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Adult Novelty Gifts

Make them laugh with one of our adult novelty gifts. With a huge range of edible treats, cheeky designs and more, give them a present with a sexy twist! Whether it's for a loved one or a friend, these naughty gifts are sure to be a hit! Explore our wide selection of rude gifts for adults-only fun and let the hilarity begin.

  • Naughty Pig Salt and Pepper Pots

    • A hysterical addition to any kitchen table • These naughty ceramic pots will outshine your usual salt and pepper shakers • Great novelty...   › More

    £7.99 In Stock
  • Stress Balls

    • Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever! • Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal • Perfect gift for someone who's...   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Graffiti Grape-Flavoured Edible Massage Oil Spray – 60ml
    Up to 50% Off

    Graffiti Grape-Flavoured Edible Massage Oil Spray – 60ml

    • Lick and kiss the edible, grape-flavoured massage oil • Give your partner a rub down for sensual foreplay • Create sexy pictures on their...   › More

    £8.99 £11.99 In Stock
  • Glow In The Dark Cock Ring Set

    • Turn out the lights and be guided to his cock • Glow-in-the-dark cock rings add a naughty glow • Perfect for a night of dark passion and...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Lipdicks

    • Shimmering penis shaped lipstick. • Perfect party favour for hen parties or the bride-to-be. • Randomly selected colour.   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Bondara Man Blow Job Undies
    Up To 30% Off

    Bondara Man Blow Job Undies

    • Be prepared for some downstairs action with these men's undies • Framed with lips, the front opening directs your playmate to your penis •...   › More

    £6.99 £9.99 In Stock
  • Grow Your Own Willy

    • Some people like to grow flowers, others like to grow willies • Soak this miniature cock in water and watch it expand! • A grower, not a...   › More

    £2.99 In Stock
  • Unicorn Sequin Nipple Tassels

    • Unicorn-style nipple tassels for a magical accessory  • Colourful design covered in sequins creates a bold look • Fits securely to...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles - Love Juice
    New

    Wanky Candles - Love Juice

    • A wild berry, Wanky Candle has a long lasting, alluring scent   • Let the love juice instantly excite your senses  • This...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles – Mermaids Minge
    New

    Wanky Candles – Mermaids Minge

    • Long lasting, alluring vanilla scented mermaid’s minge for all sensual occasions  • Let the Wanky Candle effortlessly excite your...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Fanny and Face Soap
    Clearance - Up To 50% Off

    Fanny and Face Soap

    • A side for your fanny and a side for your face! • Clearly labelled to avoid any confusion • Perfect as a gift for your hygiene-obsessed...   › More

    £5.99 £8.99 In Stock
  • ‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask
    3 For £15

    ‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask

    • Enjoy a peaceful, undisturbed sleep with this eye mask • Features ‘fuck off’ embroidery across the floral fabric  • Silky...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Willy Egg Fryer
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Willy Egg Fryer

    • How do you like your eggs in the morning? • Cock-shaped mould for serving kinky cuisine • Not dishwasher proof   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Boy’s Calendar Hardcore 2020
    New

    Boy’s Calendar Hardcore 2020

    • Make a date with a dong as you are faced with twelve months of meaty members • Get a rude awakening every day with a long, eye-pleasing...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Pin-Up Calendar Big Boobs 2020
    New

    Pin-Up Calendar Big Boobs 2020

    • Get your hands on a daily dose of big boobs and enchanting nipples • A perfect present for any strategic, big boob enthusiast  • Make...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Boobie Pop
    Up to 50% Off

    Boobie Pop

    • Boob-shaped lollipop for an X-rated treat • Strawberry flavour is begging to be licked! • Perfect as a party favour or for a stag-do   › More

    £3.49 £3.99 In Stock
  • Porn Sperm - 125ml

    • Smooth and high-quality fake sperm • Imitates the look and consistency of cum • Perfect for fetish play   › More

    £7.99 In Stock
  • Double the Fun Inta-mates Undies

    • Show your loved one how much you care with underwear both of you can share • Ensure no pesky clothes get in the way of you and your partner...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Willy Weight Lift
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Willy Weight Lift

    • Get ready for a willy workout! • Eight weights in four sizes • Curved bar sits on the penis • Great novelty gift   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Touch Me! Mood Swing Blindfold

    • Put a stop to confusion and disappointment as you let your partner know exactly where they stand • Wanna get it on? Slip on the mask so they can...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Earthly Body Tropical Threesome Massage Candles – 3 x 57g

    • Light your candle and use the melted oil for a sensual massage • Banana, mango and pineapple scents transport you to paradise  •...   › More

    £14.99 In Stock
  • Earthly Body Hemp Seed Body Butters – 3 x 51g

    • Gift set of three mini body butters for beautifully soft skin • Nourishing, cruelty-free formula contains hemp seed and jojoba oil • Each...   › More

    £12.99 In Stock
  • Grow Your Own Boyfriend

    • Meet Mr. Right! This ultra-muscly man is the perfect boyfriend • Place him in water and watch as he grows up to 600% his original size! •...   › More

    £2.99 In Stock
  • Mermaid Shell Sequin Nipple Tassels
    Clearance - Up To 50% Off

    Mermaid Shell Sequin Nipple Tassels

    • Shell-shaped nipple pasties create a cute and playful look • Pale pink design covered in sequins with coordinating tassels • Includes...   › More

    £7.99 £11.99 In Stock
  • Sexy Surprise Hidden Toy Bath Bomb

    • Combine your relaxing soak with a sexy surprise as a hidden toy is revealed  • Toy is perfect for her own, intimate pleasure or for...   › More

    £19.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles – Granny Fanny
    New

    Wanky Candles – Granny Fanny

    • The Granny Fanny is a long lasting, suspiciously seductive wild berry scent  • Wanky Candle will be a perfect novelty gift for those with a...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Emergency Mini Vibrator

    • Emergency bullet for times of sexual crisis • Packs plenty of power to avert disaster • Presented in an emergency-style gift box   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Duck with a Dick

    • Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water • Bath time is set to become a lively affair! • Surprise...   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Barking Pug Fundies
    Clearance - Up To 50% Off

    Barking Pug Fundies

    • With these pug fundies, it’ll be puppy love for your penis!  • Features googly eyes and even barks when you press its nose •...   › More

    £9.99 £14.99 In Stock
  • Pin-up Calendar Abierta Fina 2020
    New

    Pin-up Calendar Abierta Fina 2020

    • Enjoy twelve months of sexy lingerie lovelies hanging in your home or workplace  • Pass the days with pleasing, pointy nipples and...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Grow Your Own Girlfriend

    • Get a girlfriend on demand! No date nights, charm or flirtation required  • Place this busty babe in water and watch her grow up to 600% her...   › More

    £3.99 In Stock
  • Grow Your Own Balls

    • For the friend who really needs to grow a pair • Simply add water to enjoy your own set of squishy balls • Perfect novelty gift expands up...   › More

    £2.99 In Stock
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  • Naughty Pig Salt and Pepper Pots

    • A hysterical addition to any kitchen table • These naughty ceramic pots will outshine your usual salt and pepper shakers • Great novelty...   › More

    £7.99 In Stock
  • Stress Balls

    • Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever! • Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal • Perfect gift for someone who's...   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Graffiti Grape-Flavoured Edible Massage Oil Spray – 60ml
    Up to 50% Off

    Graffiti Grape-Flavoured Edible Massage Oil Spray – 60ml

    • Lick and kiss the edible, grape-flavoured massage oil • Give your partner a rub down for sensual foreplay • Create sexy pictures on their...   › More

    £8.99 £11.99 In Stock
  • Glow In The Dark Cock Ring Set

    • Turn out the lights and be guided to his cock • Glow-in-the-dark cock rings add a naughty glow • Perfect for a night of dark passion and...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Lipdicks

    • Shimmering penis shaped lipstick. • Perfect party favour for hen parties or the bride-to-be. • Randomly selected colour.   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Bondara Man Blow Job Undies
    Up To 30% Off

    Bondara Man Blow Job Undies

    • Be prepared for some downstairs action with these men's undies • Framed with lips, the front opening directs your playmate to your penis •...   › More

    £6.99 £9.99 In Stock
  • Grow Your Own Willy

    • Some people like to grow flowers, others like to grow willies • Soak this miniature cock in water and watch it expand! • A grower, not a...   › More

    £2.99 In Stock
  • Unicorn Sequin Nipple Tassels

    • Unicorn-style nipple tassels for a magical accessory  • Colourful design covered in sequins creates a bold look • Fits securely to...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles - Love Juice
    New

    Wanky Candles - Love Juice

    • A wild berry, Wanky Candle has a long lasting, alluring scent   • Let the love juice instantly excite your senses  • This...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles – Mermaids Minge
    New

    Wanky Candles – Mermaids Minge

    • Long lasting, alluring vanilla scented mermaid’s minge for all sensual occasions  • Let the Wanky Candle effortlessly excite your...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Fanny and Face Soap
    Clearance - Up To 50% Off

    Fanny and Face Soap

    • A side for your fanny and a side for your face! • Clearly labelled to avoid any confusion • Perfect as a gift for your hygiene-obsessed...   › More

    £5.99 £8.99 In Stock
  • ‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask
    3 For £15

    ‘Fuck Off’ Floral Eye Mask

    • Enjoy a peaceful, undisturbed sleep with this eye mask • Features ‘fuck off’ embroidery across the floral fabric  • Silky...   › More

    £11.99 In Stock
  • Willy Egg Fryer
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Willy Egg Fryer

    • How do you like your eggs in the morning? • Cock-shaped mould for serving kinky cuisine • Not dishwasher proof   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Boy’s Calendar Hardcore 2020
    New

    Boy’s Calendar Hardcore 2020

    • Make a date with a dong as you are faced with twelve months of meaty members • Get a rude awakening every day with a long, eye-pleasing...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Pin-Up Calendar Big Boobs 2020
    New

    Pin-Up Calendar Big Boobs 2020

    • Get your hands on a daily dose of big boobs and enchanting nipples • A perfect present for any strategic, big boob enthusiast  • Make...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Boobie Pop
    Up to 50% Off

    Boobie Pop

    • Boob-shaped lollipop for an X-rated treat • Strawberry flavour is begging to be licked! • Perfect as a party favour or for a stag-do   › More

    £3.49 £3.99 In Stock
  • Porn Sperm - 125ml

    • Smooth and high-quality fake sperm • Imitates the look and consistency of cum • Perfect for fetish play   › More

    £7.99 In Stock
  • Double the Fun Inta-mates Undies

    • Show your loved one how much you care with underwear both of you can share • Ensure no pesky clothes get in the way of you and your partner...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Willy Weight Lift
    3 For 2 Hen & Stag

    Willy Weight Lift

    • Get ready for a willy workout! • Eight weights in four sizes • Curved bar sits on the penis • Great novelty gift   › More

    £6.99 In Stock
  • Touch Me! Mood Swing Blindfold

    • Put a stop to confusion and disappointment as you let your partner know exactly where they stand • Wanna get it on? Slip on the mask so they can...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Earthly Body Tropical Threesome Massage Candles – 3 x 57g

    • Light your candle and use the melted oil for a sensual massage • Banana, mango and pineapple scents transport you to paradise  •...   › More

    £14.99 In Stock
  • Earthly Body Hemp Seed Body Butters – 3 x 51g

    • Gift set of three mini body butters for beautifully soft skin • Nourishing, cruelty-free formula contains hemp seed and jojoba oil • Each...   › More

    £12.99 In Stock
  • Grow Your Own Boyfriend

    • Meet Mr. Right! This ultra-muscly man is the perfect boyfriend • Place him in water and watch as he grows up to 600% his original size! •...   › More

    £2.99 In Stock
  • Mermaid Shell Sequin Nipple Tassels
    Clearance - Up To 50% Off

    Mermaid Shell Sequin Nipple Tassels

    • Shell-shaped nipple pasties create a cute and playful look • Pale pink design covered in sequins with coordinating tassels • Includes...   › More

    £7.99 £11.99 In Stock
  • Sexy Surprise Hidden Toy Bath Bomb

    • Combine your relaxing soak with a sexy surprise as a hidden toy is revealed  • Toy is perfect for her own, intimate pleasure or for...   › More

    £19.99 In Stock
  • Wanky Candles – Granny Fanny
    New

    Wanky Candles – Granny Fanny

    • The Granny Fanny is a long lasting, suspiciously seductive wild berry scent  • Wanky Candle will be a perfect novelty gift for those with a...   › More

    £4.99 In Stock
  • Emergency Mini Vibrator

    • Emergency bullet for times of sexual crisis • Packs plenty of power to avert disaster • Presented in an emergency-style gift box   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Duck with a Dick

    • Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water • Bath time is set to become a lively affair! • Surprise...   › More

    £5.99 In Stock
  • Barking Pug Fundies
    Clearance - Up To 50% Off

    Barking Pug Fundies

    • With these pug fundies, it’ll be puppy love for your penis!  • Features googly eyes and even barks when you press its nose •...   › More

    £9.99 £14.99 In Stock
  • Pin-up Calendar Abierta Fina 2020
    New

    Pin-up Calendar Abierta Fina 2020

    • Enjoy twelve months of sexy lingerie lovelies hanging in your home or workplace  • Pass the days with pleasing, pointy nipples and...   › More

    £9.99 In Stock
  • Grow Your Own Girlfriend

    • Get a girlfriend on demand! No date nights, charm or flirtation required  • Place this busty babe in water and watch her grow up to 600% her...   › More

    £3.99 In Stock
  • Grow Your Own Balls

    • For the friend who really needs to grow a pair • Simply add water to enjoy your own set of squishy balls • Perfect novelty gift expands up...   › More

    £2.99 In Stock
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