Secret Santa

Porn Sperm - 125ml

• Smooth and high-quality fake sperm

• Imitates the look and consistency of cum

• Perfect for fetish play

Clone a Willy Light Tone Vibrating Kit

• Double-up on the fun with this Clone a Willy kit

• Create a vibrating replica of yours or your partner's penis

• Easy to use with impressive results!

Bondage Pocket Book

• Easy-to-follow book includes photographs and step-by-step guides for rope bondage

• Covers the basics, essential safety tips and 32 knots and ties

• Hardcover and travel-sized – perfect for kinky weekends away!

Clone a Willy Glow in the Dark Vibrating Kit

• Allows you to make a lifelike vibrating silicone replica of your partner's penis 

• Guaranteed to put a smile of your partner's face whatever the weather 

• Fantastic gift for birthdays, hen and stag parties and Valentine's!

Bondara Chocolate Body Paint - 100ml

• Delicious edible chocolate body paint for extra-sweet foreplay.

• Ideal for drizzling onto and licking off your partner’s skin. 

Cloneboy Create Your Own Suction Cup Dildo Kit

• Ensure your partner’s penis is never far away

• Suction cup base for a wild, hands-free ride 

• Great results in four easy-to-follow steps 

Bedroom Commands Card Set

• Inspiring the confidence you need to Dominate in the bedroom with X-rated instructions

• Two decks of cards, each tailored to his and her sexual fantasies 

Succulent Willie Lollipop

• Practice your sucking action with this willy lollipop

• Strawberry flavour promises a sweet treat

• Perfect for a hen night or X-rated party

Glow in the Dark Erotic Dice

• Who said turning the lights off is such a bad thing?  

• Let the glow-in-the-dark dice illuminate your bedroom as you take your go 

• Multiple sexy combinations for you and your partner to try out together

Blow Job Undies

• Be prepared for some downstairs action with these men's undies

• Framed with lips, the front opening directs your playmate to your penis

• Soft and stretchy pants make a perfect, fun bedroom outfit

Grow Your Own Willy

• Some people like to grow flowers, others like to grow willies

• Soak this miniature cock in water and watch it expand!

• A grower, not a show-er! Expands up to 600% its size

Candy Posing Pouch

• A sweet treat for all you candy lovers

• Keeps his package safely hidden away

• Nibble and suck your way to the goodies beneath

Willy Weight Lift

• Get ready for a willy workout!

• Curved bar sits over the penis

• Swap leg day for cock day

Grow Your Own Boobs

• Fun and compact novelty toy that will work perfectly as a stocking filler or Secret Santa gift

• Includes one set of super absorbent boobies

• Simply add to water and watch the boobs grow up to 600% bigger!

Edible Anus Chocolates

• It’s always awful when you buy someone a terrible present. You know it. They know it - but with these chocolates, fear no more

• Satisfy their sweet tooth with six, milk chocolates

• Get up close and personal as you lick, suck and bite on these anus treats

Measure Your Sperm Gauge

• Are you a supersoaker or a dribbler?

• Discover what every man secretly wants to know (they just may not realise it yet!)

• Less than 3ml and, sorry, you’ve got junk spunk. Over 9ml and you have super sperm – congratulations!

Duck with a Dick

• Rubber duck has a naughty secret hiding beneath the water

• Bath time is set to become a lively affair!

• Surprise unsuspecting bathers with his erect, ducky dick

Bigger Or Smaller Penis Card Game

• Teeny peen or big ol' bulge? Guarantee giggles with this adult card game

• Guess if the penis on the next card is bigger or smaller to win

• Get it wrong and take a shot, play truth or dare, or strip off a piece of clothing!

• Perfect hen party entertainment for two or more players

The Boob Mug

• Drinking mug designed in the shape of a single boob

• Nipple hole for drinking from

• Made of ceramic for a quality and dishwasher safe finish

Stress Willy

• Grab a pair of balls and give them a firm squeeze

• Cocksure stress-reliever always returns to original shape

• Perfect gift for a frustrated friend or colleague

Stress Bum

• Life getting you down? Grab these bouncy butt-cheeks for an instant pick-me-up

• Removable hot pink thong for sexy squeezes on a bare behind

• The perfect present for a stressed out friend

After Dinner Nipples

• Mint chocolate flavoured nipple shaped mints.

• Come in an after mint dinner box.

• Freshen your breath by sucking on some nipples.

Gay Sex Card Game

• Gay sex card game with detailed illustrative pictures. 

• For men who love men; play the game and learn more about your lover’s loves, likes and lusts. 

• Includes 50 Gay Sex Cards with interesting sex positions, 3 Rule Cards, and 1 Unleash Your Fantasy Card.

JIZZ The Drinking Game

• A game that combines willies and drinking…need we say more?

• Fill the willy with your favourite drink, spin the wheel and get pumping! 

• Watch out! It can blow its load at any time!

Scandalous Candles Black Butt Plug Decorative Candle - 4 Inch

• This sexy statement candle is shaped just like a butt plug!
• Black 4-inch decorative candle adds an erotic edge to your home decor
• A unique gift idea for your bum fun lover

Scandalous Candles Penis Decorative Candle - 6 Inch

• Realistic cock candle is an arousing addition to your interior
• 6-inch decorative candle is shaped just like a hard, juicy dick
• A naughty gift idea for Valentine's Day, bachelor and hen parties

Cock Socks

• Boost your morning glory! These explicit socks will put a smile on your face

• Fat ones, thin ones, big ones, small ones – this penile pair has it all!

• Put your best foot forward with these adult-only novelty socks

Stress Balls

• Grab life by the balls with this instant stress reliever!

• Soft, squishy and shaped like the real deal

• Perfect gift for someone who's being driven "nuts"