom Ball. This annual event attracts the finest Dominatrices, Mistresses and their loyal submissives from across the world to London, for a night of drinks, entertainment and – of course – a sprinkle of BDSM. Hosted by Madame Caramel (pictured above by Jonni Black), the […]

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