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Novelty Birthday Gifts

Make it the happiest birthday of all with our novelty birthday gifts! Cater to your loved one's sexy side as you treat them to one of these rude gifts. Be it for a friend or a partner, these novelty birthday gifts promise to give the occasion a naughty twist!

  • Bondara Man Blow Job Undies
    Free Pride Condoms

    Bondara Man Blow Job Undies

    • Be prepared for some downstairs action with these men's undies • Framed with lips, the front opening directs your playmate to your penis •...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Faux Red Rose Petals

    • For seduction and romantic nights in • Faux petals can be used time and time again • Colour and quantity may vary...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Mint BJ Spray - 20ml

    • Freshen up before and after oral sex with this easy-to-use spray • Creates a cooling, tingling sensation you'll both enjoy • Just two...   › More

    £12.99 In Stock
  • Edible Anus Chocolates

    • It’s always awful when you buy someone a terrible present. You know it. They know it - but with these chocolates, fear no more • Satisfy...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Bondara Gift Voucher £50

    • Spoil your loved one with a £50 Bondara Gift Voucher • Let them choose their perfect gift with thousands of lines to explore  ...   › More

    £50.00 In Stock
  • BJ Blast Cherry Oral Candy
    5* Sex Aids

    BJ Blast Cherry Oral Candy

    • Cherry flavoured popping oral sex candy. • Exploding edible sweets for a naughty night of fun. • Also available in Strawberry and Apple .   › More

    £2.99 In Stock
  • BJ Blast Strawberry Oral Sex Candy
    5* Sex Aids

    BJ Blast Strawberry Oral Sex Candy

    • Strawberry flavoured popping sex candy. • Pop and fizz your way to a new and exciting orgasm. • Edible bedroom fun candy with enough for...   › More

    £3.99 In Stock
  • Max Power Lipstick Vibe

    • Discreet vibe will easily pass as part of your make-up bag  • Lipstick’s tapered tip is perfect for targeted stimulation •...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Bondara Dare to Be Sexy Dice Game
    BOGOHP Couples' Games

    Bondara Dare to Be Sexy Dice Game

    • Everyone’s a winner with this erotic dice game • Roll the location die to discover the room - Bedroom, Bathroom, Front room, Hallway,...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Stress Balls

    • Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever! • Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal • Perfect gift for someone who's...   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Duck with a Dick

    • Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water • Bath time is set to become a lively affair! • Surprise...   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Racing Willies Wind Up Toys

    • Fun and cheeky novelty toy, perfect as a stocking filler or a Secret Santa gift • Two racing willy toys in each pack • Pull back wind up...   › More

    £3.99 In Stock
  • Prosecco-Flavoured Jelly Willies

    • A sweet treat with a penis-shaped twist • Tastes of prosecco but alcohol-free!  • Comes in a champagne-style bottle   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Willy Weight Lift

    • Get ready for a willy workout! • Curved bar sits over the penis • Swap leg day for cock day   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Unicorn Sequin Nipple Tassels

    • Unicorn-style nipple tassels for a magical accessory  • Colourful design covered in sequins creates a bold look • Fits securely to...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • After Sex Towel

    • After sex towel ideal for wiping away your night of naughty sin. • Super soft white towel with black bold font.  • Perfect present...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Clone a Pussy Hot Pink Kit

    • Immortalise your best bits in the form of a hot pink silicone keepsake  • A fun way for you or your partner to get hands on with your body...   › More

    £29.99 In Stock
  • ‘Fuck Off’ Sequin Eye Mask

    • Ensure your sleep is undisturbed with this explicit eye mask • Your partner will certainly get the message once they read the front •...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Boobie Pop

    • Boob-shaped lollipop for an X-rated treat • Strawberry flavour is begging to be licked! • Perfect as a party favour or for a stag-do   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Jizz Drinking Game

    • A game that combines willies and drinking…need we say more? • Fill the willy with your favourite drink, spin the wheel and get...   › More

    £22.99 In Stock
  • ‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask

    • Enjoy a peaceful, undisturbed sleep with this eye mask • Features ‘fuck off’ embroidery across the floral fabric  • Silky...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Candy Posing Pouch
    Up To 30% Off

    Candy Posing Pouch

    • A sweet treat for all you candy lovers • Keeps his package safely hidden away • Nibble and suck your way to the...   › More

    £6.99 £9.99 In Stock
  • The Boob Mug

    • Drinking mug designed in the shape of a single boob • Nipple hole for drinking out of • Made of ceramic for a quality and dishwasher safe...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Willy Egg Fryer

    • How do you like your eggs in the morning? • Cock-shaped mould for serving kinky cuisine • Not dishwasher proof   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Edible Apple Flavoured Gummy Men's Undies

    • Apple flavoured, gummy undies for him promise a sweet treat for you both • Show off what you’ve got in the crotchless design • The...   › More

    £7.99 In Stock
  • Edible Cock Rings

    • Giving the sex toy staple a tasty update, have something sweet to suck on as you get down to business • Getting your sugar fix has never tasted so...   › More

    £3.99 In Stock
  • Giant Stress Breast

    • Calm your tits with this soothing, stress breast • Release tension as you take hold of the soft, squishy boob • Perfect novelty gift for a...   › More

    £8.99 Out of stock
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  • The Boobie Basketball Set

    • Novelty game, ideal for a hilarious office Secret Santa • Includes a mini basketball and an adhesive basketball net • The ball is a bouncy...   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Grow Your Own Boobs

    • Fun and compact novelty toy that will work perfectly as a stocking filler or Secret Santa gift • Includes one set of super absorbent boobies...   › More

    £1.99 £3.99 Out of stock
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  • Candy Bra
    Up To 30% Off

    Candy Bra

    • Lick, suck and nibble your way to the real treat underneath • Candy bra on an elasticated band for easy, comfortable wear • Perfect for...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Predictive Pecker Fortune Telling Game

    • Find out what your future holds with the Predictive Pecker • Watch its movement and match it to the instruction card • Seven activities...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Cola Boobs

    • Funny treat for a friend or partner. • Cola flavoured jelly sweets shaped like boobs. • Perfect for a stag or hen party!   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
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