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Novelty Birthday Gifts

Make it the happiest birthday of all with our novelty birthday gifts! Cater to your loved one's sexy side as you treat them to one of these rude gifts. Be it for a friend or a partner, these novelty birthday gifts promise to give the occasion a naughty twist!

  • Cola Willies

    • Cola-flavoured sweets for a tasty treat • Willy-shaped design adds a naughty twist • Not suitable for vegetarians   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Duck with a Dick

    • Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water • Bath time is set to become a lively affair! • Surprise...   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Edible Anus Chocolates

    • It’s always awful when you buy someone a terrible present. You know it. They know it - but with these chocolates, fear no more • Satisfy...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Red Karma Sutra Playing Cards

    • Cheeky set of playing cards featuring karma sutra illustrations • Perfect for a racy game of cards or for choosing a spontaneous sex position   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Stress Balls

    • Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever! • Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal • Perfect gift for someone who's...   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Racing Willies Wind Up Toys
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Racing Willies Wind Up Toys

    • Fun and cheeky novelty toy, perfect as a stocking filler or a Secret Santa gift • Two racing willy toys in each pack • Pull back wind up...   › More

    £3.99 In Stock
  • Naughty Pig Salt and Pepper Pots

    • A hysterical addition to any kitchen table • These naughty ceramic pots will outshine your usual salt and pepper shakers • Great novelty...   › More

    £7.99 In Stock
  • Prosecco-Flavoured Jelly Willies
    Up to 50% Off

    Prosecco-Flavoured Jelly Willies

    • A sweet treat with a penis-shaped twist • Tastes of prosecco but alcohol-free!  • Comes in a champagne-style bottle   › More

    £6.99 £7.99 In Stock
  • Marshmallow Willies
    Up to 50% Off

    Marshmallow Willies

    • A classic treat with a naughty, willy-shaped twist • Finish off your hot chocolate or roast on a fire • Not suitable for vegetarians   › More

    £4.99 £5.99 In Stock
  • Willy Weight Lift
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Willy Weight Lift

    • Get ready for a willy workout! • Eight weights in four sizes • Curved bar sits on the penis • Great novelty gift   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Strawberry Flavoured Pussy Lollipop
    Up to 50% Off

    Strawberry Flavoured Pussy Lollipop

    • Sweet, strawberry flavoured lollipop • Realistic detailing for extra temptation! • Perfect for a stag do or as a novelty gift   › More

    £2.49 £2.99 In Stock
  • Hot Guys Erotic 2020 Calendar
    New

    Hot Guys Erotic 2020 Calendar

    • Make it a sexy start to the year with this naughty calendar!  • 12-page calendar filled with topless men for you to admire… ...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Fanny and Face Soap
    Clearance - Up To 50% Off

    Fanny and Face Soap

    • A side for your fanny and a side for your face! • Clearly labelled to avoid any confusion • Perfect as a gift for your hygiene-obsessed...   › More

    £5.99 £8.99 In Stock
  • Unicorn Sequin Nipple Tassels

    • Unicorn-style nipple tassels for a magical accessory  • Colourful design covered in sequins creates a bold look • Fits securely to...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Bondara Gift Voucher £50

    • Spoil your loved one with a £50 Bondara Gift Voucher • Let them choose their perfect gift with thousands of lines to explore  ...   › More

    £50.00 In Stock
  • Bride To Be - Did You Ever Vs Would You Ever?
    New

    Bride To Be - Did You Ever Vs Would You Ever?

    • Spice up your girl’s night in with juicy gossip and naughty desires • Get the party started with a spin of the decisive arrow •...   › More

    £12.99 In Stock
  • Door Knockers
    New

    Door Knockers

    • Five witty, double sided novelty door hangers to keep away unwanted visitors • Match your mood with one of ten different, cheeky designs •...   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Boobie Pop
    Up to 50% Off

    Boobie Pop

    • Boob-shaped lollipop for an X-rated treat • Strawberry flavour is begging to be licked! • Perfect as a party favour or for a stag-do   › More

    £3.49 £3.99 In Stock
  • Jizz Drinking Game

    • A game that combines willies and drinking…need we say more? • Fill the willy with your favourite drink, spin the wheel and get...   › More

    £19.99 In Stock
  • ‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask
    3 For £15

    ‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask

    • Enjoy a peaceful, undisturbed sleep with this eye mask • Features ‘fuck off’ embroidery across the floral fabric  • Silky...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Candy Posing Pouch
    Up to 50% Off

    Candy Posing Pouch

    • A sweet treat for all you candy lovers • Keeps his package safely hidden away • Nibble and suck your way to the...   › More

    £6.99 £9.99 In Stock
  • Bondara Man Blow Job Undies
    Up To 30% Off

    Bondara Man Blow Job Undies

    • Be prepared for some downstairs action with these men's undies • Framed with lips, the front opening directs your playmate to your penis •...   › More

    £6.99 £9.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles - Love Juice
    New

    Wanky Candles - Love Juice

    • A wild berry, Wanky Candle has a long lasting, alluring scent   • Let the love juice instantly excite your senses  • This...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles – Mermaids Minge
    New

    Wanky Candles – Mermaids Minge

    • Long lasting, alluring vanilla scented mermaid’s minge for all sensual occasions  • Let the Wanky Candle effortlessly excite your...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Porn Sperm - 125ml

    • Smooth and high-quality fake sperm • Imitates the look and consistency of cum • Perfect for fetish play   › More

    £7.99 In Stock
  • After Sex Towel

    • After sex towel ideal for wiping away your night of naughty sin. • Super soft white towel with black bold font.  • Perfect present...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • The Ultimate Stud Undies Novelty Pants
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    The Ultimate Stud Undies Novelty Pants

    • One pair of hilarious novelty white polyester underpants • Featuring a 24 inch sock in the front to fit your sizable package • Ideal as a...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • The Boob Mug

    • Drinking mug designed in the shape of a single boob • Nipple hole for drinking out of • Made of ceramic for a quality and dishwasher safe...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Edible Cock Rings
    Up to 50% Off

    Edible Cock Rings

    • Giving the sex toy staple a tasty update, have something sweet to suck on as you get down to business • Getting your sugar fix has never tasted so...   › More

    £2.49 £3.99 In Stock
  • Willy Egg Fryer
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Willy Egg Fryer

    • How do you like your eggs in the morning? • Cock-shaped mould for serving kinky cuisine • Not dishwasher proof   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • After Dinner Nipples

    • Mint chocolate flavoured nipple shaped mints. • Come in an after mint dinner box. • Freshen your breath by sucking on some nipples.   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Edible Apple Flavoured Gummy Undies
    Up to 50% Off

    Edible Apple Flavoured Gummy Undies

    • Apple flavoured, gummy undies for him promise a sweet treat for you both • Show off what you’ve got in the crotchless design • The...   › More

    £4.99 £6.99 In Stock
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  • Cola Willies

    • Cola-flavoured sweets for a tasty treat • Willy-shaped design adds a naughty twist • Not suitable for vegetarians   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Duck with a Dick

    • Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water • Bath time is set to become a lively affair! • Surprise...   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Edible Anus Chocolates

    • It’s always awful when you buy someone a terrible present. You know it. They know it - but with these chocolates, fear no more • Satisfy...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Red Karma Sutra Playing Cards

    • Cheeky set of playing cards featuring karma sutra illustrations • Perfect for a racy game of cards or for choosing a spontaneous sex position   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Stress Balls

    • Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever! • Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal • Perfect gift for someone who's...   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Racing Willies Wind Up Toys
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Racing Willies Wind Up Toys

    • Fun and cheeky novelty toy, perfect as a stocking filler or a Secret Santa gift • Two racing willy toys in each pack • Pull back wind up...   › More

    £3.99 In Stock
  • Naughty Pig Salt and Pepper Pots

    • A hysterical addition to any kitchen table • These naughty ceramic pots will outshine your usual salt and pepper shakers • Great novelty...   › More

    £7.99 In Stock
  • Prosecco-Flavoured Jelly Willies
    Up to 50% Off

    Prosecco-Flavoured Jelly Willies

    • A sweet treat with a penis-shaped twist • Tastes of prosecco but alcohol-free!  • Comes in a champagne-style bottle   › More

    £6.99 £7.99 In Stock
  • Marshmallow Willies
    Up to 50% Off

    Marshmallow Willies

    • A classic treat with a naughty, willy-shaped twist • Finish off your hot chocolate or roast on a fire • Not suitable for vegetarians   › More

    £4.99 £5.99 In Stock
  • Willy Weight Lift
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Willy Weight Lift

    • Get ready for a willy workout! • Eight weights in four sizes • Curved bar sits on the penis • Great novelty gift   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Strawberry Flavoured Pussy Lollipop
    Up to 50% Off

    Strawberry Flavoured Pussy Lollipop

    • Sweet, strawberry flavoured lollipop • Realistic detailing for extra temptation! • Perfect for a stag do or as a novelty gift   › More

    £2.49 £2.99 In Stock
  • Hot Guys Erotic 2020 Calendar
    New

    Hot Guys Erotic 2020 Calendar

    • Make it a sexy start to the year with this naughty calendar!  • 12-page calendar filled with topless men for you to admire… ...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Fanny and Face Soap
    Clearance - Up To 50% Off

    Fanny and Face Soap

    • A side for your fanny and a side for your face! • Clearly labelled to avoid any confusion • Perfect as a gift for your hygiene-obsessed...   › More

    £5.99 £8.99 In Stock
  • Unicorn Sequin Nipple Tassels

    • Unicorn-style nipple tassels for a magical accessory  • Colourful design covered in sequins creates a bold look • Fits securely to...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Bondara Gift Voucher £50

    • Spoil your loved one with a £50 Bondara Gift Voucher • Let them choose their perfect gift with thousands of lines to explore  ...   › More

    £50.00 In Stock
  • Bride To Be - Did You Ever Vs Would You Ever?
    New

    Bride To Be - Did You Ever Vs Would You Ever?

    • Spice up your girl’s night in with juicy gossip and naughty desires • Get the party started with a spin of the decisive arrow •...   › More

    £12.99 In Stock
  • Door Knockers
    New

    Door Knockers

    • Five witty, double sided novelty door hangers to keep away unwanted visitors • Match your mood with one of ten different, cheeky designs •...   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Boobie Pop
    Up to 50% Off

    Boobie Pop

    • Boob-shaped lollipop for an X-rated treat • Strawberry flavour is begging to be licked! • Perfect as a party favour or for a stag-do   › More

    £3.49 £3.99 In Stock
  • Jizz Drinking Game

    • A game that combines willies and drinking…need we say more? • Fill the willy with your favourite drink, spin the wheel and get...   › More

    £19.99 In Stock
  • ‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask
    3 For £15

    ‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask

    • Enjoy a peaceful, undisturbed sleep with this eye mask • Features ‘fuck off’ embroidery across the floral fabric  • Silky...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Candy Posing Pouch
    Up to 50% Off

    Candy Posing Pouch

    • A sweet treat for all you candy lovers • Keeps his package safely hidden away • Nibble and suck your way to the...   › More

    £6.99 £9.99 In Stock
  • Bondara Man Blow Job Undies
    Up To 30% Off

    Bondara Man Blow Job Undies

    • Be prepared for some downstairs action with these men's undies • Framed with lips, the front opening directs your playmate to your penis •...   › More

    £6.99 £9.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles - Love Juice
    New

    Wanky Candles - Love Juice

    • A wild berry, Wanky Candle has a long lasting, alluring scent   • Let the love juice instantly excite your senses  • This...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles – Mermaids Minge
    New

    Wanky Candles – Mermaids Minge

    • Long lasting, alluring vanilla scented mermaid’s minge for all sensual occasions  • Let the Wanky Candle effortlessly excite your...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Porn Sperm - 125ml

    • Smooth and high-quality fake sperm • Imitates the look and consistency of cum • Perfect for fetish play   › More

    £7.99 In Stock
  • After Sex Towel

    • After sex towel ideal for wiping away your night of naughty sin. • Super soft white towel with black bold font.  • Perfect present...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • The Ultimate Stud Undies Novelty Pants
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    The Ultimate Stud Undies Novelty Pants

    • One pair of hilarious novelty white polyester underpants • Featuring a 24 inch sock in the front to fit your sizable package • Ideal as a...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • The Boob Mug

    • Drinking mug designed in the shape of a single boob • Nipple hole for drinking out of • Made of ceramic for a quality and dishwasher safe...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Edible Cock Rings
    Up to 50% Off

    Edible Cock Rings

    • Giving the sex toy staple a tasty update, have something sweet to suck on as you get down to business • Getting your sugar fix has never tasted so...   › More

    £2.49 £3.99 In Stock
  • Willy Egg Fryer
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Willy Egg Fryer

    • How do you like your eggs in the morning? • Cock-shaped mould for serving kinky cuisine • Not dishwasher proof   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • After Dinner Nipples

    • Mint chocolate flavoured nipple shaped mints. • Come in an after mint dinner box. • Freshen your breath by sucking on some nipples.   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Edible Apple Flavoured Gummy Undies
    Up to 50% Off

    Edible Apple Flavoured Gummy Undies

    • Apple flavoured, gummy undies for him promise a sweet treat for you both • Show off what you’ve got in the crotchless design • The...   › More

    £4.99 £6.99 In Stock
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