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Waterproof Remote Control Egg

Do you watch romance movies? Do you like them? Do you understand that Hollywood has lied to us about love and romance?

According to an article I read, you won’t experience love as you see it in the movies. You will never have the chance to choose between two amazing men (or women). Especially if they are complete opposites. You won’t have a chance meeting and then reconnect a decade later. The loser who impregnated you won’t grow a pair. The person you hook up with will never be more than that. He or she won’t fall in love with you. Your true love won’t stop you at the altar from marrying someone else. You won’t drift on ship wreckage declaring your love for each other after hitting an iceberg. You won’t marry a hooker with a heart of gold, nor will your john fall in love with you and treat you like a queen and marry you.

Got it now?

What can happen is that your true love will buy vibrators for you. They make wonderful gifts. Aim small. How about vibrating love eggs? If you’re looking for a small and portable sex toy, you can’t go wrong with something like this waterproof remote control egg. This very popular plastic pearly blue egg is only three inches long but don’t be fooled. It packs a wallop! Hand the remote control to your partner and let him or her have their way with you. The range is over 15 metres. This egg is also waterproof so enjoy it in the bath or hot tub. You will enjoy hours of endless pleasure whether you use the egg alone or with your partner. So don’t fall for the lies you are told in romance movies. Vibrators are much more reliable!